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Keep Vacation (2015) On Your Home Screen

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You have such a vagina. Okay enough enough Now young man. we talked about the bullying of your older brother That's right We don't make fun of someone just because they're different. I don't have a vagina I'm just saying if you did. it wouldn't be okay for Kevin to tease you about your vagina Why are you making it sound like I have a vagina. I know you don't have a vagina I'm not doing that.

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You have such a vagina. Okay enough enough Now young man. we talked about the bullying of your older brother That's right We don't make fun of someone just because they're different. I don't have a vagina I'm just saying if you did. it wouldn't be okay for Kevin to tease you about your vagina Why are you making it sound like I have a vagina. I know you don't have a vagina I'm not doing that.

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Play You have such a vagina. Okay enough enough Now young man. we talked about the bullying of your older brother That's right We don't make fun of someone just because they're different. I don't have a vagina I'm just saying if you did. it wouldn't be okay for Kevin to tease you about your vagina Why are you making it sound like I have a vagina. I know you don't have a vagina I'm not doing that.

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We're driving to Walley World. What This family's in a rut.

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We're driving to Walley World. What This family's in a rut.

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Play We're driving to Walley World. What This family's in a rut.

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I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. I was happy to do it. Just because corporate says you're too old to fly doesn't make it true. You're more qualified than us younger guys. Means a lot to me Sure thing. Oh and Rusty Mm hm. I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. Yeah. You bet.

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I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. I was happy to do it. Just because corporate says you're too old to fly doesn't make it true. You're more qualified than us younger guys. Means a lot to me Sure thing. Oh and Rusty Mm hm. I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. Yeah. You bet.

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Play I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. I was happy to do it. Just because corporate says you're too old to fly doesn't make it true. You're more qualified than us younger guys. Means a lot to me Sure thing. Oh and Rusty Mm hm. I wanna thank you for going to bat for me last week. Yeah. You bet.

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I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't matter. The new vacation will stand on its own okay.

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I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't matter. The new vacation will stand on its own okay.

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Play I've never even heard of the original vacation Doesn't matter. The new vacation will stand on its own okay.

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That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey. Yeah Tartan's the Honda of Albania. Why'd you get an Albanian car Dad. Renting a family car on Memorial Day weekend. doesn't leave you with a lot of options But this baby is pretty sweet It's got all the latest Albanian technology Check it out Plug in hybrid.

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That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey. Yeah Tartan's the Honda of Albania. Why'd you get an Albanian car Dad. Renting a family car on Memorial Day weekend. doesn't leave you with a lot of options But this baby is pretty sweet It's got all the latest Albanian technology Check it out Plug in hybrid.

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Play That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer Did you say Tartan honey. Yeah Tartan's the Honda of Albania. Why'd you get an Albanian car Dad. Renting a family car on Memorial Day weekend. doesn't leave you with a lot of options But this baby is pretty sweet It's got all the latest Albanian technology Check it out Plug in hybrid.

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Honey is that a swastika on there. Yeah We won't use that.

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Honey is that a swastika on there. Yeah We won't use that.

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Play Honey is that a swastika on there. Yeah We won't use that.

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There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory hole.

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There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory hole.

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Play There was a hole in the side of my stall You found a glory hole.

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Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went to college. Oh God Why would that be fun for them honey. You could give us a tour One of them could study there one day. Oh no No way man. I've got my sights set on something a little more Ivy League. Oh Little fucker. What Ma I love you That's what I said.

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Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went to college. Oh God Why would that be fun for them honey. You could give us a tour One of them could study there one day. Oh no No way man. I've got my sights set on something a little more Ivy League. Oh Little fucker. What Ma I love you That's what I said.

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Play Thought it would be fun for the kids to see where you went to college. Oh God Why would that be fun for them honey. You could give us a tour One of them could study there one day. Oh no No way man. I've got my sights set on something a little more Ivy League. Oh Little fucker. What Ma I love you That's what I said.

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I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so. In fact the Chug Run was my idea. It was Yeah. Wait are you Debbie Fletcher Yeah. Oh my shit. Oh my shit I can't believe it's you. Guys come here Bring over the book. It's Debbie fucking Fletcher How do you know who I am. Oh my God are you kidding me You're like a legend at Tri Pi. You're Debbie Do Anything Debbie Do Anything.

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I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so. In fact the Chug Run was my idea. It was Yeah. Wait are you Debbie Fletcher Yeah. Oh my shit. Oh my shit I can't believe it's you. Guys come here Bring over the book. It's Debbie fucking Fletcher How do you know who I am. Oh my God are you kidding me You're like a legend at Tri Pi. You're Debbie Do Anything Debbie Do Anything.

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Play I was a Tri Pi a long time ago so. In fact the Chug Run was my idea. It was Yeah. Wait are you Debbie Fletcher Yeah. Oh my shit. Oh my shit I can't believe it's you. Guys come here Bring over the book. It's Debbie fucking Fletcher How do you know who I am. Oh my God are you kidding me You're like a legend at Tri Pi. You're Debbie Do Anything Debbie Do Anything.

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I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have done any of those things. But you know what What's important is not whether I did them or I didn't do them. What's important is that you guys are idolizing very bad behavior here. Uh ew you don't sound like Debbie Do Anything.

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I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have done any of those things. But you know what What's important is not whether I did them or I didn't do them. What's important is that you guys are idolizing very bad behavior here. Uh ew you don't sound like Debbie Do Anything.

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Play I think I know my wife pretty well and she wouldn't have done any of those things. But you know what What's important is not whether I did them or I didn't do them. What's important is that you guys are idolizing very bad behavior here. Uh ew you don't sound like Debbie Do Anything.