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Keep Babes in Toyland (1986) On Your Home Screen

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NEWSCASTER ON TV Two kinds of weather this Christmas Eve. bad and worse There's some kind of bumper storm heading Ohio way tonight. Road conditions will become extremely hazardous as the evening wears on. But the best advice is to just stay home. Repeat stay home.

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NEWSCASTER ON TV Two kinds of weather this Christmas Eve. bad and worse There's some kind of bumper storm heading Ohio way tonight. Road conditions will become extremely hazardous as the evening wears on. But the best advice is to just stay home. Repeat stay home.

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Play NEWSCASTER ON TV Two kinds of weather this Christmas Eve. bad and worse There's some kind of bumper storm heading Ohio way tonight. Road conditions will become extremely hazardous as the evening wears on. But the best advice is to just stay home. Repeat stay home.

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How about a quick Christmas pizza at Capone's before I drop you home. Jack I don't think I could eat three pizzas. Who said anything about three. Well I got two other offers. Oh here we go again. The Delilah of the five and dime.

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How about a quick Christmas pizza at Capone's before I drop you home. Jack I don't think I could eat three pizzas. Who said anything about three. Well I got two other offers. Oh here we go again. The Delilah of the five and dime.

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Play How about a quick Christmas pizza at Capone's before I drop you home. Jack I don't think I could eat three pizzas. Who said anything about three. Well I got two other offers. Oh here we go again. The Delilah of the five and dime.

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Hi there beautiful. I've been watching you uh with the teddy bears. What do you think you're running here a charity bazaar. The merchandise was faulty There was no refund. The customer took a punching bag in exchange and was quite satisfied. One thing I can say for you angel eyes. your personal merchandise is by no means faulty but when I say push the teddy bears I mean push the teddy bears Clear. I'm not a salesperson Mr Barnie. I'm customer service and I was doing my job.

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Hi there beautiful. I've been watching you uh with the teddy bears. What do you think you're running here a charity bazaar. The merchandise was faulty There was no refund. The customer took a punching bag in exchange and was quite satisfied. One thing I can say for you angel eyes. your personal merchandise is by no means faulty but when I say push the teddy bears I mean push the teddy bears Clear. I'm not a salesperson Mr Barnie. I'm customer service and I was doing my job.

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Play Hi there beautiful. I've been watching you uh with the teddy bears. What do you think you're running here a charity bazaar. The merchandise was faulty There was no refund. The customer took a punching bag in exchange and was quite satisfied. One thing I can say for you angel eyes. your personal merchandise is by no means faulty but when I say push the teddy bears I mean push the teddy bears Clear. I'm not a salesperson Mr Barnie. I'm customer service and I was doing my job.

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Doing your job is pleasing me. which in your case would not be difficult You know what I mean No I don't. You know for a smart looking girl you're really pretty dumb. Don't you know it's better business to be nice to the boss. than to some pretty stock boy with his fingers in the till Don't you talk to Mary like that. What the heck is that. That is my sister and she is absolutely right. Mr Barnie I suggest that you keep your smutty thoughts to yourself. and stop making cheap accusations about...

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Doing your job is pleasing me. which in your case would not be difficult You know what I mean No I don't. You know for a smart looking girl you're really pretty dumb. Don't you know it's better business to be nice to the boss. than to some pretty stock boy with his fingers in the till Don't you talk to Mary like that. What the heck is that. That is my sister and she is absolutely right. Mr Barnie I suggest that you keep your smutty thoughts to yourself. and stop making cheap accusations about...

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Play Doing your job is pleasing me. which in your case would not be difficult You know what I mean No I don't. You know for a smart looking girl you're really pretty dumb. Don't you know it's better business to be nice to the boss. than to some pretty stock boy with his fingers in the till Don't you talk to Mary like that. What the heck is that. That is my sister and she is absolutely right. Mr Barnie I suggest that you keep your smutty thoughts to yourself. and stop making cheap accusations about...

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Oh yeah Well with your attitude. you could be out of here real quick you know that With your attitude I could be out of here right now. There is a blizzard out there. it's Christmas Eve and I'm gonna take my baby sister home Mary I know I know. You're not a baby You're 11 years old. And if you had any conscience which I know that you don't. you'd advise all your customers to get out of here while there's still time Come on Lisa Let's go find Jack. What what you like to ruin my biggest one day...

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Oh yeah Well with your attitude. you could be out of here real quick you know that With your attitude I could be out of here right now. There is a blizzard out there. it's Christmas Eve and I'm gonna take my baby sister home Mary I know I know. You're not a baby You're 11 years old. And if you had any conscience which I know that you don't. you'd advise all your customers to get out of here while there's still time Come on Lisa Let's go find Jack. What what you like to ruin my biggest one day...

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Play Oh yeah Well with your attitude. you could be out of here real quick you know that With your attitude I could be out of here right now. There is a blizzard out there. it's Christmas Eve and I'm gonna take my baby sister home Mary I know I know. You're not a baby You're 11 years old. And if you had any conscience which I know that you don't. you'd advise all your customers to get out of here while there's still time Come on Lisa Let's go find Jack. What what you like to ruin my biggest one day...

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Uh excuse me everybody. I just heard on TV there's gonna be a major snowstorm. hitting Cincinnati any minute It's Christmas Eve and you should all go home while you still can. Give me that Give me that you midget monster. Nothing to worry about folks That was just a false alarm. Please Uh come on now It's just a little snow. I mean what do you expect It's Christmas. Christmastime is snow time. And in no time it'll be Christmas again.

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Uh excuse me everybody. I just heard on TV there's gonna be a major snowstorm. hitting Cincinnati any minute It's Christmas Eve and you should all go home while you still can. Give me that Give me that you midget monster. Nothing to worry about folks That was just a false alarm. Please Uh come on now It's just a little snow. I mean what do you expect It's Christmas. Christmastime is snow time. And in no time it'll be Christmas again.

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Play Uh excuse me everybody. I just heard on TV there's gonna be a major snowstorm. hitting Cincinnati any minute It's Christmas Eve and you should all go home while you still can. Give me that Give me that you midget monster. Nothing to worry about folks That was just a false alarm. Please Uh come on now It's just a little snow. I mean what do you expect It's Christmas. Christmastime is snow time. And in no time it'll be Christmas again.

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Congratulations Miss Piper on winning. the first annual Sister of the Year Award Oh Mary a Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you. BARNIE Put that back you little creep. That's stolen property. It costs exactly half of the salary that you owe me Mr Barnie. Well you can sue me for the other half. Come on Lisa. And you two the two of you. you can sue me too That's just what we'll do Merry Christmas Merry Christmas.

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Congratulations Miss Piper on winning. the first annual Sister of the Year Award Oh Mary a Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you. BARNIE Put that back you little creep. That's stolen property. It costs exactly half of the salary that you owe me Mr Barnie. Well you can sue me for the other half. Come on Lisa. And you two the two of you. you can sue me too That's just what we'll do Merry Christmas Merry Christmas.

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Play Congratulations Miss Piper on winning. the first annual Sister of the Year Award Oh Mary a Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you. BARNIE Put that back you little creep. That's stolen property. It costs exactly half of the salary that you owe me Mr Barnie. Well you can sue me for the other half. Come on Lisa. And you two the two of you. you can sue me too That's just what we'll do Merry Christmas Merry Christmas.

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I come from. ALL C I N C I N N A T I. Cincinnati. The best town in O. H I O. Ohio U S A. LISA AND MARY At first they called it Cinci. But since Cinci is so natty. They named it Cincinnati so they say. ALL Whoa. JACK AND GEORGE Hey the girls are pretty pretty. In this gritty little city. The fellers are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams. The Reds and the Bengals Maul teams. They knock the socks off all teams on the grid. I mean to argue's indefensible. The facts are...

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I come from. ALL C I N C I N N A T I. Cincinnati. The best town in O. H I O. Ohio U S A. LISA AND MARY At first they called it Cinci. But since Cinci is so natty. They named it Cincinnati so they say. ALL Whoa. JACK AND GEORGE Hey the girls are pretty pretty. In this gritty little city. The fellers are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams. The Reds and the Bengals Maul teams. They knock the socks off all teams on the grid. I mean to argue's indefensible. The facts are...

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Play I come from. ALL C I N C I N N A T I. Cincinnati. The best town in O. H I O. Ohio U S A. LISA AND MARY At first they called it Cinci. But since Cinci is so natty. They named it Cincinnati so they say. ALL Whoa. JACK AND GEORGE Hey the girls are pretty pretty. In this gritty little city. The fellers are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams. The Reds and the Bengals Maul teams. They knock the socks off all teams on the grid. I mean to argue's indefensible. The facts are...

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There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake. He won't be pleased at that.

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There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake. He won't be pleased at that.

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Play There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake. He won't be pleased at that.

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Lisa do you really like the sled. I mean you weren't just putting on an act back in the store were you. No This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world. GEORGE Right here in Cincinnati. Welcome to glorious Cincinnati. queen of Ohio's alpine ski resorts

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Lisa do you really like the sled. I mean you weren't just putting on an act back in the store were you. No This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world. GEORGE Right here in Cincinnati. Welcome to glorious Cincinnati. queen of Ohio's alpine ski resorts

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Play Lisa do you really like the sled. I mean you weren't just putting on an act back in the store were you. No This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world. GEORGE Right here in Cincinnati. Welcome to glorious Cincinnati. queen of Ohio's alpine ski resorts