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Keep This Is Going to Hurt (2022) On Your Home Screen

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Wouldn't it be funny if Adam ended up delivering you? We're going to play it safe and go private. It's our engagement party tonight, do you want to get a bit more engaged? I was going to say that my relationship is the only. thing in my life that's not totally fucked up. But now I'm not quite sure how true that is. How are we going to make this work? Well, we're probably not, are we? I just feel so incompetent there. I'm lying to my parents. because they are so proud of what they think I've...

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Wouldn't it be funny if Adam ended up delivering you? We're going to play it safe and go private. It's our engagement party tonight, do you want to get a bit more engaged? I was going to say that my relationship is the only. thing in my life that's not totally fucked up. But now I'm not quite sure how true that is. How are we going to make this work? Well, we're probably not, are we? I just feel so incompetent there. I'm lying to my parents. because they are so proud of what they think I've...

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Play Wouldn't it be funny if Adam ended up delivering you? We're going to play it safe and go private. It's our engagement party tonight, do you want to get a bit more engaged? I was going to say that my relationship is the only. thing in my life that's not totally fucked up. But now I'm not quite sure how true that is. How are we going to make this work? Well, we're probably not, are we? I just feel so incompetent there. I'm lying to my parents. because they are so proud of what they think I've...

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Can I ask what you're doing here? I'm the doctor who delivered your nephew. That's why I'm asking if it's appropriate. for you to be here with my sister. The mum's lodged a complaint. Is that your statement? I've not even started mine yet. I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain. Write that you discussed with me over the phone. and that I advised you to send her home. I know you hoped I'd marry Helen, Mum, you've mentioned it every 40 minutes for the last five years. Would your...

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Can I ask what you're doing here? I'm the doctor who delivered your nephew. That's why I'm asking if it's appropriate. for you to be here with my sister. The mum's lodged a complaint. Is that your statement? I've not even started mine yet. I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain. Write that you discussed with me over the phone. and that I advised you to send her home. I know you hoped I'd marry Helen, Mum, you've mentioned it every 40 minutes for the last five years. Would your...

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Play Can I ask what you're doing here? I'm the doctor who delivered your nephew. That's why I'm asking if it's appropriate. for you to be here with my sister. The mum's lodged a complaint. Is that your statement? I've not even started mine yet. I've only managed seven words and a coffee stain. Write that you discussed with me over the phone. and that I advised you to send her home. I know you hoped I'd marry Helen, Mum, you've mentioned it every 40 minutes for the last five years. Would your...

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This programme contains some strong language from the start, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and discriminatory language. HE SNORES.

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This programme contains some strong language from the start, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and discriminatory language. HE SNORES.

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Play This programme contains some strong language from the start, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and discriminatory language. HE SNORES.

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Hey, someone! Look, find a doctor. She's fainted. I think she's having a fit. Is anyone here a doctor? We need a doctor! Anyone? Are you...?  A GP. Dentist. Trainee dentist.

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Hey, someone! Look, find a doctor. She's fainted. I think she's having a fit. Is anyone here a doctor? We need a doctor! Anyone? Are you...?  A GP. Dentist. Trainee dentist.

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Play Hey, someone! Look, find a doctor. She's fainted. I think she's having a fit. Is anyone here a doctor? We need a doctor! Anyone? Are you...?  A GP. Dentist. Trainee dentist.

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I've had another complaint. And it's a GMC one. It's going to tribunal. Why would Erika complain again? She hasn't. It's anonymous. You think that you are the cleverest person in the room, and that makes you dangerous. You're a liability! I mean, I guess you are the one who sent her home early. and then falsified the notes. All right, Judge Judy! If you ever want to chat about Harry, you know I'm here for you. I think I'm actually designed to be on my own. I'm sorry. I really did try....

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I've had another complaint. And it's a GMC one. It's going to tribunal. Why would Erika complain again? She hasn't. It's anonymous. You think that you are the cleverest person in the room, and that makes you dangerous. You're a liability! I mean, I guess you are the one who sent her home early. and then falsified the notes. All right, Judge Judy! If you ever want to chat about Harry, you know I'm here for you. I think I'm actually designed to be on my own. I'm sorry. I really did try....

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Play I've had another complaint. And it's a GMC one. It's going to tribunal. Why would Erika complain again? She hasn't. It's anonymous. You think that you are the cleverest person in the room, and that makes you dangerous. You're a liability! I mean, I guess you are the one who sent her home early. and then falsified the notes. All right, Judge Judy! If you ever want to chat about Harry, you know I'm here for you. I think I'm actually designed to be on my own. I'm sorry. I really did try....

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KNOCK ON WINDOW. Dozy twat! Sorry. ENGINE CUTS OUT. ENGINE FAILS TO START HORNS BEEP. All right!

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KNOCK ON WINDOW. Dozy twat! Sorry. ENGINE CUTS OUT. ENGINE FAILS TO START HORNS BEEP. All right!

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Play KNOCK ON WINDOW. Dozy twat! Sorry. ENGINE CUTS OUT. ENGINE FAILS TO START HORNS BEEP. All right!

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I don't know if Adam mentioned, but we'd love to take you for dinner. Oh, we should probably get off, actually. You sure we can't tempt you for a quick bite? We've got a table booked at this. little French place on Poland Street. My friend's a waiter there. Well... I'll call you in a couple of weeks.

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I don't know if Adam mentioned, but we'd love to take you for dinner. Oh, we should probably get off, actually. You sure we can't tempt you for a quick bite? We've got a table booked at this. little French place on Poland Street. My friend's a waiter there. Well... I'll call you in a couple of weeks.

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Play I don't know if Adam mentioned, but we'd love to take you for dinner. Oh, we should probably get off, actually. You sure we can't tempt you for a quick bite? We've got a table booked at this. little French place on Poland Street. My friend's a waiter there. Well... I'll call you in a couple of weeks.

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WHISPERS: That's it. Nice big breaths. Did you know that if you spread out the surface area. of your lungs and put them on a football pitch... ..that's an instant red card and a direct free kick?

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WHISPERS: That's it. Nice big breaths. Did you know that if you spread out the surface area. of your lungs and put them on a football pitch... ..that's an instant red card and a direct free kick?

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Play WHISPERS: That's it. Nice big breaths. Did you know that if you spread out the surface area. of your lungs and put them on a football pitch... ..that's an instant red card and a direct free kick?