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Keep Made of Honor (2008) On Your Home Screen

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Gloria I don't wanna lose that Can I keep it Thank you.

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Gloria I don't wanna lose that Can I keep it Thank you.

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Play Gloria I don't wanna lose that Can I keep it Thank you.

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No I'm honest. I believe honesty is the best policy. Alright. You want me to be honest with you. Sure I'm majoring in fine art. Right. I'm studying the golden proportions. of the human face And you're nose is bent and and it drips down at the bottom A feature that is accentuated. by the thinness of your upper lip And your eyes. are too far apart but they have to be to accommodate that bent nose And I feel sorry for you that you have to validate yourself through insatiable meaning less ego...

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No I'm honest. I believe honesty is the best policy. Alright. You want me to be honest with you. Sure I'm majoring in fine art. Right. I'm studying the golden proportions. of the human face And you're nose is bent and and it drips down at the bottom A feature that is accentuated. by the thinness of your upper lip And your eyes. are too far apart but they have to be to accommodate that bent nose And I feel sorry for you that you have to validate yourself through insatiable meaning less ego...

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Play No I'm honest. I believe honesty is the best policy. Alright. You want me to be honest with you. Sure I'm majoring in fine art. Right. I'm studying the golden proportions. of the human face And you're nose is bent and and it drips down at the bottom A feature that is accentuated. by the thinness of your upper lip And your eyes. are too far apart but they have to be to accommodate that bent nose And I feel sorry for you that you have to validate yourself through insatiable meaning less ego...

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And you once met Bono. which I suspect is total bullshit No it's true He signed my CD. It's upstairs in my room with my. 'Coffee Collar' if you wanna see it Are you hitting on me No I'm going of your look. My look Yeah doggy bull look. Are you calling me a dog No it's a theory I have. Oh Casanova has a theory Yeah When a girl. is attracted to a guy she has a look It's her tell like poker. It's the same look a dog gets. right before you put down the bowl You're offensive And you're crazy.

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And you once met Bono. which I suspect is total bullshit No it's true He signed my CD. It's upstairs in my room with my. 'Coffee Collar' if you wanna see it Are you hitting on me No I'm going of your look. My look Yeah doggy bull look. Are you calling me a dog No it's a theory I have. Oh Casanova has a theory Yeah When a girl. is attracted to a guy she has a look It's her tell like poker. It's the same look a dog gets. right before you put down the bowl You're offensive And you're crazy.

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Play And you once met Bono. which I suspect is total bullshit No it's true He signed my CD. It's upstairs in my room with my. 'Coffee Collar' if you wanna see it Are you hitting on me No I'm going of your look. My look Yeah doggy bull look. Are you calling me a dog No it's a theory I have. Oh Casanova has a theory Yeah When a girl. is attracted to a guy she has a look It's her tell like poker. It's the same look a dog gets. right before you put down the bowl You're offensive And you're crazy.

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Hello there And who would you be. I love you Yes I do I love you. You're so pretty Yes you are. You're beautiful Yes you are Your beautiful face. I love you love you love you. You should try saying that to a human sometime. What A human. To say it to a human.

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Hello there And who would you be. I love you Yes I do I love you. You're so pretty Yes you are. You're beautiful Yes you are Your beautiful face. I love you love you love you. You should try saying that to a human sometime. What A human. To say it to a human.

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Play Hello there And who would you be. I love you Yes I do I love you. You're so pretty Yes you are. You're beautiful Yes you are Your beautiful face. I love you love you love you. You should try saying that to a human sometime. What A human. To say it to a human.

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If you're a bad boy I'm gonna spank you. Yeah Do you know what I would like to say to you Is that. I want you to listen to me Tom Yes. If you need any moneys. or you need any advice Right or you got girl problems I don't think I need you to think of me how you would a real mother. Yeah that's exactly what I. Look at this beauty There he is. Hello sweetie. Drunk as the night I first met her. So romantic Oh please By all means. You are a bad influence on her Me. Last shot okay. I'm stealing you...

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If you're a bad boy I'm gonna spank you. Yeah Do you know what I would like to say to you Is that. I want you to listen to me Tom Yes. If you need any moneys. or you need any advice Right or you got girl problems I don't think I need you to think of me how you would a real mother. Yeah that's exactly what I. Look at this beauty There he is. Hello sweetie. Drunk as the night I first met her. So romantic Oh please By all means. You are a bad influence on her Me. Last shot okay. I'm stealing you...

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Play If you're a bad boy I'm gonna spank you. Yeah Do you know what I would like to say to you Is that. I want you to listen to me Tom Yes. If you need any moneys. or you need any advice Right or you got girl problems I don't think I need you to think of me how you would a real mother. Yeah that's exactly what I. Look at this beauty There he is. Hello sweetie. Drunk as the night I first met her. So romantic Oh please By all means. You are a bad influence on her Me. Last shot okay. I'm stealing you...

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Could someone please pass me the Splenda. Could someone who's not a misogynist pass the Splenda. Hello Thank you Stephanie.

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Could someone please pass me the Splenda. Could someone who's not a misogynist pass the Splenda. Hello Thank you Stephanie.

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Play Could someone please pass me the Splenda. Could someone who's not a misogynist pass the Splenda. Hello Thank you Stephanie.

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We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland. so we have to act quickly Exactly I've been a 'MOH' 6 times so I'll organize everything. that needs to be done even though I'm not officially the 'MOH' here. What is a 'MOH' M O H. Maid Of Honor. Yes Oh yes That's clever. No it's going great Very smoothly. So we got the bridal shower bachelorette dress fittings. The 'kilt' I'll do the 'kilt'. Okay perfect Okay. Shopping for Hannah's true self. That's gonna be great. So what is Hannah's true...

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We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland. so we have to act quickly Exactly I've been a 'MOH' 6 times so I'll organize everything. that needs to be done even though I'm not officially the 'MOH' here. What is a 'MOH' M O H. Maid Of Honor. Yes Oh yes That's clever. No it's going great Very smoothly. So we got the bridal shower bachelorette dress fittings. The 'kilt' I'll do the 'kilt'. Okay perfect Okay. Shopping for Hannah's true self. That's gonna be great. So what is Hannah's true...

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Play We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland. so we have to act quickly Exactly I've been a 'MOH' 6 times so I'll organize everything. that needs to be done even though I'm not officially the 'MOH' here. What is a 'MOH' M O H. Maid Of Honor. Yes Oh yes That's clever. No it's going great Very smoothly. So we got the bridal shower bachelorette dress fittings. The 'kilt' I'll do the 'kilt'. Okay perfect Okay. Shopping for Hannah's true self. That's gonna be great. So what is Hannah's true...

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How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule.

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How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule.

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Play How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule.

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It's lingerie For her wedding night. How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule. How about we focus on the wedding part. Good idea Just for now. Okay I need dress sizes. I'm a four Okay. Eight Sorry. You know Hillary. Do you think that maybe you'd just be more. comfortable in like a twelve No it will be fine. I'm doing the Dr Riverbed fast. Oh yeah. Yeah What is that. Water peach raisin...

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It's lingerie For her wedding night. How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule. How about we focus on the wedding part. Good idea Just for now. Okay I need dress sizes. I'm a four Okay. Eight Sorry. You know Hillary. Do you think that maybe you'd just be more. comfortable in like a twelve No it will be fine. I'm doing the Dr Riverbed fast. Oh yeah. Yeah What is that. Water peach raisin...

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Play It's lingerie For her wedding night. How do you expect to be a good. 'MOH' if you don't even know that She's talking to me No I didn't. You just did Oh I'm sorry Tom. Did I break a rule. How about we focus on the wedding part. Good idea Just for now. Okay I need dress sizes. I'm a four Okay. Eight Sorry. You know Hillary. Do you think that maybe you'd just be more. comfortable in like a twelve No it will be fine. I'm doing the Dr Riverbed fast. Oh yeah. Yeah What is that. Water peach raisin...

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What's your dress size maid of honor. I don't know What's your jock size Melissa.

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What's your dress size maid of honor. I don't know What's your jock size Melissa.

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Play What's your dress size maid of honor. I don't know What's your jock size Melissa.