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Keep The Charge of the Light Brigade (1968) On Your Home Screen

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If they can't fornicate they can't fight. and if they don't fight hard I'll flog their backs raw for all their fine looks

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If they can't fornicate they can't fight. and if they don't fight hard I'll flog their backs raw for all their fine looks

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Play If they can't fornicate they can't fight. and if they don't fight hard I'll flog their backs raw for all their fine looks

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Draw... ...swords. 11th Hussars present and ready for your inspection, my lord.

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Draw... ...swords. 11th Hussars present and ready for your inspection, my lord.

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Play Draw... ...swords. 11th Hussars present and ready for your inspection, my lord.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you will all be very glad to join with me... ...in wishing the young couple long life... ...happiness, and all that they wish themselves. Hear, hear. The bride and bridegroom.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you will all be very glad to join with me... ...in wishing the young couple long life... ...happiness, and all that they wish themselves. Hear, hear. The bride and bridegroom.

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Play Ladies and gentlemen, I am sure you will all be very glad to join with me... ...in wishing the young couple long life... ...happiness, and all that they wish themselves. Hear, hear. The bride and bridegroom.

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Young men of London, fall in and follow me, boys. If you would not be starved by cruel masters... ...if you would not be ruled by anyone except the Queen, God bless her... ...but who do have the urge to seek wealth, fine clothes, and glory... ...you can do no better than to enlist... ...for the 11th Regiment of Hussars.

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Young men of London, fall in and follow me, boys. If you would not be starved by cruel masters... ...if you would not be ruled by anyone except the Queen, God bless her... ...but who do have the urge to seek wealth, fine clothes, and glory... ...you can do no better than to enlist... ...for the 11th Regiment of Hussars.

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Play Young men of London, fall in and follow me, boys. If you would not be starved by cruel masters... ...if you would not be ruled by anyone except the Queen, God bless her... ...but who do have the urge to seek wealth, fine clothes, and glory... ...you can do no better than to enlist... ...for the 11th Regiment of Hussars.

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-What is the condition of them? -They're all wobbly boned. Recruits in England are mostly wobbly and bad formed. There is no such thing as a wobbly officer. What you sergeants never seem to understand... ...is the state of responsibility that an officer is in. They worry. They hardly never wobble.

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-What is the condition of them? -They're all wobbly boned. Recruits in England are mostly wobbly and bad formed. There is no such thing as a wobbly officer. What you sergeants never seem to understand... ...is the state of responsibility that an officer is in. They worry. They hardly never wobble.

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Play -What is the condition of them? -They're all wobbly boned. Recruits in England are mostly wobbly and bad formed. There is no such thing as a wobbly officer. What you sergeants never seem to understand... ...is the state of responsibility that an officer is in. They worry. They hardly never wobble.

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There is no place happier than a cavalry mess. If one is a stupid inconsiderate and lazy man. one can fit as a round peg into a snug round hole At times I am so pent up with their. languor I could grab of two of them and bang their noddles together till their doodles drop off

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There is no place happier than a cavalry mess. If one is a stupid inconsiderate and lazy man. one can fit as a round peg into a snug round hole At times I am so pent up with their. languor I could grab of two of them and bang their noddles together till their doodles drop off

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Play There is no place happier than a cavalry mess. If one is a stupid inconsiderate and lazy man. one can fit as a round peg into a snug round hole At times I am so pent up with their. languor I could grab of two of them and bang their noddles together till their doodles drop off

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I'm Codrington. I've come to join. -Come to join, young fellow? -Yes. Fond of riding are you? -He's as green as grass. -Or soon will be. A fine growed up fellow, though, with very neat feet. Rupert. You're a madman, sir. And you are on your arse, sir.

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I'm Codrington. I've come to join. -Come to join, young fellow? -Yes. Fond of riding are you? -He's as green as grass. -Or soon will be. A fine growed up fellow, though, with very neat feet. Rupert. You're a madman, sir. And you are on your arse, sir.

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Play I'm Codrington. I've come to join. -Come to join, young fellow? -Yes. Fond of riding are you? -He's as green as grass. -Or soon will be. A fine growed up fellow, though, with very neat feet. Rupert. You're a madman, sir. And you are on your arse, sir.

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You're a madman sir. And you are on your arse sir.

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You're a madman sir. And you are on your arse sir.

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Play You're a madman sir. And you are on your arse sir.

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-Capt. Nolan. -Lewis, how do you do? Clarissa, Mrs. Morris, it is wonderful to have you back... ...you both back, it is wonderful. Come on. I danced as a boy on the eve of Waterloo. -There was a war. -That was a war. I don't think I belong, Duberly. I'm sure I do. Oh, I'm sure you do. I'm more a scientific poet. -Scarlett. -My lord.

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-Capt. Nolan. -Lewis, how do you do? Clarissa, Mrs. Morris, it is wonderful to have you back... ...you both back, it is wonderful. Come on. I danced as a boy on the eve of Waterloo. -There was a war. -That was a war. I don't think I belong, Duberly. I'm sure I do. Oh, I'm sure you do. I'm more a scientific poet. -Scarlett. -My lord.

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Play -Capt. Nolan. -Lewis, how do you do? Clarissa, Mrs. Morris, it is wonderful to have you back... ...you both back, it is wonderful. Come on. I danced as a boy on the eve of Waterloo. -There was a war. -That was a war. I don't think I belong, Duberly. I'm sure I do. Oh, I'm sure you do. I'm more a scientific poet. -Scarlett. -My lord.

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All this swish and tit gets me sniffing nose up. I shall have to fetch it off tonight, Squire. Had me Cherrybums out today, always makes me randified.

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All this swish and tit gets me sniffing nose up. I shall have to fetch it off tonight, Squire. Had me Cherrybums out today, always makes me randified.

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Play All this swish and tit gets me sniffing nose up. I shall have to fetch it off tonight, Squire. Had me Cherrybums out today, always makes me randified.