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Keep A Simple Wish (1997) On Your Home Screen

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You wouldn't have a thirst quencher handy would you. Um. How about milk and cookies. No I'm What do I look like Santa.

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You wouldn't have a thirst quencher handy would you. Um. How about milk and cookies. No I'm What do I look like Santa.

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Play You wouldn't have a thirst quencher handy would you. Um. How about milk and cookies. No I'm What do I look like Santa.

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Oh One per customer. And no wishing for more wishes you sneaky little devil. Because you know they plugged that loophole up years ago. There was abuse.

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Oh One per customer. And no wishing for more wishes you sneaky little devil. Because you know they plugged that loophole up years ago. There was abuse.

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Play Oh One per customer. And no wishing for more wishes you sneaky little devil. Because you know they plugged that loophole up years ago. There was abuse.

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No everything is perfectly normal. Hortense is flat.

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No everything is perfectly normal. Hortense is flat.

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Play No everything is perfectly normal. Hortense is flat.

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Dad remember how you said Mommy went to heaven. How she's an angel now Mmm hmm. Were you making that up. Why do you ask that question. Charlie said that it was bull I mean Charlie said that it wasn't true. Well I believe that. I know that she's in heaven. You know but I also think that there's a big part of her that's right here. Where. No I mean I see her when I look at you.

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Dad remember how you said Mommy went to heaven. How she's an angel now Mmm hmm. Were you making that up. Why do you ask that question. Charlie said that it was bull I mean Charlie said that it wasn't true. Well I believe that. I know that she's in heaven. You know but I also think that there's a big part of her that's right here. Where. No I mean I see her when I look at you.

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Play Dad remember how you said Mommy went to heaven. How she's an angel now Mmm hmm. Were you making that up. Why do you ask that question. Charlie said that it was bull I mean Charlie said that it wasn't true. Well I believe that. I know that she's in heaven. You know but I also think that there's a big part of her that's right here. Where. No I mean I see her when I look at you.

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Officer where are you going Are you off to get a donut.

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Officer where are you going Are you off to get a donut.

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Play Officer where are you going Are you off to get a donut.

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Are you saying this is my fault. Oh no no no Oh honey no. Not at all Don't be Well not entirely your fault. But then again I guess it wasn't entirely my fault was it. Oh you're unbelievable Can't you even admit it. Admit what. That you blew it You totally screwed my wish. I did not blow it You did too. Did not Did too.

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Are you saying this is my fault. Oh no no no Oh honey no. Not at all Don't be Well not entirely your fault. But then again I guess it wasn't entirely my fault was it. Oh you're unbelievable Can't you even admit it. Admit what. That you blew it You totally screwed my wish. I did not blow it You did too. Did not Did too.

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Play Are you saying this is my fault. Oh no no no Oh honey no. Not at all Don't be Well not entirely your fault. But then again I guess it wasn't entirely my fault was it. Oh you're unbelievable Can't you even admit it. Admit what. That you blew it You totally screwed my wish. I did not blow it You did too. Did not Did too.

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Stop right there. What you going to do Wave it around turn me into some little bunny rabbit. Do it Murray Turn him into a little rabbit. Well take your best shot And I'll take mine. STUTTERING Shaboom. MURRAY He's not exactly little. No not quite a rabbit either. Something's not kosher and I think it's Duane. Murray. Rabbit rabbi it's in the same ballpark.

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Stop right there. What you going to do Wave it around turn me into some little bunny rabbit. Do it Murray Turn him into a little rabbit. Well take your best shot And I'll take mine. STUTTERING Shaboom. MURRAY He's not exactly little. No not quite a rabbit either. Something's not kosher and I think it's Duane. Murray. Rabbit rabbi it's in the same ballpark.

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Play Stop right there. What you going to do Wave it around turn me into some little bunny rabbit. Do it Murray Turn him into a little rabbit. Well take your best shot And I'll take mine. STUTTERING Shaboom. MURRAY He's not exactly little. No not quite a rabbit either. Something's not kosher and I think it's Duane. Murray. Rabbit rabbi it's in the same ballpark.

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How dare you mock me. How dare you mock me. Cut it out. Cut it CHOKING.

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How dare you mock me. How dare you mock me. Cut it out. Cut it CHOKING.

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Play How dare you mock me. How dare you mock me. Cut it out. Cut it CHOKING.

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It ain't Roy. But it says on his shirt. It ain't my shirt. That ain't his shirt honey. Oh How very artistic. Duane So who's Roy. Got a brother Roy. Is that his shirt. Was. Roy's dead. I needed a clean shirt.

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It ain't Roy. But it says on his shirt. It ain't my shirt. That ain't his shirt honey. Oh How very artistic. Duane So who's Roy. Got a brother Roy. Is that his shirt. Was. Roy's dead. I needed a clean shirt.

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Play It ain't Roy. But it says on his shirt. It ain't my shirt. That ain't his shirt honey. Oh How very artistic. Duane So who's Roy. Got a brother Roy. Is that his shirt. Was. Roy's dead. I needed a clean shirt.

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No you really shouldn't be here You can't be. Now how can you say that I can't be here when I already am. It's just not logical No no no I. Well this is my faithful companion Boots. LAUGHS. You know Claudia since you left us. rumor has it that you've gone into the dark side LAUGHS. Witch Moi. Oh you can't be serious Do I look like a witch. Well you know you really should leave. Because if Hortense were to see you here I could lose my own wand. Oh no one knows the pain of such a loss more than...

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No you really shouldn't be here You can't be. Now how can you say that I can't be here when I already am. It's just not logical No no no I. Well this is my faithful companion Boots. LAUGHS. You know Claudia since you left us. rumor has it that you've gone into the dark side LAUGHS. Witch Moi. Oh you can't be serious Do I look like a witch. Well you know you really should leave. Because if Hortense were to see you here I could lose my own wand. Oh no one knows the pain of such a loss more than...

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Play No you really shouldn't be here You can't be. Now how can you say that I can't be here when I already am. It's just not logical No no no I. Well this is my faithful companion Boots. LAUGHS. You know Claudia since you left us. rumor has it that you've gone into the dark side LAUGHS. Witch Moi. Oh you can't be serious Do I look like a witch. Well you know you really should leave. Because if Hortense were to see you here I could lose my own wand. Oh no one knows the pain of such a loss more than...