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Keep The Lady in the Van (2015) On Your Home Screen

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Sorry you can't park here. No I've had guidance This is where it should go. Guidance Who from. The Virgin Mary I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office in Parkway. What does she know about parking.

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Sorry you can't park here. No I've had guidance This is where it should go. Guidance Who from. The Virgin Mary I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office in Parkway. What does she know about parking.

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Play Sorry you can't park here. No I've had guidance This is where it should go. Guidance Who from. The Virgin Mary I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office in Parkway. What does she know about parking.

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This isn't Christian parking It's a fucking liberty.

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This isn't Christian parking It's a fucking liberty.

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Play This isn't Christian parking It's a fucking liberty.

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In future I would prefer if you didn't use my lavatory. There are lavatories at the bottom of the High Street Use those. They smell And I'm by nature a very clean person. I have a testimonial for a clean room awarded me some years ago. And do you know my aunt herself spotless. said I was the cleanest of all my mother's children particularly in the unseen places

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In future I would prefer if you didn't use my lavatory. There are lavatories at the bottom of the High Street Use those. They smell And I'm by nature a very clean person. I have a testimonial for a clean room awarded me some years ago. And do you know my aunt herself spotless. said I was the cleanest of all my mother's children particularly in the unseen places

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Play In future I would prefer if you didn't use my lavatory. There are lavatories at the bottom of the High Street Use those. They smell And I'm by nature a very clean person. I have a testimonial for a clean room awarded me some years ago. And do you know my aunt herself spotless. said I was the cleanest of all my mother's children particularly in the unseen places

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What with all this to do. I think I'm about to be taken short. Can I use your lavatory. No The flush is on the blink. I don't mind MOANS.

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What with all this to do. I think I'm about to be taken short. Can I use your lavatory. No The flush is on the blink. I don't mind MOANS.

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Play What with all this to do. I think I'm about to be taken short. Can I use your lavatory. No The flush is on the blink. I don't mind MOANS.

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On the move again You didn't stay long. No Because it was non stop music. Lucy is doing her O levels. It's the noise levels I'm worried about.

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On the move again You didn't stay long. No Because it was non stop music. Lucy is doing her O levels. It's the noise levels I'm worried about.

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Play On the move again You didn't stay long. No Because it was non stop music. Lucy is doing her O levels. It's the noise levels I'm worried about.

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Where am I supposed to put three coats. Green is not my colour. Have you got a stick. The Council have that in hand It's been precepted for. Will it be long enough. Yes It's one of our special sticks. I don't want a special stick. I want an ordinary stick only longer Shut the door. If I want to get in touch with you whom should I call. Well you can try Mr Bennett at 23. Only don't take any notice of what he says He's a communist possibly.

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Where am I supposed to put three coats. Green is not my colour. Have you got a stick. The Council have that in hand It's been precepted for. Will it be long enough. Yes It's one of our special sticks. I don't want a special stick. I want an ordinary stick only longer Shut the door. If I want to get in touch with you whom should I call. Well you can try Mr Bennett at 23. Only don't take any notice of what he says He's a communist possibly.

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Play Where am I supposed to put three coats. Green is not my colour. Have you got a stick. The Council have that in hand It's been precepted for. Will it be long enough. Yes It's one of our special sticks. I don't want a special stick. I want an ordinary stick only longer Shut the door. If I want to get in touch with you whom should I call. Well you can try Mr Bennett at 23. Only don't take any notice of what he says He's a communist possibly.

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BENNETT The houses in the Crescent were built as villas. for the Victorian middle class And their basements are now being enlarged by couples who are liberal in outlook. but not easy with their newfound prosperity MISS SHEPHERD GRUNTS BENNETT Guilt in a word. Which means that in varying degrees they tolerate Miss Shepherd. Their consciences absolved by her presence.

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BENNETT The houses in the Crescent were built as villas. for the Victorian middle class And their basements are now being enlarged by couples who are liberal in outlook. but not easy with their newfound prosperity MISS SHEPHERD GRUNTS BENNETT Guilt in a word. Which means that in varying degrees they tolerate Miss Shepherd. Their consciences absolved by her presence.

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Play BENNETT The houses in the Crescent were built as villas. for the Victorian middle class And their basements are now being enlarged by couples who are liberal in outlook. but not easy with their newfound prosperity MISS SHEPHERD GRUNTS BENNETT Guilt in a word. Which means that in varying degrees they tolerate Miss Shepherd. Their consciences absolved by her presence.

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No They were louts but if you choose to live like this it's what you must expect. I didn't choose I was chosen. BENNETT Well that settles it. You think.

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No They were louts but if you choose to live like this it's what you must expect. I didn't choose I was chosen. BENNETT Well that settles it. You think.

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Play No They were louts but if you choose to live like this it's what you must expect. I didn't choose I was chosen. BENNETT Well that settles it. You think.

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BENNETT It's like a fairy story a parable. Good morning. In which the guilty is gulled into devising a sentence. for someone innocent MAM Hello. Only to find it is their own doom they have pronounced.

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BENNETT It's like a fairy story a parable. Good morning. In which the guilty is gulled into devising a sentence. for someone innocent MAM Hello. Only to find it is their own doom they have pronounced.

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Play BENNETT It's like a fairy story a parable. Good morning. In which the guilty is gulled into devising a sentence. for someone innocent MAM Hello. Only to find it is their own doom they have pronounced.

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You all right my love Looking especially lovely today sweetheart. Don't sweetheart me. I'm a sick woman Dying possibly. Well chin up love we all gotta go sometime. Smells like you already have SNIFFS.

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You all right my love Looking especially lovely today sweetheart. Don't sweetheart me. I'm a sick woman Dying possibly. Well chin up love we all gotta go sometime. Smells like you already have SNIFFS.

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Play You all right my love Looking especially lovely today sweetheart. Don't sweetheart me. I'm a sick woman Dying possibly. Well chin up love we all gotta go sometime. Smells like you already have SNIFFS.