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George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

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George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

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Hey I got 341 days sober. and next year's my 50th anniversary in show business Let's do a fucking show huh.

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Hey I got 341 days sober. and next year's my 50th anniversary in show business Let's do a fucking show huh.

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Play Hey I got 341 days sober. and next year's my 50th anniversary in show business Let's do a fucking show huh.

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I'm on point on task. on message and off drugs I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment On the edge. over the top but under the radar A high concept low profile. medium range ballistic missionary A streetwise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big foot. slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of...

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I'm on point on task. on message and off drugs I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment On the edge. over the top but under the radar A high concept low profile. medium range ballistic missionary A streetwise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big foot. slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of...

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Play I'm on point on task. on message and off drugs I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment On the edge. over the top but under the radar A high concept low profile. medium range ballistic missionary A streetwise smart bomb. A top gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big foot. slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of...

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You know something. people don't talk about in public anymore Pussy farts. So anyway. Now I said that on my last HBO show. and apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is because I got some inquiries Here's the deal. A pussy fart is like when you're making love to a woman. who's got a little extra air in her vagina and every time you thrust forward it's kind of a And the two of you are just lying there. Each of you is just wondering if the other one farted. And the man is usually...

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You know something. people don't talk about in public anymore Pussy farts. So anyway. Now I said that on my last HBO show. and apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is because I got some inquiries Here's the deal. A pussy fart is like when you're making love to a woman. who's got a little extra air in her vagina and every time you thrust forward it's kind of a And the two of you are just lying there. Each of you is just wondering if the other one farted. And the man is usually...

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Play You know something. people don't talk about in public anymore Pussy farts. So anyway. Now I said that on my last HBO show. and apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is because I got some inquiries Here's the deal. A pussy fart is like when you're making love to a woman. who's got a little extra air in her vagina and every time you thrust forward it's kind of a And the two of you are just lying there. Each of you is just wondering if the other one farted. And the man is usually...

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Now I'm a big fan. of the prime time crime shows I like all of them pretty much. You know I like Law Order. and all the spin offs of that I like CSl. and all of those spin offs Yeah Because they're forensic shows. You know. And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there. watching one of them shows and then the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says Steve Iooks to me like after they killed this guy. the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 or...

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Now I'm a big fan. of the prime time crime shows I like all of them pretty much. You know I like Law Order. and all the spin offs of that I like CSl. and all of those spin offs Yeah Because they're forensic shows. You know. And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there. watching one of them shows and then the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says Steve Iooks to me like after they killed this guy. the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 or...

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Play Now I'm a big fan. of the prime time crime shows I like all of them pretty much. You know I like Law Order. and all the spin offs of that I like CSl. and all of those spin offs Yeah Because they're forensic shows. You know. And I'm just waiting for one night to be sitting there. watching one of them shows and then the chief medical examiner turns to the lead detective and says Steve Iooks to me like after they killed this guy. the perpetrators rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 or...

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Because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide Even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals. will want to be working on Well if you want to be truly equal. you're going to have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers

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Because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide Even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals. will want to be working on Well if you want to be truly equal. you're going to have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers

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Play Because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide Even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals. will want to be working on Well if you want to be truly equal. you're going to have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers

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That's probably the most interesting thing you can do with your life. End it.

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That's probably the most interesting thing you can do with your life. End it.

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Play That's probably the most interesting thing you can do with your life. End it.

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That's probably the most interesting thing. you can do with your life end it

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That's probably the most interesting thing. you can do with your life end it

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Play That's probably the most interesting thing. you can do with your life end it

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I don't think I could that though Could you God. I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

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I don't think I could that though Could you God. I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

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Play I don't think I could that though Could you God. I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.

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Eh that's it then I'm hanging myself and Wal Mart is paying for it.

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Eh that's it then I'm hanging myself and Wal Mart is paying for it.

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Play Eh that's it then I'm hanging myself and Wal Mart is paying for it.

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I don't think a writer could ever commit suicide do you. A writer would be too busy working on the note all goddam year. Trying to get it just right. First draft second draft third revision whole new ending. And finally turning it into a book proposal and have a reason to live.

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I don't think a writer could ever commit suicide do you. A writer would be too busy working on the note all goddam year. Trying to get it just right. First draft second draft third revision whole new ending. And finally turning it into a book proposal and have a reason to live.

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Play I don't think a writer could ever commit suicide do you. A writer would be too busy working on the note all goddam year. Trying to get it just right. First draft second draft third revision whole new ending. And finally turning it into a book proposal and have a reason to live.