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Keep Jesse Tanner TTS (Text To Speech) On Your Home Screen

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Jesse slips back into his old party guy ways on his 30th birthday. For the past 2 hours, Jesse, Joey and Danny have been sniffin an 8 ball of coca cola backstage at The Smash Club, because they have all hit their midlife crisis at the same time. They are all losing their hair, getting fat, and are feeling pretty old. The only way Becky can keep Jesse from boning Gia, who is almost of age, and is in the front row, is to give Jesse an all access coupon for a night of crazy sax, I mean...

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Jesse slips back into his old party guy ways on his 30th birthday. For the past 2 hours, Jesse, Joey and Danny have been sniffin an 8 ball of coca cola backstage at The Smash Club, because they have all hit their midlife crisis at the same time. They are all losing their hair, getting fat, and are feeling pretty old. The only way Becky can keep Jesse from boning Gia, who is almost of age, and is in the front row, is to give Jesse an all access coupon for a night of crazy sax, I mean...

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Play Jesse slips back into his old party guy ways on his 30th birthday. For the past 2 hours, Jesse, Joey and Danny have been sniffin an 8 ball of coca cola backstage at The Smash Club, because they have all hit their midlife crisis at the same time. They are all losing their hair, getting fat, and are feeling pretty old. The only way Becky can keep Jesse from boning Gia, who is almost of age, and is in the front row, is to give Jesse an all access coupon for a night of crazy sax, I mean...

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Becky is feeling very degraded at this point, but this was her idea after all. Joey decides that it is now his time to shine. His comedy career is going nowhere, so he may as well get a little Becky but but action because life sucks. Joey begins to run around the room in circles, acting like Curly from The 3 Stooges while Jesse joins in. Jesse boinks him on the head with a crack pipe and then they go to town on Jesse's wife. It’s time to share. It’s time to share like you just don’t care!...

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Becky is feeling very degraded at this point, but this was her idea after all. Joey decides that it is now his time to shine. His comedy career is going nowhere, so he may as well get a little Becky but but action because life sucks. Joey begins to run around the room in circles, acting like Curly from The 3 Stooges while Jesse joins in. Jesse boinks him on the head with a crack pipe and then they go to town on Jesse's wife. It’s time to share. It’s time to share like you just don’t care!...

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Play Becky is feeling very degraded at this point, but this was her idea after all. Joey decides that it is now his time to shine. His comedy career is going nowhere, so he may as well get a little Becky but but action because life sucks. Joey begins to run around the room in circles, acting like Curly from The 3 Stooges while Jesse joins in. Jesse boinks him on the head with a crack pipe and then they go to town on Jesse's wife. It’s time to share. It’s time to share like you just don’t care!...

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We finally find out why Joey does the Bullwinkle voice all the time to the little blonde girls in the house. And it is creepy. Joey's Joe Joe is the size of a moose ding dong. Jesse begins to shiver and shake as a mini heart attack rocks him from all of the drugs, and his wing wang slides out of Becky's hoo haw as he falls to the floor, murmuring a half hearted "Have mercy!" Joey sees his golden opportunity.

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We finally find out why Joey does the Bullwinkle voice all the time to the little blonde girls in the house. And it is creepy. Joey's Joe Joe is the size of a moose ding dong. Jesse begins to shiver and shake as a mini heart attack rocks him from all of the drugs, and his wing wang slides out of Becky's hoo haw as he falls to the floor, murmuring a half hearted "Have mercy!" Joey sees his golden opportunity.

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Play We finally find out why Joey does the Bullwinkle voice all the time to the little blonde girls in the house. And it is creepy. Joey's Joe Joe is the size of a moose ding dong. Jesse begins to shiver and shake as a mini heart attack rocks him from all of the drugs, and his wing wang slides out of Becky's hoo haw as he falls to the floor, murmuring a half hearted "Have mercy!" Joey sees his golden opportunity.

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He pulls out of Becky's feminist and dumb dumb mouth, gets behind her and gets deep into Becky's bouncing love mound. In less than 2 minutes, she has an all out gushing goo goo dolls for the first time in her life. Jesse continues to convulse on the couch, while everyone has forgotten about poor desperate Danny who has been watching the whole thing from a shadowy corner of the basement while he wing wangs his little pickle off.

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He pulls out of Becky's feminist and dumb dumb mouth, gets behind her and gets deep into Becky's bouncing love mound. In less than 2 minutes, she has an all out gushing goo goo dolls for the first time in her life. Jesse continues to convulse on the couch, while everyone has forgotten about poor desperate Danny who has been watching the whole thing from a shadowy corner of the basement while he wing wangs his little pickle off.

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Play He pulls out of Becky's feminist and dumb dumb mouth, gets behind her and gets deep into Becky's bouncing love mound. In less than 2 minutes, she has an all out gushing goo goo dolls for the first time in her life. Jesse continues to convulse on the couch, while everyone has forgotten about poor desperate Danny who has been watching the whole thing from a shadowy corner of the basement while he wing wangs his little pickle off.

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His tears are the only lube that he has available. After Joey unloads his explosive man goo goo dolls into a shivering and quaking Becky hoo hah!

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His tears are the only lube that he has available. After Joey unloads his explosive man goo goo dolls into a shivering and quaking Becky hoo hah!

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Play His tears are the only lube that he has available. After Joey unloads his explosive man goo goo dolls into a shivering and quaking Becky hoo hah!

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Jesse finally gets out of his coca cola coma, and knows that he must follow Joey by sliding up into his wife's tight rope thing, and adding his baby gravy to the man mixture. This is so gross!

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Jesse finally gets out of his coca cola coma, and knows that he must follow Joey by sliding up into his wife's tight rope thing, and adding his baby gravy to the man mixture. This is so gross!

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Play Jesse finally gets out of his coca cola coma, and knows that he must follow Joey by sliding up into his wife's tight rope thing, and adding his baby gravy to the man mixture. This is so gross!

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Danny will not be left out this time, so he readies himself, and decides to run full speed in the direction of Becky's goo goo dolls hole and explodes into her greasy Italian honeypot! Becky becomes pregnant once again, and it will be a mystery who the real father is. Who came the most? Is it rainbow to have a 3 man, and one woman orgy? Probably not. Will Danny clean up the mess immediately, because he has OCD? The night will never be spoken of again in public or in private, but all of...

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Danny will not be left out this time, so he readies himself, and decides to run full speed in the direction of Becky's goo goo dolls hole and explodes into her greasy Italian honeypot! Becky becomes pregnant once again, and it will be a mystery who the real father is. Who came the most? Is it rainbow to have a 3 man, and one woman orgy? Probably not. Will Danny clean up the mess immediately, because he has OCD? The night will never be spoken of again in public or in private, but all of...

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Play Danny will not be left out this time, so he readies himself, and decides to run full speed in the direction of Becky's goo goo dolls hole and explodes into her greasy Italian honeypot! Becky becomes pregnant once again, and it will be a mystery who the real father is. Who came the most? Is it rainbow to have a 3 man, and one woman orgy? Probably not. Will Danny clean up the mess immediately, because he has OCD? The night will never be spoken of again in public or in private, but all of...