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Ahem. Welcome back, and today we're looking at... a chicken in a--Hahaha! Oh my god! A tutu?! I I can't--Hahaha! Wow! I'm retiring, I'm retiring... this is TOO FUNNY! Waaahahaha! Hooo boy!

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Ahem. Welcome back, and today we're looking at... a chicken in a--Hahaha! Oh my god! A tutu?! I I can't--Hahaha! Wow! I'm retiring, I'm retiring... this is TOO FUNNY! Waaahahaha! Hooo boy!

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Welcome to The Fake News Show. I’m Larry McFake with Jenny the Dumb. Here’s today’s top stories. First, are fish idiots? Last night scientists found an idiotic fish who wouldn’t breathe. His last words were “I’M AN DUMMY HE’S A DUMMY SHE’S A DUMMY ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMMIES”! That’s sad. But anyway FISH ARE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB!

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Welcome to The Fake News Show. I’m Larry McFake with Jenny the Dumb. Here’s today’s top stories. First, are fish idiots? Last night scientists found an idiotic fish who wouldn’t breathe. His last words were “I’M AN DUMMY HE’S A DUMMY SHE’S A DUMMY ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMMIES”! That’s sad. But anyway FISH ARE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB!

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Play Welcome to The Fake News Show. I’m Larry McFake with Jenny the Dumb. Here’s today’s top stories. First, are fish idiots? Last night scientists found an idiotic fish who wouldn’t breathe. His last words were “I’M AN DUMMY HE’S A DUMMY SHE’S A DUMMY ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMMIES”! That’s sad. But anyway FISH ARE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB!

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YOU’RE DUMB! NEXT! Eels are now Brits. Here’s why. In a surprising turn of events, the slithery eels, long time residents of Britain's waterways, have officially been granted citizenship, marking a significant moment in the ongoing saga of animal rights and ecological recognition in the United Kingdom. This landmark decision acknowledges the integral role these enigmatic creatures play in the nation's biodiversity and cultural heritage, sparking both celebration among conservationists and...

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YOU’RE DUMB! NEXT! Eels are now Brits. Here’s why. In a surprising turn of events, the slithery eels, long time residents of Britain's waterways, have officially been granted citizenship, marking a significant moment in the ongoing saga of animal rights and ecological recognition in the United Kingdom. This landmark decision acknowledges the integral role these enigmatic creatures play in the nation's biodiversity and cultural heritage, sparking both celebration among conservationists and...

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Play YOU’RE DUMB! NEXT! Eels are now Brits. Here’s why. In a surprising turn of events, the slithery eels, long time residents of Britain's waterways, have officially been granted citizenship, marking a significant moment in the ongoing saga of animal rights and ecological recognition in the United Kingdom. This landmark decision acknowledges the integral role these enigmatic creatures play in the nation's biodiversity and cultural heritage, sparking both celebration among conservationists and...

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That’s just a cardboard cutout. Final story. In a somber turn of events, a resident of the communal yard met a tragic end, discovered deceased at the age of 60 around 3 a.m. The unsettling cause of death was determined to be an extensive and fatal attack by a flock of birds, leaving the community in shock and mourning. The grim discovery has prompted a wave of concern among residents, sparking investigations into the unusual circumstances surrounding the incident and raising questions about...

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That’s just a cardboard cutout. Final story. In a somber turn of events, a resident of the communal yard met a tragic end, discovered deceased at the age of 60 around 3 a.m. The unsettling cause of death was determined to be an extensive and fatal attack by a flock of birds, leaving the community in shock and mourning. The grim discovery has prompted a wave of concern among residents, sparking investigations into the unusual circumstances surrounding the incident and raising questions about...

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Play That’s just a cardboard cutout. Final story. In a somber turn of events, a resident of the communal yard met a tragic end, discovered deceased at the age of 60 around 3 a.m. The unsettling cause of death was determined to be an extensive and fatal attack by a flock of birds, leaving the community in shock and mourning. The grim discovery has prompted a wave of concern among residents, sparking investigations into the unusual circumstances surrounding the incident and raising questions about...

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WHY WAS I MOTHERHECKING MORBID ABOUT IT?! Anyway, TIME FOR ACTOR TALK. Today’s episode Drew Carey. Drew Carey is a stand up comic turned actor and producer who had the distinction of having two hit shows simultaneously: the long running comedy “The Drew Carey Show,” which ran from 1995 2004, and the improv/sketch show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” on which he was host and a producer. The success of that show led to the creation of “Drew Carey’s Improv All Stars,” an improv troupe that...

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WHY WAS I MOTHERHECKING MORBID ABOUT IT?! Anyway, TIME FOR ACTOR TALK. Today’s episode Drew Carey. Drew Carey is a stand up comic turned actor and producer who had the distinction of having two hit shows simultaneously: the long running comedy “The Drew Carey Show,” which ran from 1995 2004, and the improv/sketch show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” on which he was host and a producer. The success of that show led to the creation of “Drew Carey’s Improv All Stars,” an improv troupe that...

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Play WHY WAS I MOTHERHECKING MORBID ABOUT IT?! Anyway, TIME FOR ACTOR TALK. Today’s episode Drew Carey. Drew Carey is a stand up comic turned actor and producer who had the distinction of having two hit shows simultaneously: the long running comedy “The Drew Carey Show,” which ran from 1995 2004, and the improv/sketch show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” on which he was host and a producer. The success of that show led to the creation of “Drew Carey’s Improv All Stars,” an improv troupe that...

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Now FOR SOME: Breaking news. In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples throughout the political landscape and the world of children's entertainment alike, sources confirm that Bluey Heeler, the beloved animated character from the globally acclaimed television series 'Bluey,' is not, in fact, a registered member of the Republican party. The disclosure, which comes amidst a flurry of speculation regarding the Heeler family's political affiliations, is certain to ignite passionate debate...

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Now FOR SOME: Breaking news. In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples throughout the political landscape and the world of children's entertainment alike, sources confirm that Bluey Heeler, the beloved animated character from the globally acclaimed television series 'Bluey,' is not, in fact, a registered member of the Republican party. The disclosure, which comes amidst a flurry of speculation regarding the Heeler family's political affiliations, is certain to ignite passionate debate...

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Play Now FOR SOME: Breaking news. In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples throughout the political landscape and the world of children's entertainment alike, sources confirm that Bluey Heeler, the beloved animated character from the globally acclaimed television series 'Bluey,' is not, in fact, a registered member of the Republican party. The disclosure, which comes amidst a flurry of speculation regarding the Heeler family's political affiliations, is certain to ignite passionate debate...