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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have...

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have...

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Play My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have...

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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians...

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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians...

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Play The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians...

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I’m moving different This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath We smoking Symbiote Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush We smoking dung beetle I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy...

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I’m moving different This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath We smoking Symbiote Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush We smoking dung beetle I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy...

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Play I’m moving different This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath We smoking Symbiote Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush We smoking dung beetle I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy...

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We straight gassing, cutting straight to the bricks Ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man We smoking runts Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run I had to do it to them snipe. I went Judge Judy on that pussy snipe I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone. Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man, my money longer than James Cameron On and off the court...

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We straight gassing, cutting straight to the bricks Ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man We smoking runts Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run I had to do it to them snipe. I went Judge Judy on that pussy snipe I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone. Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man, my money longer than James Cameron On and off the court...

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Play We straight gassing, cutting straight to the bricks Ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man We smoking runts Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run I had to do it to them snipe. I went Judge Judy on that pussy snipe I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone. Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, ha ha This shit ain't nothing to me man, my money longer than James Cameron On and off the court...