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Keep Jeff the killer (real best voice) On Your Home Screen

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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There was an incident in Trinidad where some maintenance divers were removing a plug from an oil pipeline and were instantly sucked into it. One was able to escape but the other 4 were trapped for days in a small, oil coated pipe for days with only a small air pocket to breathe in before they died. Thinking about it in detail and imagining what it must have been like for them makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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There was an incident in Trinidad where some maintenance divers were removing a plug from an oil pipeline and were instantly sucked into it. One was able to escape but the other 4 were trapped for days in a small, oil coated pipe for days with only a small air pocket to breathe in before they died. Thinking about it in detail and imagining what it must have been like for them makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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Play There was an incident in Trinidad where some maintenance divers were removing a plug from an oil pipeline and were instantly sucked into it. One was able to escape but the other 4 were trapped for days in a small, oil coated pipe for days with only a small air pocket to breathe in before they died. Thinking about it in detail and imagining what it must have been like for them makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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I work midnight shift at a gas station and I have for quite awhile at various stations in different areas with varying levels of criminal activity. I have regulars, of course. I’m a small statured woman (as is my partner the other half of the week, and we’ve always been partners) so these regulars often worry about us and keep watch on creepy occurrences when they can. I had one man who worked in the metro an hour away who would stop in every morning for his cigarettes. He never smiled or...

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I work midnight shift at a gas station and I have for quite awhile at various stations in different areas with varying levels of criminal activity. I have regulars, of course. I’m a small statured woman (as is my partner the other half of the week, and we’ve always been partners) so these regulars often worry about us and keep watch on creepy occurrences when they can. I had one man who worked in the metro an hour away who would stop in every morning for his cigarettes. He never smiled or...

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Play I work midnight shift at a gas station and I have for quite awhile at various stations in different areas with varying levels of criminal activity. I have regulars, of course. I’m a small statured woman (as is my partner the other half of the week, and we’ve always been partners) so these regulars often worry about us and keep watch on creepy occurrences when they can. I had one man who worked in the metro an hour away who would stop in every morning for his cigarettes. He never smiled or...

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The Enfield Monster In 1973, a man in Enfield, Illinois told reporters that he saw a weird little creature lurking in his yard. Per the Mt. Vernon Register News, resident Henry McDaniel stated: It had three legs on it, a short body, two little short arms, and two pink eyes as big as flashlights. The police later found scratches on the door screen and footprints that looked like a dogs but with six toes. "If they do find it,” McDaniel said in the newspaper, "they will find more than one and...

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The Enfield Monster In 1973, a man in Enfield, Illinois told reporters that he saw a weird little creature lurking in his yard. Per the Mt. Vernon Register News, resident Henry McDaniel stated: It had three legs on it, a short body, two little short arms, and two pink eyes as big as flashlights. The police later found scratches on the door screen and footprints that looked like a dogs but with six toes. "If they do find it,” McDaniel said in the newspaper, "they will find more than one and...

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Play The Enfield Monster In 1973, a man in Enfield, Illinois told reporters that he saw a weird little creature lurking in his yard. Per the Mt. Vernon Register News, resident Henry McDaniel stated: It had three legs on it, a short body, two little short arms, and two pink eyes as big as flashlights. The police later found scratches on the door screen and footprints that looked like a dogs but with six toes. "If they do find it,” McDaniel said in the newspaper, "they will find more than one and...

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The Haunted Doll When you think of haunted dolls, it’s likely the creepy old Victorian looking porcelain kind that springs to mind. None of which you probably have laying around. Still, don’t get too comfortable around any kids toys too soon, though: a Disney’s Frozen Elsa doll that was gifted for Christmas 2013 in the Houston area made headlines earlier this year when it seemingly became haunted. Per KPRC2 Houston News: The doll recited phrases from the movie Frozen and sang “Let It Go” when...

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The Haunted Doll When you think of haunted dolls, it’s likely the creepy old Victorian looking porcelain kind that springs to mind. None of which you probably have laying around. Still, don’t get too comfortable around any kids toys too soon, though: a Disney’s Frozen Elsa doll that was gifted for Christmas 2013 in the Houston area made headlines earlier this year when it seemingly became haunted. Per KPRC2 Houston News: The doll recited phrases from the movie Frozen and sang “Let It Go” when...

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Play The Haunted Doll When you think of haunted dolls, it’s likely the creepy old Victorian looking porcelain kind that springs to mind. None of which you probably have laying around. Still, don’t get too comfortable around any kids toys too soon, though: a Disney’s Frozen Elsa doll that was gifted for Christmas 2013 in the Houston area made headlines earlier this year when it seemingly became haunted. Per KPRC2 Houston News: The doll recited phrases from the movie Frozen and sang “Let It Go” when...

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Dead Animals in the Walls When the Bretzuis family decided to insulate their home in Auburn, Pennsylvania in 2015, they discovered that it had already been—with scores of dead animal carcasses. As Fox reported: The dead animals were wrapped in newspapers from the 1930s and 40s and were among half used spices, and other items. After removing the items they sent hundreds of artifacts and carcasses to an expert in Kutztown. The expert attributed the rotting animals in their walls to Pow wow or...

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Dead Animals in the Walls When the Bretzuis family decided to insulate their home in Auburn, Pennsylvania in 2015, they discovered that it had already been—with scores of dead animal carcasses. As Fox reported: The dead animals were wrapped in newspapers from the 1930s and 40s and were among half used spices, and other items. After removing the items they sent hundreds of artifacts and carcasses to an expert in Kutztown. The expert attributed the rotting animals in their walls to Pow wow or...

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Play Dead Animals in the Walls When the Bretzuis family decided to insulate their home in Auburn, Pennsylvania in 2015, they discovered that it had already been—with scores of dead animal carcasses. As Fox reported: The dead animals were wrapped in newspapers from the 1930s and 40s and were among half used spices, and other items. After removing the items they sent hundreds of artifacts and carcasses to an expert in Kutztown. The expert attributed the rotting animals in their walls to Pow wow or...

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Hi, I'm Jeff the killer, want an autograph?

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Hi, I'm Jeff the killer, want an autograph?

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Play Hi, I'm Jeff the killer, want an autograph?