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Keep Bob Simpson (Cricketer) Soundboard On Your Home Screen

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I'm not Sideshow Bob. I'm the real Walt Warren. If you're the real Walt Warren, who's taking our son to the baseball game right now? Uh, you missed the turnoff, Mr. Warren. You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. I am Sideshow Bob. I know where Bob's taking part! Welcome to the Five Corners, the only geographic location in the U.S. where five states meet. And where you will meet your doom. Here, where your murder will be unprosecutable. What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doi...

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I'm not Sideshow Bob. I'm the real Walt Warren. If you're the real Walt Warren, who's taking our son to the baseball game right now? Uh, you missed the turnoff, Mr. Warren. You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. I am Sideshow Bob. I know where Bob's taking part! Welcome to the Five Corners, the only geographic location in the U.S. where five states meet. And where you will meet your doom. Here, where your murder will be unprosecutable. What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doi...

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Play I'm not Sideshow Bob. I'm the real Walt Warren. If you're the real Walt Warren, who's taking our son to the baseball game right now? Uh, you missed the turnoff, Mr. Warren. You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. I am Sideshow Bob. I know where Bob's taking part! Welcome to the Five Corners, the only geographic location in the U.S. where five states meet. And where you will meet your doom. Here, where your murder will be unprosecutable. What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doi...

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Sideshow Bob finally completes his life goal. The sub-episode starts with Bart bullying a kid when he receives a text message from Millhouse. But when Bart arrives in the music room, Sideshow Bob suddenly appears. It's a trap, leading to his victory of ending the boy's life. Bob's speargun pierces through Bart's heart, not something he expects. Tell my father he's fat. Bob celebrates his win with a song, showing how completely unhinged he is. However, despite his success, he feels empty. Even...

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Sideshow Bob finally completes his life goal. The sub-episode starts with Bart bullying a kid when he receives a text message from Millhouse. But when Bart arrives in the music room, Sideshow Bob suddenly appears. It's a trap, leading to his victory of ending the boy's life. Bob's speargun pierces through Bart's heart, not something he expects. Tell my father he's fat. Bob celebrates his win with a song, showing how completely unhinged he is. However, despite his success, he feels empty. Even...

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Play Sideshow Bob finally completes his life goal. The sub-episode starts with Bart bullying a kid when he receives a text message from Millhouse. But when Bart arrives in the music room, Sideshow Bob suddenly appears. It's a trap, leading to his victory of ending the boy's life. Bob's speargun pierces through Bart's heart, not something he expects. Tell my father he's fat. Bob celebrates his win with a song, showing how completely unhinged he is. However, despite his success, he feels empty. Even...

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The top five most evil sideshow Bob schemes in The Simpsons. In season 12, episode 13, sideshow Bob brainwashes Bart and straps plastic explosives to him, set to detonate when he hugs Krusty at his retirement party. Soon you'll be Napoleon blown apart. In season 25, episode 13, sideshow Bob becomes a scientist and secretly modifies his DNA to become super strong and steal the DNA of the most intelligent people. In season 21, episode 22, sideshow Bob peels off the face of his cellmate, wears i...

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The top five most evil sideshow Bob schemes in The Simpsons. In season 12, episode 13, sideshow Bob brainwashes Bart and straps plastic explosives to him, set to detonate when he hugs Krusty at his retirement party. Soon you'll be Napoleon blown apart. In season 25, episode 13, sideshow Bob becomes a scientist and secretly modifies his DNA to become super strong and steal the DNA of the most intelligent people. In season 21, episode 22, sideshow Bob peels off the face of his cellmate, wears i...

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Play The top five most evil sideshow Bob schemes in The Simpsons. In season 12, episode 13, sideshow Bob brainwashes Bart and straps plastic explosives to him, set to detonate when he hugs Krusty at his retirement party. Soon you'll be Napoleon blown apart. In season 25, episode 13, sideshow Bob becomes a scientist and secretly modifies his DNA to become super strong and steal the DNA of the most intelligent people. In season 21, episode 22, sideshow Bob peels off the face of his cellmate, wears i...

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Nice try, Bob, but I'm sure you made some stupid mistake. You couldn't kill me if I came in with pneumonia and a knife in my back. Still not dead. Psyche! How much power is this thing using?

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Nice try, Bob, but I'm sure you made some stupid mistake. You couldn't kill me if I came in with pneumonia and a knife in my back. Still not dead. Psyche! How much power is this thing using?

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Play Nice try, Bob, but I'm sure you made some stupid mistake. You couldn't kill me if I came in with pneumonia and a knife in my back. Still not dead. Psyche! How much power is this thing using?

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Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time, Bunky. Nighty-night. And nighty-night to you. I began by removing Walt's face. Five-second rule. That was the easy part. The hard part was removing my own face. Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies that my face had less. I lost all sensational. Or so I thought. The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle. Or so I thought. They returned Walt's possessions to me. Keith? Cell phone. $143,000. That was onl...

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Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time, Bunky. Nighty-night. And nighty-night to you. I began by removing Walt's face. Five-second rule. That was the easy part. The hard part was removing my own face. Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies that my face had less. I lost all sensational. Or so I thought. The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle. Or so I thought. They returned Walt's possessions to me. Keith? Cell phone. $143,000. That was onl...

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Play Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time, Bunky. Nighty-night. And nighty-night to you. I began by removing Walt's face. Five-second rule. That was the easy part. The hard part was removing my own face. Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies that my face had less. I lost all sensational. Or so I thought. The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle. Or so I thought. They returned Walt's possessions to me. Keith? Cell phone. $143,000. That was onl...

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Sideshow Bob saves Bart's life? The episode starts with Bart falling into a mysterious hole in the middle of the forest. His family, the cops, and the whole community are looking for him. Even Sideshow Bob with plans of murder, of course. While exploring the hole, Bart discovers a secret government base with a massive 50-year-old missile. He can't find a way out, so he entertains himself. However, everyone thinks he's dead. The Simpsons are already mourning over him, and so is Sideshow Bob. W...

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Sideshow Bob saves Bart's life? The episode starts with Bart falling into a mysterious hole in the middle of the forest. His family, the cops, and the whole community are looking for him. Even Sideshow Bob with plans of murder, of course. While exploring the hole, Bart discovers a secret government base with a massive 50-year-old missile. He can't find a way out, so he entertains himself. However, everyone thinks he's dead. The Simpsons are already mourning over him, and so is Sideshow Bob. W...

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Play Sideshow Bob saves Bart's life? The episode starts with Bart falling into a mysterious hole in the middle of the forest. His family, the cops, and the whole community are looking for him. Even Sideshow Bob with plans of murder, of course. While exploring the hole, Bart discovers a secret government base with a massive 50-year-old missile. He can't find a way out, so he entertains himself. However, everyone thinks he's dead. The Simpsons are already mourning over him, and so is Sideshow Bob. W...

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Hello, Bob. How did you get in here? Well, I knew if I killed enough people in the most gruesome possible ways, they'd send me to your prison. Professor Lisa had no idea that she was my accomplice. But to get into your cell, I had a little help. Lisa! The killer? I never thought you had it in me. The Lisa you knew? Didn't. But I'm another story. She's gone now. She was my last victim. Or rather, second to last. The penultimate. My...

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Hello, Bob. How did you get in here? Well, I knew if I killed enough people in the most gruesome possible ways, they'd send me to your prison. Professor Lisa had no idea that she was my accomplice. But to get into your cell, I had a little help. Lisa! The killer? I never thought you had it in me. The Lisa you knew? Didn't. But I'm another story. She's gone now. She was my last victim. Or rather, second to last. The penultimate. My...

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Play Hello, Bob. How did you get in here? Well, I knew if I killed enough people in the most gruesome possible ways, they'd send me to your prison. Professor Lisa had no idea that she was my accomplice. But to get into your cell, I had a little help. Lisa! The killer? I never thought you had it in me. The Lisa you knew? Didn't. But I'm another story. She's gone now. She was my last victim. Or rather, second to last. The penultimate. My...

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Hello, Bart. Baaaaa! Down here, Bart. Hello, children. Hello, Bart. Eep. Ooh, look, it's Maggie! Hey, Maggie? Sideshow Bob! Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson. Hello, Bart! He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times. Hello, Bart. Oh, it's you, Bob. How you doing? No screams? Not even an eep? Hey, I'm not afraid of you. Every time we tangle, you wind up in jail. I'm six and oh...

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Hello, Bart. Baaaaa! Down here, Bart. Hello, children. Hello, Bart. Eep. Ooh, look, it's Maggie! Hey, Maggie? Sideshow Bob! Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson. Hello, Bart! He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times. Hello, Bart. Oh, it's you, Bob. How you doing? No screams? Not even an eep? Hey, I'm not afraid of you. Every time we tangle, you wind up in jail. I'm six and oh...

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Play Hello, Bart. Baaaaa! Down here, Bart. Hello, children. Hello, Bart. Eep. Ooh, look, it's Maggie! Hey, Maggie? Sideshow Bob! Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson. Hello, Bart! He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times. Hello, Bart. Oh, it's you, Bob. How you doing? No screams? Not even an eep? Hey, I'm not afraid of you. Every time we tangle, you wind up in jail. I'm six and oh...

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Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time. Well, nighty night. Nighty night, dude. I began by removing Ward's face. The hard part was removing my own face. Also, I thought. Keith, $143,000. That was only $27,000 when you came in. We invested a well. Not allowed. And I walked out free as a bird.

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Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time. Well, nighty night. Nighty night, dude. I began by removing Ward's face. The hard part was removing my own face. Also, I thought. Keith, $143,000. That was only $27,000 when you came in. We invested a well. Not allowed. And I walked out free as a bird.

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Play Say Bob, why do you keep measuring my face? Just passing the time. Well, nighty night. Nighty night, dude. I began by removing Ward's face. The hard part was removing my own face. Also, I thought. Keith, $143,000. That was only $27,000 when you came in. We invested a well. Not allowed. And I walked out free as a bird.