Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 24 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
Home > Comic Book Guy | Simpsons...
NSFW Audio: Use caution, some sounds may be offensive
A moment extra cheese thank you
Are you the creator of higher lois because you are making me laugh that drawings was exactly seven hundred and fifty dollars american is valuable her with her powers of deduction rick sectional and...
Can I use you know me not bathrooms for paying customers only you purchase an item to use the bathroom
Eee superb choice
Human contact the final frontier
I want to buy a copy of bonestorm here's ninety nine cents that me to summarize proposed transaction you wish to purchase bonestorm for ninety nine cents net profit to me negative fifty nine dollar...
I was headed back to my comic book store right is spence the insults rather than absorbent
Is there a word in klingon for loneliness
Look groningen ice door
My guys thirty but you cannot have it but I must
No no go away were racing for the title of the champion of the universe
No wait what do you want
OK here we are off that nerd that obsessive need no star orem pick
Ooh loneliness and cheeseburgers every dangerous mix
Ooh should your bite simpsoni where uh since my breakfast burrito is computing rapidly I will be blunt you're too late I soldier so last night yes yes I found it by a right away for that item
Ooh use me know banging your head in the display case please it contains a very rare mary worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide thank you
Please come out and shop gas
Put it on my credit card my good man oh pardon me santos is the is real name bart simpson which are phony credit card is no good here now makes like my pants and split
That is a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars
The kids like me up for long agnes will you wait for me are you crazy my bones are half dust
The question is your name really scattered james cameron no it's homework then I would thank you to start peering at my screenplay homer and if I see a movie with computers threaten their personal ...
What else there melvin and the square
Will run the store for you to ten year olds running my stewart what is this bizarro world
Yes sir
Young man you had what we call a cardiac episode worst episode ever
Your motion is out of place

Viral
Funny