A little fighting here, I like that. from The Joker Soundboard
Actually, I'm Irish. from The Joker Soundboard
Ah, too bad for birthday boy. from The Joker Soundboard
And here we. Go. from The Joker Soundboard
And here we. Go. from The Joker Soundboard
And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. from The Joker Soundboard
And tonight, you're going to break your one rule. from The Joker Soundboard
And who, precisely would that be? from The Joker Soundboard
Are you got the real bad man? from The Joker Soundboard
As I was saying, since every fish in Gotham now bears my famous and frankly fabulous face, I should be getting a profit. from The Joker Soundboard
Bah humbug. from The Joker Soundboard
Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
Beaumont's not the babe. from The Joker Soundboard
Blow That Back Out from The Joker Soundboard
Bring in the press, why don't you? What a photo op, the Councilman and his wacky pal. from The Joker Soundboard
But they share my unique face. Colonel Watson's name has chickens, and they don't even have mustaches. from The Joker Soundboard
By golly, Speaking of aces, looky here. from The Joker Soundboard
Check out check out the magnificent. from The Joker Soundboard
Come and get your Christmas present. from The Joker Soundboard
Come on, man. from The Joker Soundboard
Compare me to Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
Do you want to know why I use a knife? from The Joker Soundboard
Don't talk like one of them. You're not. from The Joker Soundboard
Ehem from The Joker Soundboard
Even if the plan is horrifying. from The Joker Soundboard
Even if you'd like to be. from The Joker Soundboard
Evening, commissioner. from The Joker Soundboard
Except this one blows you out. from The Joker Soundboard
First thing tomorrow, I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
For my fish, of course, this is all been worked out far in advance. Francis, you are merely the last tiny cog in my grand design. from The Joker Soundboard
Give me a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. from The Joker Soundboard
Good cop, bad cop routine. from The Joker Soundboard
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. from The Joker Soundboard
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. from The Joker Soundboard
Good morning, Mr. from The Joker Soundboard
Guns are too quick. You can't savor all, though. Little. Emotion. from The Joker Soundboard
Ha ha ha from The Joker Soundboard
Harvey dent. from The Joker Soundboard
Hello, hello operator. I believe my party's been kisco connected. from The Joker Soundboard
Hello. from The Joker Soundboard
Hello. Anybody home? from The Joker Soundboard
Here. from The Joker Soundboard
Here's my card. from The Joker Soundboard
Here's my card. from The Joker Soundboard
Hey, bucko. from The Joker Soundboard
Hey. from The Joker Soundboard
Hi ho, couch potatoes. from The Joker Soundboard
Hi. from The Joker Soundboard
Hold it, hold it, hold it. from The Joker Soundboard
How about a magic trick? from The Joker Soundboard
How many of your friends have I killed? from The Joker Soundboard
I arranged another early parole as soon as I heard about Gordon's testimonial. from The Joker Soundboard
I ask you, Harley, who's given more hours of amusement to the Gotham police force than me. from The Joker Soundboard
I can't stand it. from The Joker Soundboard
I decided to steal one. from The Joker Soundboard
I deserve, nay, demand, the right to honor our dear Commissioner as well. from The Joker Soundboard
I don't wanna kill you. from The Joker Soundboard
I got more style, more brains. I'm certainly a better dresser. from The Joker Soundboard
I hate it when you make sense. from The Joker Soundboard
I hated my father. from The Joker Soundboard
I just want my phone call. from The Joker Soundboard
I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. from The Joker Soundboard
I know why you're afraid to go out at night. from The Joker Soundboard
I like that. from The Joker Soundboard
I only have one question. from The Joker Soundboard
I think you and I. They're destined to do this forever. from The Joker Soundboard
I thought my jokes were bad. from The Joker Soundboard
I told you not to speak. from The Joker Soundboard
I'd be a little more careful with the luggage if I were you, otherwise you might lose your tip, not to mention your head. from The Joker Soundboard
I'll come on, crockers. Didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, Catwoman is being trussed up at the Pussycat's pet food factory. from The Joker Soundboard
I'll settle my score with Kaiser Manda Clown, but that still doesn't let you off the hook. from The Joker Soundboard
I'm a man of my word. from The Joker Soundboard
I'm bad. from The Joker Soundboard
I'm going to make this pencil disappear. from The Joker Soundboard
I'm interrupting the toilet bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution. from The Joker Soundboard
I've got a very special surprise for you. from The Joker Soundboard
I've seen the guy. He looks more like the ghost of Christmas future. from The Joker Soundboard
If you really were going to tell, you already would have. from The Joker Soundboard
If you're good at something, never do it for free. from The Joker Soundboard
It ain't the bat. from The Joker Soundboard
It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser. from The Joker Soundboard
It's a birthday candle, Einstein. from The Joker Soundboard
It's a name that puts a smile on my face. from The Joker Soundboard
It's all part of the plan. from The Joker Soundboard
It's birds. from The Joker Soundboard
It's loaded with surprises, mystery guests and Christmas gear. from The Joker Soundboard
It's simple. Kill the Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
It's simply not polite. from The Joker Soundboard
It's so hard to find good health these days. from The Joker Soundboard
Ja. from The Joker Soundboard
Jingle Bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel for the Joker. God's word. from The Joker Soundboard
Joker here. from The Joker Soundboard
Joker Laugh from The Joker Soundboard
Joker Laugh #lol #lmfao #jokerlaugh #funny #sarcasticlaugh from The Joker Soundboard
Let's put a smile on that face. from The Joker Soundboard
Let's say a nickel per fish sandwich $0.50 for sardines. Millions of dollars a day to finance my happily hedonistic lifestyle. from The Joker Soundboard
Let's wind the clocks back a year. from The Joker Soundboard
Like me. from The Joker Soundboard
Listen Boopsie, even though you never call and never write, I still got a soft spot for you. from The Joker Soundboard
Look alive. Wage slaves presenting. That's kaliff of clowns. That's mogul of Mountebanks, the one and only Joker. from The Joker Soundboard
Look At Me Joker from The Joker Soundboard
Marty uncrushed. How the high and mighty forget. Don't you remember you, me, Sally and the gang. from The Joker Soundboard
Me. from The Joker Soundboard
My father used to beat me up pretty badly. from The Joker Soundboard
My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So me watching, he takes the kn... from The Joker Soundboard
No trying to cheat the Joker, are you? from The Joker Soundboard
No. from The Joker Soundboard
Nope. Nope. Nope. from The Joker Soundboard
Not bad. from The Joker Soundboard
Not quite, Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
Now look, my rude friend. from The Joker Soundboard
Now what are you going to do to me? from The Joker Soundboard
Now, what is everyone in town talking about? from The Joker Soundboard
Now. Now. No sore losers. from The Joker Soundboard
Nowhere near as cute as batboy. from The Joker Soundboard
Oh, but that's the best part. from The Joker Soundboard
Oh, but you knew about it afterwards and put it to good use saying. from The Joker Soundboard
Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser, you of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck. from The Joker Soundboard
Oh, you devil. from The Joker Soundboard
Ohh Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
OK. from The Joker Soundboard
Once I spin the wheel, you, the casino and that strutting fool Kaiser will all be blown sky high. from The Joker Soundboard
Please allow me to introduce my associates, Miss Quinn and Shanty, and masses of their names escape me for the moment, no matter. from The Joker Soundboard
Put It On My Face from The Joker Soundboard
Rachel. from The Joker Soundboard
See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. from The Joker Soundboard
See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me. from The Joker Soundboard
So don't speak to me again, OK? from The Joker Soundboard
So I'm sending you a fun gift, airmail. from The Joker Soundboard
So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. from The Joker Soundboard
So which of your tedious copyright forms do I fill out first? from The Joker Soundboard
Someone who wouldn't mind seeing our old pals out of the way. from The Joker Soundboard
Starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving Uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year. Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today. from The Joker Soundboard
Step 2. Find a magician with a great act. from The Joker Soundboard
Step one, run away. from The Joker Soundboard
Sweet kid, but a lousy cook. from The Joker Soundboard
The Batman. from The Joker Soundboard
The Carl is familiar, but I'm blanking on the face. from The Joker Soundboard
The Clown Prince of crime? The joker. from The Joker Soundboard
The Joker from The Joker Soundboard
The Joker Soundboard Sound from The Joker Soundboard
The Joker Soundboard Sound from The Joker Soundboard
The Joker Soundboard Sound from The Joker Soundboard
The Joker Soundboard Sound from The Joker Soundboard
The joker. from The Joker Soundboard
The Last Laugh from The Joker Soundboard
The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place. from The Joker Soundboard
Then why do you dress up like him? from The Joker Soundboard
There's your two cents. from The Joker Soundboard
These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. from The Joker Soundboard
This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm going to give it to him. from The Joker Soundboard
This is Spence is killing me. from The Joker Soundboard
This last trick is pure dynamite. from The Joker Soundboard
To them, you're just a freak. from The Joker Soundboard
Tonight, you're all going to be a part of a social experiment. from The Joker Soundboard
Very poor choice of words. from The Joker Soundboard
Wakey, wakey. from The Joker Soundboard
Was it something I said? from The Joker Soundboard
We are tonight's entertainment. from The Joker Soundboard
We can't have people cursing at each other on the freeway. from The Joker Soundboard
We hear back. from The Joker Soundboard
We, gentlemen of business, have arrangements to discuss. from The Joker Soundboard
We're talking about the old man and the spawn of his loins just happens to call. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, Hayes, guess it's time to call it a night. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, hello beautiful. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, hello beautiful. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, really. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, then everyone loses their minds. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, there are three steps. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, we'll see who has the last laugh. from The Joker Soundboard
Well, you made it. I'm so thrilled. from The Joker Soundboard