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All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism
Alright if it
Call mister bigglesworth
Doctor evil I didn't spend six years of evil medical school to be called mister thank you very much
Even before you start
Go to start
Here's the plan
How about no
I don't like that insolent tone
I have the group liquidated you little shit they were insolent
I is in general is drake exhibit A
I really am trying to kill him but so far successfully quite widely like his old man
I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
I'm with it
I'm your father
I've been a fricking evil doctor for thirty freaking years OK
It W W dutch dot com dot org
Just know I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it
Kill the little bastards who would I care
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my underground lair
Let me take the story better manage
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure
Look what you did to mister bigglesworth
Mister president in twelve hours I would destroy washington DC with this giant laser
No no no no you want to run things here
OK moving on
OK no problem
OK then
Really
Really
Right
Right
Silence number two
Stop the truck truck truck truck detector
Sure
That makes me angry and when doctor evil gets angry mister bigglesworth gets upset and when mister bigglesworth gets upset
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There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster
Throw me a frickin bone here and the boss need the info
We take special care of him
Welcome to my underground lair you're just in time enjoy the share
What do we have
When a problem comes out long you much zip it twitch tippet bird
Who's going to take over the world when I die
Would you like to have the circle at my zipper
Yes
You don't look at me like i'm freaking frankenstein
You just don't get it clear you don't
You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
Zip it
Zip it

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