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A puppy pop this puppy paws
All back to school back to school to prove two dead that are not a fool I got my lunch packed up my boots tight tight I hope
All back to school back to school to prove two dead that are not a fool I got my lunch packed up my boots types I hope
All that was the grossest thing i've ever heard my life let's go
All the people that is you a very nice penguin
Alright stop before I throw up
Alright what's up
And stay outside
And we can start story time
And what we do to our special people
And who is better I go on first and clean the hair
At pope again he called the shit poop
Billy is going to be sharing are fun and learning for the next two weeks
Billy is special
Billy madison
Billy why don't you take a seat right up front he
Can everyone say hello to billy
Chlorophyll
Chlorophyll more like bora phil
Chlorophyll more like bora phil
Congratulations
Cruise tom on her
Dare treat you really
Do you want some of this milk
Dodgeball time is a special time
God he likes being don't you study
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shut up
Ha ha ha ha ha ha shut up
Ha ha ha ha ha oh my god that is funny
He'll blow at
Here's a nice piece of shit
Here's a nice piece of shit
Hey
Hey carl what's up nothing much yeah you think so I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours did you fall asleep or did you pass out shut up
Hey hey good looking
Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
Hey look everybody billy peed his pants of course I feed my pets everybody my age piece there pants it's the coolest really yes you ain't cool unless you pee your pants
Hey, hey who threw that?
His name was happy
How are you kidding maine I think you were out there thank you I think you're gonna die
I am the smartest man alive
I don't know
I don't know what you're saying you're so smart
I I know
I swear to god i'm sick I can't go to school
I think it's time to play dodge ball
I want you all to meet our new friend
I will
I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick huh?
I'm going to be a teacher
I'm going to go to college
I'm never coming back to school
If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis
If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis all that was the grossest thing i've ever heard in my life let's go
Imagine for your boys and girls but for miss lippy too
It was tough for me so back off
Just go away
Just like each and everyone of you
Main versus you
Maybe we can get together sometime and I have some coffee or something
Mortal kombat on sega genesis see best video game ever I disagree it's a very good game but I think donkey kong is the best game ever donkey com sucks you know something you suck
No
No I will not make out with you
No i'm serious let's do it let's do it on friday
Now why did I have so many drinks and remember
Now you're all in big big trouble
Of course I peed my pants everybody my HP snip and it's the coolest
Oh really for
OK
OK a simple wrong would have done just fine
Pass quack tastic
Philly
Quiet now my specialty
Shampoo is better I go on first and clean their hair conditioner is better I leader hair silky and smooth or really full really
So I will not make out with you
So sorry to interrupt
Sorry sorry about that
Stephanie just after the site until the new game starts
Stop looking at me swan
Summer loving
Tell at home
That little boys gotta think you got a pet you got a responsibility
That veronica vaughn is one piece of ace
The puppy who lost his way
This puppy with the happiest puppy in the whole world
Today junior
Today junior
U pull it
We gonna go on a date
Well alright
Well here goes nothing
Well it's an excellent blue duck
What are you doing there
What does that mean
Where's my snack pack
Woah woah woah woah miss lippy
Yeah so what's your point
Yeah well I gotta get going right now I gotta get on the bus
Yes I am
Yes I do
You get your ass out there and you find that fucking door
You just passed the first grade
You know I like snack pack why can't you just give me a start pack
You remember that spelling bee one in the first grade rock
You'd ever near me

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