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American the fucking questions her private you understand
Are you a peter pepper
Are you suck up are you nervous
Are you will not call me an asshole
But yeah
But you are I just gusting fucker
But you're stupid
Call jess you didn't get best buy
Call said I can't hear you
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Did your parents have any children that lived
Do I make you nervous
Do you like that name
Do you suck dicks
Do you think i'm cute by that i'll do you think i'm funny
From now on you will speak only when spoken
Hell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Here are the lowest form of life on earth
His counselor
Holy dog shit
How tall are you
I admire your honesty
I am gunnery sergeant hartman your senior drill instructor
I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I didn't know they stacked shit that high
I do not look down on ******s types whop sir grazers
I got your name I got your ass
I have nuts
I like you had cheated
I thought they were great app
I will go out out your eyeballs and skull fuck you
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack to your mom 's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mat
Jaysus age cross
Nobody
Oh thank you very much
Only steers and queers come from texas private cowboy and you don't much look like astaire to me so that kind of narrows it down
That game sounds like royalty are you royalty
The fairy fucking godmother
The little things I said
There are no racial bigotry here
Unless you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn comma curtis said he gave him a reach around
Well
Were nelly you from anyway
What are you fucking tired sweetheart
What have we got here fucking comedian
What's your name 's comeback
What's your name fat body
Yes
You don't scare me
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
Your little scumbag

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