Prank Call Sounds: Postal 2 Soundboard Edit

A christmas tree guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home

A little scruffy

Added

Ah

Ah

Ah i'm here

Ah man this sucks

Ah.

All I wanted was a karachi for christmas

All the cash

And another one bites the dust

And done

And joe bob son of billy joe bob

And now I am dying

And one because I have ammo left

And one could you're fugly

And one for bobo the space monkey

And one for little johnny

And one for the pope

And one for your mother

And one just because I can

And one to grow on

Are you doing

Are you fat like a little girly girl

Are you on crack

Argh

Banks

Bless me father for I have really sinned really i'm not kidding here big center yet

Bring it on

Bring your money to me over here please now

But for all the cars in this town seemed to be props anyway

But how much trouble can I get into it a police station

But I just started yesterday

Call mommy

Can anyone help you

Can I help you please

Close enough

Come here you little

Come on everyone follow me

Come on fight like a man

Coming through

Could you pull down your pants and let me take a look

Dad.

Damn that stings

Did I ask for cheese

Did you hear someone kill that little gary coleman kid at the mall

Didn't you just save

Do you love me

Dollar

Dollars

Don't kill me i'm a virgin

Don't these people have jobs

Don't you know who I am

Eat lead and I and come again please

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Ella i'm ready for my virgins now

Everyone 's on fire

Fight me thirty thousand more points and I get my sniper certification you beotch

Five

Five hundred

Forty

Four

Four hundred

Freak

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck me I better get home

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you buddy

Fuck you buddy

Gee that wasn't so awful

Geez people must have been pissing on that wall for a thousand years

Get back here with that

Get down

Get down if you don't want to die

Get down rob put you down

Get the fuck on the ground ask

Get the hell outta here you lunatic

Go back to the donut convention I ain't going nowhere

Go screw yourself

Go screw yourself

God hurts

Good

Grandma came down with the anthrax you know

Great

Ha

Ham gonna make him squeal like a chicken

Have a nice day

Have a nice day

Have a nice day and please come again

Have a nice day and please come again

Have you heard there's some lunatic running around lighting people on fire and stuff the police can't even stop him useless bastards

He must be french

He took my money

He's got a gun

He's killing everyone

He's looking to my favorite christmas tree hurl

Hello

Hello

Hello and what do you want

Help maine

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here's one for your mother

Here's one for your mother

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey ayatollah how about some service over here

Hey buddy if you're not a part of the solution you're part of the problem

Hey I know you fallen and you can't get up

Hey look it's uncle dad

Hey mister peep show

Hey watch it

Hey who are you

Hey you

Hey you are stealing

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi there

Hi there would you like to sign my petition

Holy shit

Holy shit

How all that can't be good

How can I help you pay me

How is this I will

How would you like it if somebody called you a lunatic

How you doing

Hum

Hum.

Hurry up and buy something

I bet it

I can't believe this is happening

I can't find any bad touch crotches

I didn't mean it please don't kill me

I don't bust it up easier

I don't care

I don't feel so good

I don't think they know who they're dealing with

I got your willies right here

I guess I need to get up to the top floor

I knew it

I need a karachi for my sick kid

I regret nothing

I see you're crazy

I selma bridge

I'd like a hot number two to go

I'm crazy

I'm going to find more that good stuff

I'm here

I'm not going to the joint

I'm really going to bust if I don't take a piss immediately

I'm so wrong

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry but you'll have to go to the back of the line

I'm sorry so very sorry

If I see anyone selling my blood on ebay I will return from the dead it kick your sorry asses

If I see you selling us on ebay I will come to your house and kick your narrow ass

If it was up your ass you know

If it was up your ass you know

If one more of you assholes look at me your

If there were no guns things like this would never happen

If you ain't ready for this

If you say so

In a way you freaking pinko

In fadell I crash a plane into your mother

Inglis excuse me while I push my intros back in

Is my voice and know you

Is this a joke come back with more money job

It was that guys package. He's the terrorist! Get him!

It's from my mother I swear

It's like the apocalypse

It's like the apocalypse

Jayla small slice of urine stained heaven with a little sodomy in the side

Jesus you need little son man

Just call me doctor euthanasia

Just kidding

Kick ass

Kick ass

Let's burn some books

Let's open here's xmas package early village old bob

Look we both know you have one of those toys stuffed up your ass how much do you want for it

Man I gotta take a wicked lake

Man this apocalypse is some heavy shit

Maybe I should have waited for him to tell me where it is guess all to find it myself now

Maybe I should try to escape

Me

Mission accomplished with extreme prejudice

Money line forms that way in fadell

Moron

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Much appreciated

My bad

My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do

My president is chuck heston here's your rebate get damn dirty apes

Next

No

No

No

No

No

No get out and come again please

No jail can hold maine

No murdering in the library please

No no

No you are not shooting at me

Nope

Nope

Now

Now

Now I was pretty hungover yesterday but I think I remember where I work

Now i'll never know who my real daddy is

Now it's wednesday

Now just hold still

Now my clavichord

Now the flowers will grow

Oh

Oh can't forget to pick up that package wonder what's in it

Oh great now my day is complete

Oh look I still have my matches

Oh man this is so great

Oh mine adds

Oh my god billy bob now he's got the shuttle

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no you're not going to kill me psycho boy

OK

OK and please to start buying

One

One hundred

Oops botched that one I wonder how much is a remains would go for on ebay

Over

Please become column or I will drain pillars of fire upon you

Please don't kill me

Please please

Please thank you

Please wait to come forward got soccer

Poop

Prank Call Sounds: Postal 2 Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Postal 2 Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Postal 2 Soundboard Sound

Prank Call Sounds: Postal 2 Soundboard Sound