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Home > Mr. Burns: The Simpsons -...
Ahhh pt1
Burns.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you mean nothing to me.
Excellent.
Great.
Have you beaten to a bloody Pope?
I am Montgomery Burns.
I don't want to seem like an ogre.
I see.
Is there some confusion about this?
It's excellent.
Keep your mouth shut.
Marriage.
Mr. Simpson.
Never.
No.
No.
Now down to business.
Now I did it all by myself.
Now you listen to me.
Pathetic morons in my employ stealing my precious money.
Permission granted.
See you back at the office. Don't be late.
Simpson.
Smithers.
Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table.
Someone I give less thought to than the little piece of popcorn stuck in my tooth. Ohh, can you remove it?
Tangled with me and I'll crush you like a paper cup.
Thank you.
The day of the Great Chicago Massacre.
Very nice indeed.
Wait a minute, that contractor said this was a bottomless pit. I'll have his license.
Wait.
Well, all right then.
What?
Where you despicable, cold blooded monster?
Who is?
Who?
Why?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You Mereka.
You pleased with your current appearance?
You really care about me, don't you?

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