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Home > Klaus Heissler Soundboard
A sweaty sports bra
Another time
Do you like me
Francine
Get a job
Good
Ha ha ha
Ha ha you thought I was making a holocaust joke
Happy hour
Hey
I am gorgeous
I have a bad feeling about this
I knew that
I know
I need something from you pt1
I need something from you pt2
I told you about it
I used to have a dog
I was just snoozing
I wish I had a wife
I'm sorry I must have misdialled
I'm the real fish out of water
I've had water in my ear all day
If I had a human body
Incredible
Let me ask you something pt1
Let me ask you something pt2
Melons
No 1
No 2
No no no
Oh
Okay
Once you've been black there's no going back pt1
Once you've been black there's no going back pt2
Perhaps you'll join me for dinner
Pull yourself together man
Rick schroder sucks
Roger
Room left in your wasteland
Say that in my bowl
Shame on you
Shut up and go to bed
Silence you fool
Sorry
Stan
Steve
Stop eating bread you fat pig
That felt good
Well now i've done that
What the hell
What you gonna do
When you're finished put your finger in my bowl
Yeah 1
Yeah yeah a deals a deal
Yes 2
Yes 3
You disgust me
You know what looks good to me
You misunderstand
You rule with an iron fist
You shut up
You treated us like animals
You've got a pretty mouth
Your husband pt1
Your husband pt2
Your insides sicken me

Viral
Funny