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A ha
Anymore rediculous ideas
Anything is possible in science
Are you alright
Are you crazy v2
Ba bye
Bad news everyone
But i'm the real proffessor
Come my friend
Damn
Do what comes naturally
Enemies Now
Exactly
Excellent
Explained by science
Female of my kind in over a 100 years
Hail science
Have you ever disected a yeti before
Hermy you take the first six hours
Hey there's a dragon in this trap
Ho huh huh?
Holy zombie jesus
How did you persuade mum to give you her yetihead
Hush hush hush there's no time to lose
I can prove it
I can prove it if you step up real close
I don't wanna die pt1
I don't wanna die pt2
I have a surprise announcement
I have no idea
I shouldnt be out in this cold
I want to see you right now
I want you to kill me
I want you to kill me pt2
I'll get a spare circuit board
I'm wearing my kissing dentures
Ice build up
Isn't that what you said
It could kill millions or nobody
Jenny
Jewelry
Laughing
Leave me alone
Lets not all panick at once
Lived in mortal terror that this would happen
Long ago zoidberg and i
May he rest in peace
Naughty
No
No it won't
No wait i'm afraid to die
Nooooooooooo
Nose
Not necessarily
Not necessarily 2
Now listen carefully
Oh my darling you haven-t aged a day
Ooh I try to act cool but inside i-m freaking out
Our arrangement
Our weapons aren't strong enough
Probably
Professor Farnsworth Alone?
Professor Farnsworth Announcement
Professor Farnsworth AOL
Professor Farnsworth Ashamed
Professor Farnsworth Beautiful
Professor Farnsworth Bedroom
Professor Farnsworth Certainly
Professor Farnsworth Certainly 2
Professor Farnsworth Cubert Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth Do some
Professor Farnsworth Doomsday
Professor Farnsworth Doomsday 2
Professor Farnsworth End?
Professor Farnsworth Flexo
Professor Farnsworth Flexo 2
Professor Farnsworth Fry
Professor Farnsworth Get in bed
Professor Farnsworth Good Lord
Professor Farnsworth Good Lord 2
Professor Farnsworth Good news
Professor Farnsworth Hermes
Professor Farnsworth Hippy
Professor Farnsworth Laugh
Professor Farnsworth Maniac
Professor Farnsworth Matter?
Professor Farnsworth Me
Professor Farnsworth Mumbling
Professor Farnsworth Nibbler
Professor Farnsworth No
Professor Farnsworth No 2
Professor Farnsworth No 3
Professor Farnsworth No time
Professor Farnsworth Noo!!!
Professor Farnsworth Not Grandpa
Professor Farnsworth Oh, yes
Professor Farnsworth Outrage
Professor Farnsworth Pain?
Professor Farnsworth Possible
Professor Farnsworth Professor
Professor Farnsworth Returns
Professor Farnsworth Right
Professor Farnsworth Scruffy
Professor Farnsworth Sex
Professor Farnsworth Shout love
Professor Farnsworth Show you
Professor Farnsworth Show you 2
Professor Farnsworth Straight
Professor Farnsworth Stupid
Professor Farnsworth Talking?
Professor Farnsworth Toaster
Professor Farnsworth Truth
Professor Farnsworth Uncle
Professor Farnsworth Want?
Professor Farnsworth Wedding?
Professor Farnsworth Wernstrom
Professor Farnsworth What?
Professor Farnsworth Who are you?
Professor Farnsworth Wrong
Professor Farnsworth Yes
Professor Farnsworth Yes, abs
Professor Farnsworth Yes, my
Professor Farnsworth You
Protective suits pt1
Protective suits pt2
Relax
See this tree again
Simple you simpletons
So there's nothing to be curious about
So what
Stop asking questions old man
Surprise
That's how it works, leave me alone
The common cold died out 500 years ago (long)
The species is saved
The whole adventure was just a training exersice
There may be a slim chance of survival
There's no time for this now
This is an Emergency
This is Vergon 6
This may hurt a little
Those poor doomed bastards
Understand each other
Wait I can explain
We don't know
We'll be dead within an hour
We'll be delivering this mysterious crate
We'll be safe in here
Whoever you are, I've good news
Wooll scarf
Work together
Yes
Yesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat
You be quite
You can
You don't understand me 2
You don’t understand me
You must swear
You stupid life prolonging fools
You're a loyal friend
You're just a big kid
100k dollars

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