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Bingo.
Burn some dust here, eat my rubber. I think what you mean is bird rubber and eat my dust, whatever. Rust, whatever.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat, drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead? No, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Down from your damn clock. I'll try not to, Anthony.
General response.
Hallelujah. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
He's cute. Amy's only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you wear...
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me. I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there, ...
I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree. What's happening here? Looks great, little full lot of SAP.
If you don't have some fire cloth, no Bethany, those are Christmas lights.
It's not big, it's just. 4. Yeah, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. Not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.
Red liver lips.
Thank you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ex. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
That thing had nine lives. She just spent them all. Woo.
This is what Christmas is all about. Hello. Park the cars and check the luggage and I'll be outside for the season.
Tis the season to be married.
Tis the season to be married. Well, that's my name. Oh shit.
To talk to one year membership in the Jelly of the month club. Clark that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you.
Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you. You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold. I wasn't talking to you.
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun old fashioned family Christmas. No, no, we're all in this together. This is a full blown 4 alarm holiday emergenc...
Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they have. Hotter than they are.
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