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Attention all personnel. Incoming choppers were wounded. Report to the hospital.
Everybody up for Calisthenics, Care to join me for the push ups Hot Lips?
Great Gopher holes. It slipped my mind.
I'm afraid there is the possibility slim. It would be that I snore.
Is there any visitor more welcome on a cold evening with a snifter of fine cognac?
Just a minute. Isn't that Frank's bag? I thought you were Frank's bag.
Keep it down. I'm doing something very difficult here. Anytime you shoe again, drink.
Look at you. You're speffier than a petunia and a patch of chigger weed.
Mash, 4077.

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