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Home > Liz Lemon Soundboard
And everything is just the worst
Blerg
By finding a million angels
Call my period you're all fired
I don't know how but you're going to get me another sandwich or I'm going to cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin
I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury because i'm a hologram
I want to go to there
I'm going to go talk to some food about this
If I could push a button and five people in the world would die but I get free cable for life I do it
It must be my sexuality because I am so very sexual
Lesbianism means that I am a dyke
Losing is a combination of laughing and whizzing
No it's OK don't be cry
Nope hipster nonsense amount
One time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned
Shut it down
There ain't no party like a liz lemon party 'cause I lose lemon party is mandatory
What is the deal with my life
What the what
What time I loved in applying guy eating spaghetti sometimes I pee in the shower if i'm really tired I saw my grandparents making love ones and I didn't leave right away
Where is my package at
Why are you being so happy and nice are you soaking your tampons in vodka again
Working on my night cheese
You wanna party five hundred for kissing ten thousand for snuggling end of lee

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