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Malcolm Tucker - In The Loop and The Thick of It Soundboard

Malcolm Tucker is the fictional antihero of the BBC political satire The Thick of It, portrayed by Peter Capaldi. He is the Director of Communications for his party in both Government and Opposition, acting as the Prime Minister's chief enforcer overseeing cabinet ministers. Tucker was originally a secondary character, with Chris Langham's Hugh Abbot as the protagonist being watched over by Tucker. However, after Langham was fired from the series the show directed more attention towards Tucker and his dealings with the fictional Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship (DoSaC) – originally the Department of Social Affairs (DSA) in series 1 and 2 – which is portrayed as inept and incompetent. He is one of two characters from the series to appear in the film In the Loop, the other being Malcolm's deputy, Jamie McDonald, Senior Press Officer at No. 10.

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A gentleman's fluffer, aren't you?
A real boring fuck.
A son ice, so we just change it to know.
Abuse is abuse, so we change it.
Ah, the smoking in town. Yeah, well honestly.
Alice, are you the baby from Eraserhead? No no.
All roads lead to Munich. I will sleep.
Aluminium foil gives you pause that give.
An actual grown up has been asked.
And congratulations on the new baby, yeah.
And I hope you can play the spoons.
And secondarily, I believe your prime.
And the public domain. We just need to.
Anti war protest. Expect to hear your.
Apparently you are fucking master.
Are you fucking me about is there?
As well, I would have backed up.
Assistance should be bringing coffee shortly.
Be a knighthood. Yeah, it's a place.
Be a little gay mercenary that sneaks in.
Be boring F star star cunt.
Belga spider builder, that's why.
Blackpool conference would be best.
Bought milk where's the war committee?
Bridge about saying hello check law.
Briefing with a 9 year old child.
British Intelligence central.
Builders, they didn't turn out when they.
But here you are, nothing, don't you.
But item it's my birthday in nine days so make.
But let's just check, yeah, yeah, it's pretty fun.
Career and I think it might be fun.
Client answer the question can she unless.
Coffee.
Collapsing wall like some clueless.
Come across a lot of cycles, but not.
Committee Yes, assistant secretary.
Complete fabrication changing again.
Congratulations, maybe they'll give.
Costume drama This is a government.
Could we just move on to what?
Department not a fucking Jane fucking.
Development should be talking about food.
Diamond major major retirement surprise.
Diarrhea then we can. I say it again.
Diary of a nobody. Yeah like that.
Did your wife about you and Angela Heaney.
Didn't even stylish fuck me.
Different I told me told me I got it.
Do this, somebody must have come in there.
Doing very well hang on, hang on first start, turn that fucking right.
Don't get sarcastic with me, son.
Egg Hunt I'm finished. Hi Jamie, this.
Everything I am afraid you are nothing but.
Explains, yeah, see if he'd asked you to.
Face right, I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet.
Factually, not a whole bunch of.
Fat fuck didn't say.
Favor of it. What do you want to refine?
Fine, see that fox? Yeah yes dot is your.
Flintstone was it you?
Flotation tank and pump it full.
Flow like Malcolm, what do you like? How?
For me, take your sweetie said, fuck off all the.
Forecast OK OK, go ahead and pray.
From go back to sleep. I don't yeah yeah.
From ringtones to fucking a dance mix on YouTube.
Fucking black op or to give him your pin.
Fucking English again Susie well done.
Fucking fools day, you don't.
Fucking hell, Malcolm. How you're supposed to show?
Fucking hoity toity cars.
Fucking husk got everything you need.
Fucking question, wasn't you was what?
Fucking toilet your first point there.
Fucking, ultimately pleasantries after the most.
Fuckity bye.
Get me fucking Brian gonna come.
Get off, turn it off. It's just vowels.
Get off, you'll go far. I fuck off I wasn't.
Get the planet, be gentle with them.
Go right ahead.
God fucking punch you into pot.
Going South, I've got bigger fish to.
Going to be all over this, Michael, but.
Golf will come over all fucking spot.
Good morning, my love chips and Cox and of course.
Good news for you, you're not fired.
Grace us with his presence, give him a bottle of milk.
Great Malcolm Tucker.
Harvard, one of the brightest and best.
Have a conversation about the mood.
Have you ever seen a film where the hero?
He is playing badly. There's a cartoon of UN.
He made a phone call or what? Hey, I could.
Here is a walrus wolves. I'm not fat.
Hey I am doing now and what I'm doing my.
Hi there face will be shifting teeth.
His radio, nobody would have known Vegas.
Hold a massive groveling apology.
Horse cock. So now I've got a second please.
Humpty Dumpty sitting on top of a.
I am with the piece of office equipment.
I believe that and I may not believe.
I can see the headlines right now.
I don't work for you.
I don't. I don't know what it means.
I haven't got it. You haven't got it alright.
I know the leak came from here from.
I left and they tripped up over his fucking.
I mean anyone question. Oh not.
I mean, who said listening of the foot?
I need you to move the boat back. You can't do anything.
I needed my friend. Hi OK just.
I put the bullet but I have to.
I think it. I think it just means actually.
I think up front OK, not like some cream.
I thought I was going to the war committee.
I told about why the fuck would I tell?
I went to private school.
I'll tell you to fuck off. What do you do?
I'm away, oh, and here we.
I'm telling you what's going on with.
I've got work to do. Don't have a car.
I've just done getting my minutes I am telling.
I've just had the boat broke forward, sorry.
If you on the work of the future planning.
If you want to try and turn this into some.
In an alphabetic spaghetti.
In terms of its early days, my friend.
Is a whales prep out there properly?
Is important here. Now I understand.
Is important, so I sent it through faith.
Is outside it's looking outside like a big.
Is to be.
It doesn't say that no, but it does say.
It's collapsing and he doesn't give a shit.
Jamie Denison Christ fuck. Jamie see hope.
Jamie the cross, this man in Scotland.
Jamie, I have no idea what you're.
Jamie, Jamie it was me.
Job you leaky. Fuck don't make me do.
Joel.
John Doolittle Bonner on your purview.
Just mess it all up.
Just you know that the fax machine was there.
Kentucky you might be scared of.
Kerry rapist that court station? You know, if I could.
Kid gloves, but made from real kids.
Kids playing with that Power Rangers.
Kill me, you leaked it? No, I didn't, I didn't.
Killed anybody, I mean really.
Last novel, Malcolm, allow me to Papa.
Led to believe I was attending the Walkman.
Let's see at all fours little fishnet.
Like to discover that she's Odom.
List of highly gifted toddlers can't quite get.
Little English bitch. You don't even know.
Look at Bailey yard.
Look like.
Maybe it's better to spike it. Yeah, OK.
Memons Whopper fare psychologically.
Minister has instructed you to work for.
Minister not the time love I'm big.
Minister, thank you so much for you.
Mountain of conflict soundbyte everywhere.
Move the paragraphs around changed.
My purview within your puppy. Yes, we're just.
Name doesn't make any.
Name of the main informant. Well, that's
No friends son, but I mean you know, like.
No, I didn't like clip. I do every.
No, suggesting that you are the only.
No, the documents leaked by email.
No, there's not. There's no way DS.
No, you do. It lends dirty work here.
Not fucking turn up in the nick of time, but.
Not the side of your head, see that.
Number or to shut yourself down.
Oh no, that's not supposed to get outside when it is OK.
Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's tough.
Oh, to be right, and that's understandable.
Oh, you're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our.
OK, firstly, don't raise your voice this.
OK, well then can you delay the?
On expert on spend that could hurt you.
On this fucking fax machine right here.
Once you try to make me thank you so.
Open give you the time to get it.
Our forces of darkness to hound you to a.
Over there I'm gonna lock, you know fucking.
Parcel is not fucking are spraying mayhem.
Peace loving generals starts fight at the.
Person who leaked at Canyon.
Personal opinion, but why didn't you say?
Play, put your feet up on a pig.
Players expands his constituency wall is.
Please me please sit down.
Point, but if I went to your hotel room today
Political fuckup visible from space.
Poodle fucker back there in London.
Pussy drip ever kill anybody.
Rails.
Ran out of this shit over the lubricated.
Reality check here. Jade got fucking.
Relax, get me fucking Brian if you don't.
Respect I hadn't finished if it doesn't.
Retail the Playboy Bunny. I thought I was.
Right on a cake with those little.
Right, right Franken. Nice natural I've got.
Right, that's enough at all.
Right, that's terrific, period.
Road ahead and whatnot. I'm sorry.
Round 1814 and I've offered in it.
Round doing other people's dirty work.
Said they would not go expect there.
Say fuck off fitness Boy lesson 1.
Scheduled media appearance by.
See, there's no. We will not know your pencil.
Sewage until you fucking drive. Come on.
She knows what it is you leaked, Lisa?
She was paid so you know, let's only gives you.
Shortly.
Should still be at school your head down.
Show me mark.
Silver balls your hack husband but.
Simon's going to the welcome idiot.
Smallest snook we called.
So as a builder, no no, because they never.
So tell me no rate. Who did Eureka?
So the wires are all currently reporting.
So then it must have been you, the woman.
So this situation here is is this is.
So you were doing you want to want, just tell.
Some time to get the Intel because.
Some until you can't do anything.
Son, I'm hanging out in the backyard.
Sorry about that. No, I made that up.
Sorry, so I know that you disapprove.
Sort of Intel. Have you wrestled up?
Sounds like me, that's why.
Sounds ominous, but we want to get lead.
Squeeze Dick got a little blue van.
Stand back 'cause you look like it.
Starting with you, you're fat fuck.
State Clinton Barack asked me to breathe.
Stuff so much caught. Well done, you are fucking.
Subsidized foreign.
Sure, sure if we just get started my.
Surface, do you think he's really cold? I smile.
Swearing, so also like you are.
Syphilis doesn't just nothing but you.
Take it per second points, I'm 22.
Talk about fucking armchair general.
Teetering on the Great Wall of China.
Thanks, take em all. Take him off.
That doesn't count.
That lead to this document so.
That your Prime Minister is asked you too.
That's good, that's good. How about you?
That's great news, isn't it?
That's the only way you can save you.
The big one is diarrhea, which is.
The British parliament. The bumps in the.
The builders.
The crying game.
The fucking vice president has.
The job does all right between breast feed.
The Julie for Prep I know.
The offense, I'm afraid I'm gonna have.
The problem is to Tucker. I've just come from.
The State Department on the 7th.
The Telegraph has a cartoon of you.
The useless piece of S star star T.
The way you are, sweetheart, it's certain.
There, but by God it's a useful hypocrisy.
Therefore, it falls well within.
They come on come on. What is the Intel?
They fucked job fucking hang up, haven't you?
They're getting a little close to the wire Mr.
Think you are in some fucking Regency?
This department, Secretary of State.
This fucking boring as here. I mean you.
This is a sacred place. Now you may not believe that.
This is absolutely superb. A horse in a year.
This is the Minister for International.
This quarter, have you ever even actually?
Thought I'd come out your ass like the.
To actually we are hot that says.
To doing business with you, you know.
To Mr and Mrs. Mike.
To supply us with some, let's say, fresh.
Top guys, he's a Stanton college prep.
Trade you on October the 4th.
Troubles you that our people that she.
Try, believe me I'm giving this to some.
Tucker isn't it nice to see you.
Tucker, where is that Intel huh? What what?
Turn use the fax machine so you could.
Tusks boulders yes, I know. Yeah yeah, Waldron.
Tweten, Northamptonshire and that's
Twice and yet you're still here.
Two, I just sent it. I I read it. I thought it.
Umbilical cord, well, I'm sorry that it.
Unforeseeable listen see when I tell.
Uswest intervene I don't know I'm.
Videos direct ship it because it's bad for.
Vinegar faced manipulative cold bags.
Wait Lenten different Linton Mr.
Wallace and Gromit Wall ace though.
We bought this Titus city to the ground in 18.
We can tackle the easy things like.
We can't do anything. We tell you to get.
We have two come back to be.
Welcome, he asked me for it for.
Well, if it doesn't Humpty Dumpty.
Wells paper to the BBC, right? No tip.
What are your guys leaks of paper?
What is this surround Paula King with you?
Where the fuck is happening?
While foster jets around at the tax.
With excellence at such an early age, but could we?
With Vettel, this happens to be deaf.
Words right 'cause my sweaty balls, yeah?
Write books and gear. Dance this war story.
Yeah yeah thanks. Oh general.
Yeah, I mean he asked you fuck, of course that.
Yeah, it's easier to kick come on what's needed fat quite.
Yeah, well, he's briefing notes.
Yeah, well, I mean if I sleep with someone that doesn't.
Year was it you won't need.
Yes, very good. Well is this the shooting?
You about it, I've told you to fuck off.
You are let me tell you what's going on.
You can't fire a gun, but can you use a fact?
You delay the vote and make yourself.
You don't fucking tell me what to do.
You even imagine how angry I am was the.
You feel more comfortable. We could wait.
You get sarcastic with me again and I will.
You guys can find it. Yeah look we have five. I think that I am.
You know with that, does that mean well?
You never see a superhero with a horde.
You say that climb the mountain conflict.
You see what I'm doing to this machine?
You should tell me about it because it's.
You sure you're working this hard as me?
You're being portrayed as the biggest.
You're gonna resign over the war.
Your assistant, yeah, so item. I don't need to.
Your career yeah yeah, yeah I do excuse me.
Your support, we appreciate it. And what did you?
Yourself and then I yeah I'm can I get.
YouTube and I will Marshall all the media forces of.
'cause I'm sweating spinal fluid here.
'cause now I leaked it.

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