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Bacation Lady Soundboard

Bacation Lady Soundboard

The Bacation Lady (real name: Marlén Calderón) was called by Detective John Campbell played by Arnold Schwarzenegger repeatedly, and later became a soundboard of herself. The original calls were deleted when TheGoldenPhone2 closed his YouTube account and are now considered Lost calls. Her soundboard remains popular, however, and was later used to discover Jessie the Internet Telemarketer.

And why you are so upset?
Are you sure?
Bye
Can you please stop calling because I am at work and you disturbing everybody here?
Can you please stop calling this number
Can you spell your last name please?
Can you spell your name please?
Do you know where I am?
Don't be like that be the nice guy
Don't hang up
Excuse me
Excuse me
For ten people
Hello
How can I help you
I am at work
I don't have any idea
I just working all the time and they call all the time we already reported this calls to the police because they call me all the time
I need a vacation
I not can hear you
I not can hear you that well
I not the one who's calling. You are the, somebody's calling me from that number
I wanna get the reservation
I work for a few resorts. We do reservations. We do promotions for the resort
I'm going to call the police right now
I'm sorry mister campbell I not can help you anymore I going to hang up
It is somebody with the name of John Campbell
It's like you're very very upset
John Campbell
Junk (John)
Kimbo (Campbell)
Marlene
May I have your address please?
May I have your name please
May I have your name please?
Miami
Midnight
No
No somebody 's calling us
No thank you
No you are the one
No you say you I i'm belong to you so you know me
Oh yes because I need to give the information to the resort
OK can you hold one second please
Ok Mr. Campbell
OK thank you
So why did you tell me that you wanna kill me?
Thank you
That is spelled CAMP B as in boy ELL
They sometimes they say they want to kill me and things like that so what I do is I just hang up because I don't know what they doing
Tonight
Uh
Uh, you say you don't wanna kill nobody.
We already report these calls to the police
We don't have any idea what's going on
What is wrong with you?
What is your job?
What is your name?
What kind of Cop are you?
Which department is that?
Which number are you calling from?
Who are you?
Who is this
Why
Why are you so upset
Why do you wanna kill me
Why you are so mad
Yeah can you hold one second
Yeah I know they call me all the time too
Yeah somebody 's calling me from this number
Yeah that's what you say all the time
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes I am
You are the one? You're the policeman?
You been calling me already like four times and I already call you it's naughty. I going to call the police
You don't know your address
You have to stop calling this number because i'm not going to answer these calls no more
You wanna call back?
You wanna try again?