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All you hear is what
Always I should suck it I should suck the inches out of your cock
And I got a phone call and I assumed it was a patron or somebody else
And I was told him very offensive things and then he just got on the line
And i'm at fucking work
And i'm not prank calling anybody
And i'm trying to close up at work and I thought all really fucking offensive
And talking about their eight inch dick
And then
Are you a bad dog
Are you a dog
Are you jerking off at work right now
Bad bad dog
Bark for me
Big dog
But I could fuck you with my nine inch cock
But I was just told some really really incredibly offensive things
But i'm going to get fuck
But nobody else was on the line
Called me which is a place of business and was being incredibly offensive
Definitely
Do I have to you
Do I sound like why yes do I sound like homer 's got to you
Do you
Do you
Do you like to put peanut butter on your dick
Do you love dogs
Ebony ass so hard
Eight inches is a lot of inches
Excuse me
Good luck finding homer
Goodnight to you too sir
Great wolf
Ha ha
Hello this is
Hello this is jason secretary
Here at work right now and it's in your hands
Homer
Homer scott
How bad do you want me to fuck you with my nine inch cock
How bad tell me
How do you feel about that
How my recording
I am a bartender
I am on the phone with you
I did not call you actually
I don't even know what the fuck the walnut jail is
I don't know
I don't know
I have to say hi fred and you'll know it's not of reporting
I i'm not home are scott
I know you said your bill bail bondsman I don't know if you have other employees
I literally I just answered the phone and was told that somebody had a fucking nine inch cock that they wanted to raminta me
I mean I can know
I mean you can't fuck me but I could fuck you with my nine inch cock
I received a phone call
I said that somebody called an was saying really discussing things and then you and then the voice changed completely and now you're talking about bail bonds and I literally was just answering spir...
I should suck the inches out of your cock
I stopped closing my bar
I think it's just you know a mistake
I want you to bark
I was talking to somebody else who was panting in barking like a dog
I was told something about wanting to be
I'm going to do in the ass really hard
I'm going to fuck you really hard with my nine inch cock
I'm i'm not i'm not a male actually
I'm incredibly flustered because i'm really offended by what the fuck I was just heard and now i'm getting called homer
I'm new is my birthday
I'm not i'm not blaming on you like literally you conference in and then you were confused
I'm not mad at you i'm just saying that I was called I answered the phone because i'm at work
I'm not saying you're doing anything
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry what wait what can I do for you
I'm talking about mine
I'm very confused
It is yeah
It was not your voice so i'm not blaming on you
It's two thirty in the morning
Kerry
Kerry
Kerry nice to meet you kerry
LA county
Like a fucking dog
Like a fucking dog
Like you do when you're working your job
My friend is sheena
My hair was wet I was on a hair salon
My name is sheena
My name is sheena
My name is sheena
Network and we were called
Nice to meet you kerry
No
No
No I do not know way home where scott
No I don't have to beg for anything
No I was not
No i'm i'm confused and offended
No i'm i'm i'm a human being an
No i'm not mad at you honey
No i'm saying it was a different voice
No no
No there's not
Nobody I know is in jail I don't know homer
Oh
Oh geez
Oh no I don't care about your cock i'm talking about mine
Oh no I don't have to beg you for anything you have to beg me
Oh no I literally we did not call anyone
Oh that's like a moan I want you to bark
Oh there
Oh well I mean i'm not
Oh yeah
Oh you're panting like a dog again you're a bad dog
OK
OK
OK somebody somebody else then called and you picked up the phone
OK well i'm glad that we both establish our professions
Park
Picked up my phone
Play meant to you how do you feel about that
Rap music in the background
Really incredibly offensive things
Really offensive things
Remember that works here the only homer I know is homer simpson and that's a cartoon
Right
Run prank called litter this is the bar
Sheena
Sheena
So bark for me
So you panting like a dog
Somebody else called the wrong number and it was an accident you dialed in
Supper after two AM
Sure
Tell me
Testing dog aren't you
That really doesn't make sense
That really doesn't make sense like literally you're calling in place of business this is in a cell phone
That was talking about their fucking eight inch cock and now they want to run into me and i'm at fucking work
The number here is two one four three seven zero
The phone number what is the phone number here i'm new is my birthday
There is no kerry here
This is a different voice
This is a different voice I was not talking to you a moment ago
Trying to close up my bar
Uh
Uh we did not call
Walnut
Walnut and bail bonds
What
What
What am I gonna do with that
What are you saying
What can I do for you
What kind of what kind of help do you need sir
What the fuck
Who homer no
Whoever that you picked up the phone that we had a different voice was saying some really offensive things
Why
Why are you saying yes
Why would I be calling that my hair is wet and what the fuck does that have to do with fucking jail or homer simpson scott whatever the
With my nine inch fucking cock
Wrong number
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah you like that don't you
Yes
Yes what
You
You are bad
You can't fuck me
You have an eight inch cock
You have to beg me
You I don't know if it I don't know a homer personally
You just told me that you get print calls all day
You like a girl with a dick
You love dogs
You want to get slammed in the ass
You're already aware of the situation
You're you're into that
Your fucking dog
'cause I found that really fucking offensive

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