Raged Old Lady 2.0 Soundboard Edit

Al Capone

Alright

Anything else you'd like to know?

Are you a cell phone? I don't have one

Beep, beep, beep

Bomm

California

Came up on my phone rant

Christ

Cunt

Do I sound like a guy to you?

Do you know where I live?

Don't call this number no more either, okay?

Drop dead, I am not calling you

Fuck

Fuck you 1

Fuck you 2

Fuck you 3

Fuck you 4

Fuck, what are you deaf?

Fucking cunt

Gaawwwwdd

Go fuck yourself, you cunt

Go on ahead, honey

Hello

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

Hello 4

Huh?

I am not calling you asshole, that's what I keep trying to fucking tell you

I am not calling you, and I've been getting phone calls for months

I am not calling you, I don't even know who the fuck you are

I am sitting here taking care of my grandchildren and we're playing a game

I called the number back, it was a lady in Watsonville

I didn't call you 1

I didn't call you 2

I didn't call you 3

I didn't call you, why would I want to call you?

I don't care

I don't care, don't even know you are

I don't even have a cell phone, I have a house phone

I don't even know who the fuck you are

I don't even know who you are

I don't give a fuck

I don't give a shit

I don't have your number, I wouldn't call you if I did

I don't know what's going on

I don't know who you are

I don't know who you are

I get these phone calls ALL DAY

I had the same problem from last week and my lady friend too

I have a house phone

I have been getting phone calls for months

I just got home, I don't know you are

I keep getting up to answer the phone and it keeps being you

I never called your number

I swear to God, may all my grandchildren drop dead right now

I think you have a problem

I think you have the wrong number 1

I think you have the wrong number 2

I think you're drunk or something

I'll find out about this, I'm calling the police department

I'll just keep calling you until I can't anymore

I'm a 70 year old woman

I'm a 70 year old woman - scream

I'm a girl

I'm an old lady

I'm going to call the police on this too

I'm hot out for your big fat dick

I'm in California

I'm not calling nobody (Southern)

I'm not calling you

I'm not calling you

I'm not calling you - scream

I'm sitting here watching my grandkids

I'm sorry 1

I'm sorry 2

I'm sorry, I am not calling you

I'm trying to find out too

I'm trying to tell you I don't know who you are, I'm watching my grandkids

I've called the phone company about it

If that's what you want to believe, go ahead and believe it

In Christ, Jesus the Lord

In Watsonville

It comes up on my caller ID as unknown number and unknown name

It says unknown number, unknown number, unknown name

Jesus the Lord

Jibberish 1

Jibberish 2

Jibberish 3

Laugh - God

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Listen, mister

My gosh, I'm having the same thing happen to me

My name is fuck you

My phone just rang (Long)

My phone just rang (short)

My telephone just rang, I picked it up and say hello

No 1

No 2

No, I keep telling you I didn't call you

No, it isn't

Nothin' you called me

Number - Four

Number - Seven

Number - Six

Number - Two

Oh, fuck you

Oh, shut up, you're calling the wrong number

Okay 1

Okay 2

Okay 3

Okay 4

Pardon?

Phone rings day and night rant

Quit calling here

Religious Singing

Right now, I am not calling you

Several people have been having the same problems

Shut up

So what, I don't care

Some kind of problem with phone but not calling you

Some punk or something thinking I'm hot out for your big fat dick?

Something is screwed up

Something is wrong with the phones

Swear to God, never called

That's not anywhere even close to my number

That's not my number 1

That's not my number 2

That's not my number 3

That's not my number, though

That's not my phone number

There is something wrong with phone

There's something wrong with the phones

Ugh, you don't scare me a bit

Uh hu

Unknown name

Well, we'll see

Well, you just said number to me

What 1?

What 2?

What are you talking about?

What do you want 1?

What do you want 2?

What is that?

What, are you crazy?

What's the area code?

Whatever

Where are you calling from, you sound like you're from another state?

Who is this 1?

Who is this 2?

Why do you think I have a problem?

Why don't YOU hang up the phone?

Wrong Number Honey, Morning Rant

Yeah

You called me

You called my number

You do, you just called me

You got the wrong number

You just called me

You just said the number and that's not it

You keep telling me I am calling you, I am not calling you

You right know, you're my problem

You sound like you're from another state

You're calling me

You're calling the wrong number

You're the one that's calling me every three minutes

Your big fat dick