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And I think about you I think about like a serious kind of woman i've ever known in my life
And then and then you know what i'm going to like it i'm gonna lick it off your face and then we're gonna share it in our sun like can sharing moment
Are you really at a fourteen branchland court
At least I don't know about lying pretending the iron an astronaut
Because yes because you're frustrated and not in your frustration is reflecting answer me and it's making me feel frustrated it's making me feel frustrated
Bring the police and the ambulance around
Casey
Chris
Christian
Christian life in chandler
Cortana wake up call
Don't call us anymore
Don't say that
Find your name is question was his handler my name is christian watchtower bottle christian wasn't taylor
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Go ahead go ahead take it to the police
Good evening sir how are you
He had missed medication
He just really ticked me off right there when you said that
Hello
Hello
Hello
Honey have you talking to her real robert chandler and second
How are you
How are you
I am a strong man
I am full of surprises
I am going to find you and i'm going to have you proven as a liar
I am not lazy
I am retarded
I can't really do anything i'm not right there in front you know am i
I care about you very much
I did I do fifty one rest with it see pound weight
I did not even have a real gun
I did not mean to give off the impression of being crazy
I do not weigh two hundred twenty pounds I weigh when I weigh a lot less than that
I don't know
I got I got essential boy see now I definitely got the thing crosby too baby you know i've been raised on music my dad was a technical engineer got all them patents and everything
I have kissing ass
I have not been copying you have a copying night
I have somebody shopping I work here I wish you're sad
I invite you to come i'd like you to write this down
I know i'm so excited I can't I just can't hide it
I like to draw and color
I may have not assert goddamnit
I never famous for being the original creator of such in last tuesday electric head shop pokemon
I never promised you a happy endin
I promise you
I stand corrected
I will call nine one one
I would not shoot you
I'll come on
I'll just say that this is been the most experiencing conversation
I'm currently living with my mother and my father
I'm doing good
I'm good
I'm happy that flies for their ass with an honest answer
I'm high functionally autistic
I'm just rubbing myself thinking about it
I'm so sick of you call me by that stupid name
I'm so sick of you pretending to be made
I'm sorry
I'm sorry could you repeat you pizza
I'm sorry I didn't understand the question
I'm sorry the white
I'm twenty seven
I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine
It's not officially published yet
Jesus
Little son of a bitch
Look it up in a dictionary
Matthew
Maybe like the first time all over again girl you know how I enjoyed the first time
My name is christian
My name is christian weston chandler
No
No
No I am not threatening you
Now i'm speechless at the moment
Now no
Oh
Oh I think i've been great for me you know I just finished the dating episode it is fantastic
Oh no my right arm but on the phone and I use my left hand to touch myself
Oh yeah
Oh yeah that sounds good that sounds good yeah that sounds very good
Oh yeah that that sounds fucking awesome
Oh yeah turns me on
Oh yeah you know my address why you got mapquest to come all the way over
OK now I feel insulted with those what you just said there
Pussy
Ruckersville
Shut the hell up
So did you get the comic pages I sent you
Sound
That's my father
That's your opinion and you have every right to your own opinion
Vanilla hot hot spot saturday
Want to help why are you why did you start doing it in the first place you little son of a bitch
We are in the same time zone it
Well i'm sorry I give up the impression
Well sometimes my memory fails me
What can I do to make up for that
What time do you think you could be by my place
Who is this
Yeah
Yeah i'm just gonna keep banging your breasts over and over again and so I give you a personal sit on my comeuppance
Yeah OK well I mean I misunderstood the question
Yeah the house it has been my screen is christian wasn't sandler you know my car as allies this way that says suck an issue on it
Yeah wait till tomorrow when you get here
Yeah you have latent range life sweetheart
Yeah you'll be in my dreams and i'll be in yours i'll be in yours
Yes
Yes
Yes I agree with you this is frustrating
You can find me right now why hold at fourteen branchland quarts in ruckersville virginia
You can nothing but a given nothing but hannah martin pain in my side
You got the touch
You know I watched my own share pornography in my lifetime but you know I just got this is me crawling happy now
You know it girl
You no you been copying maine for the past brandon six months
You shut up
You want me to caress your breath
You'll be love my dick and something in all that you know any of this and i'll be putting it between your tits while you're all tide up
You're beautiful you're beautiful it's true
You're just you're the copycat
You're my baby

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