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But where in new york can one find a woman with grace elegance taste and culture a woman suitable for a king queens!
Do you realise I have not had sex since we got to america
Freeze you diseased rhinoceros' pizzle
He's rich he is rich! what he's got his own money and baby when I tell you he's got his own money I mean the boy has got his own money!
Hippopotamus shit!
I don't give a damn who you are this is america jack
I don't know whether to shake your hand or kiss it or bow or what I feel like break dancing
I'm sick of living like a peasant look at this filth
Look at it this way at least we learned how to make french fries
Now let's see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboon's balls
That's the way it's always been with men of power it's tradition
The king!
What're you going to do mop your way into her heart
What's not fair is me doing manual labor i'm badly in need of a manicure
Yes I was just remarking to my mother the other day what lovely skin the queen has
You see I love the lord do you understand what i'm saying I love the lord and if lovin' the lord is wrong I don't want to be right
Your wife need only have a pretty face a firm backside and big breasts

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