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Chimp here does the killing I don't like to kill i'm the brains eh
Fleshy headed mutant are you friendly no way eh
Get his bowl quick or he'll kill us yeah he's got a funny look in his eye eh
He's going to take a leak get out of the way!
I believe there'll be no charge on this two four of beer thank you
Lawyers are for sucks
Maybe he's gonna puke he had too many beers
Oh I know some stuff about electricity eh
Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization
Take off! we are not going to crash eh! there's no way i'll crash this this is a beer truck eh
Tunnel to the brewery take off! how convenient!
We told them we didn't want a lawyer chimp here would probably just kill him anyway
We was just wondering eh like uh just exactly what is wrong with the beer eh is it poison like could it kill you
You guys like a smoke no eh we want our lungs to be pink when they fry us
You had a nervous breakdown eh me too when he was born

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