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All right now the rest of you I wanna hear from some big money men where's all the high rollers
All right stand back you pedestrians this ain't no automobile accident
But as long as you done took a stand why don't you put money where your mouth is not no measly buck
Get in here ain't you scared ain't you scared of dying
He was smiling that's right you know that luke smile of his he had it on his face right to the very end
He's a natural born world shaker
Hey buddy slow down that's a long road
Hey lord whatever I done don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes
I got eyes don't I how am I not gonna see something that look like that
I'm his official egg peeler
I'm shaking it here boss i'm shaking it
It was stretched so tight across her bottom I do believe I saw one of them seams bust loose and the opening got wider and wider and wider
Just let that little old belly sag and enjoy yourself stretch it out
Just little old eggs they're pigeon eggs that's all fish eggs practically
Luke what did you have to say 50 for why couldn't you say 35 or 39
Nobody can eat 50 eggs
Now what you figure it's worth a peek at that there picture a quick look now i'm not talking about no memorizing job
Now when was the last time you ever saw my boy throw up
Use that shovel like it was your spoon shag it man
We got rules here in order to learn them you gotta do more work with your ears than with your mouth
We're in here digging and dying he's out there living and flying
Well then we're just gonna lay low and build time
When it come to the law nothing is understood
You crazy handful of nothing

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