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Ahh devil ether it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early irish novel
And you hear yourself mumbling 'dogs fucked the pope no fault of mine '
Arm Complete Again
But by the time I asked this question there was no one around to answer it
Don't go near the elevator man! that's just what they want us to do trap us in a steel box take us down to the basement come here
Don't run man they'd like any excuse to shoot us
Get well soon #johnny depp #get well soon #get well
God didn't do that you did it
He said he understood but I could see in his eyes that he didn't he was lying to me
I was pouring sweat my blood is too thick for nevada
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things
I've never been able to properly explain myself in this climate
Jesus bad waves of paranoia madness fear and loathing
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Kill the body the head will die ali frazier fight crazy shit a proper end to the '60s
My attorney understands this concept despite his racial handicap but do you
No no calm down learn to enjoy losing
No point in mentioning these bats I thought the poor bastard'll see them soon enough
Oh shit I forgot about the beer you want some no how 'bout some ether
Please! tell me about the fucking golf shoes!
Probably good advice if you have shit for brains
Shoot it not yet I want to study its habits
Stoned ripped twisted good people
There is no way of explaining the terror I felt
There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 a d
There's no harm done I always test the transmission that way the rear end for stress factors
This girl's a godsend shit she could make us a grand a day
This is a very ominous assignment with overtones of extreme personal danger
Wait! we can't stop here this is bat country
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now at this moment

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