Michelle Pfeiffer Soundboard Edit

A kiss under the mistletoe you know mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it

As I was saying i'm a woman and can't be taken for granted

Ban the bat

Be gentle it's my first time

Can't you stop saying fuck all the time

Don't foam into the donnie p

Even if I were blind desperate starved and begging for it on a desert island you'd be the last thing i'd ever fuck

Gotta go girl talk

Honey i'm home oh I forgot i'm not married

Honey i'm home! I forgot i'm not married

I am catwoman hear me roar

I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier

I have enough friends I don't need another one especially one who just got off a banana boat

I haven't been fed all day

I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size

It's gonna be a hot time on the cold town tonight

It's the so called normal guys who always let you down sickos never scare me at least they're committed

Lesson number 2 don't get high on your own supply

Life's a bitch now so am i

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it

Nothing exceeds like excess

Oh my god does this mean we have to start fighting

Oh please I wouldn't touch you to scratch you

You killed me the penguin killed me batman killed me that's three lives down you got enough in there to finish me off

You make it so easy don't you always waiting for some batman to save you

You poor guys always confusing your pistols with your privates

You're always hungry you should try starving

You're the second man who killed me this week but i've got seven lives left