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A kiss under the mistletoe you know mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it
As I was saying i'm a woman and can't be taken for granted
Ban the bat
Be gentle it's my first time
Can't you stop saying fuck all the time
Don't foam into the donnie p
Even if I were blind desperate starved and begging for it on a desert island you'd be the last thing i'd ever fuck
Gotta go girl talk
Honey i'm home oh I forgot i'm not married
Honey i'm home! I forgot i'm not married
I am catwoman hear me roar
I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier
I have enough friends I don't need another one especially one who just got off a banana boat
I haven't been fed all day
I just love a big strong man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size
It's gonna be a hot time on the cold town tonight
It's the so called normal guys who always let you down sickos never scare me at least they're committed
Lesson number 2 don't get high on your own supply
Life's a bitch now so am i
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it
Nothing exceeds like excess
Oh my god does this mean we have to start fighting
Oh please I wouldn't touch you to scratch you
You killed me the penguin killed me batman killed me that's three lives down you got enough in there to finish me off
You make it so easy don't you always waiting for some batman to save you
You poor guys always confusing your pistols with your privates
You're always hungry you should try starving
You're the second man who killed me this week but i've got seven lives left