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Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes
Get that finger out of your ear you don't know where that finger's been
He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air yes birds too
He's the boss head man top dog big cheese the head honcho number
I know but this guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all
I was never happy as a child christmas ted what does that mean to you to me it was a living hell
Municipal bonds ted i'm talking double a rating the best investment in america
No that's just what they'll be expecting us to do
Striker you're coming in too fast! I know! I know! he knows! he knows!

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