Steve Carell Soundboard Edit

And is simple. I fly do them all, I shrink them all. Grab the moon. I sit on the toilet once.

And what? The moon is mine in wild who give me whatever I want to get it back.

Are these beds made out of bombs? Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn. Cool.

Catch you guys on the flippity flip!

Chilex. I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me.

Doing what? OK, OK, you got me. The dentist thing is more of a hobby. In real life. I am a spy. And it is.

Else we can find everything in the Champions. Take apart the past. Who beats the bank? Let's go, let's go.

Enablers

Essemble dominions.

He is a good guy, not a terrorist

Hey, Hey, Hey, you idiot

How do you remove themselves? Command some nonstick spray? Crowbar.

I do not understand what you spend your money on

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. I.

I forbid anybody to freak out

I hope you're happy

I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling

I'll catch you on the flippity flip

I'm just worried about my friend

In terms of money? We have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.

Instead, I'm sitting on Pinky promise. Yeah, yes, my pinky promises.

It was a lava. I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

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Just so you know, Mom, I'm about to do something. It's very, very big, very important. When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.

Just so you know. You're never gonna be my dad. Hmm. I think I can live with that.

Kind of dog, is that these? I don't know.

Light bulb.

Loose Lips #1

Loose lips #2

Loose Lips #3

Michael Scott in Victoria’s Secret

Miracle worker hey chillax.

Mr

Mum, someday I'm going to go to the moon. I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.

My tiny little nipples

Next we are going to stay all cause for effect. And what?

Night. Sorry about that. Ah, where were we? You were sitting on the toilet.

Now I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. They are true.

Oh god, oh no no no!

Oh, Lazy

Ordered cookies life is full of disappointments for some people.

Out out out idiot

Passed on, it's like my heart is a tooth and he's got a cavity that can only be filled with children. Website.

Said cookie robots. Why, why are you, why are you so old?

Sleepy kids. Oh no, sorry, that took that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously.

So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket and then the moon is ours. Wow.

Thank you. Ohh, there he is. He's smiling.

That's what she said

That's what she said

That's what she said

That's what she said

The bees then we yes, I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works.

The Scarn Dance

There are side though I I am the greatest criminal mind of the century. I don't go to little girls dance recitals.

They're coming, right? Of course. Of course. I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on, Pinky.

This is a damn shame

Vector has the girls go.

We're dying here

Why am I so sad?

Yard and I don't appreciate it. Sorry. You know, dogs, they go wherever they wanna go unless they're dead.

Yeah. Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests.

Yes and dont call me shirley

You have a face Como onwurah.

You have to fix it. Fix it. Look it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed.

You were sitting on the toilet. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It was a little attempt at your I know how much you like to laugh. Inside the dam.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru.

You're so f in smart

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