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A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual and certainly without any choice
And as human beings you and I need fresh pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids
But today war is too important to be left to politicians they have neither the time the training nor the inclination for strategic thought
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation fluoridation of water
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol
He said war was too important to be left to the generals
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration communist indoctrination communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
I do not avoid women but I do deny them my essence
I don't know how well I could stand up under torture
I'm the only person who knows the three letter code group
It looks like we're in a shooting war
On no account will a commie ever drink water and not without good reason
That's the way your hard core commie works
The enemy may come individually or he may come in strength he may even come in the uniform of our own troops but however he comes we must stop him
Vodka that's what they drink isn't it never water
Water is the source of all life seven tenths of this earth's surface is water
Why do you realize that seventy percent of you is water
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence
You know I happen to believe in a life after this one and I know i'll have to answer for what i've done and I think I can
Your commie has no regard for human life not even his own

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