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All his life has he looked away to the future to the horizon never his mind on where he was hmm what he was doing
Always with you it cannot be done
And well you should not for my ally is the force and a powerful ally it is life creates it makes it grow its energy surrounds us and binds us
Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm
Difficult to see always in motion is the future
For 800 years have I trained jedi
Hmm control control you must learn control!
Hmph! adventure ha! excitement ha! a jedi craves not these things
How do I know the good side from the bad you will know when you are calm at peace passive
How you get so big eating food of this kind
I cannot teach him the boy has no patience
I don't I don't believe it that is why you fail
Is the dark side stronger no no no quicker easier more seductive
Mine or I will help you not
Much anger in him like his father
Mud hole slimy my home this is
No no there is no why nothing more will I teach you today clear your mind of questions
No! no different! only different in your mind
No! no no! stay and help you I will find your friend
No! try not do or do not there is no try
Patience! for the jedi it is time to eat as well
Size matters not look at me judge me by my size do you hmm hmph!
That place is strong with the dark side of the force a domain of evil it is in you must go
Through the force things you will see other places the future the past old friends long gone
Told you I did reckless is he now matters are worse
Wars not make one great
You must feel the force around you here between you me the tree the rock everywhere!
You must unlearn what you have learned

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