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And thanks for stopping by but mainly stay classy
But now I am too hurt I am shocked and offended and hurt
Come again #anchorman #ron burgundy #come again #excuse me #say what #huh
Discovered by the germans in 1904 they named it san diago which of course in german means a whale's vagina
Don't you know I would never say the word fuck I would never fuckin' ever fuckin' say that! ever!
Get out just go we are through through! because of your actions you scorpion woman
Go fuck yourself san diego
Hello this is ron hello who's there i'm talking hello who is this
I believe it's jogging or yogging it might be a soft j i'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time it's supposed to be wild
I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many I don't know if you heard me counting I did over a thousand
I could be wrong but I believe diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era
I don't believe you #anchorman #ron burgundy #will ferrell #dont believe you #lies #liar #deception #deceit #fib #dishonesty
I don't know how to put this but i'm kind of a big deal
I even wrote it down in my diary veronica had a very funny joke today I laughed at it later that night
I have very little time to get to the gym so I have to sculpt my guns at the office
I immediately regret this decision
I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain but I didn't have a mountain I had a newsroom and a camera
I love scotch scotchy scotch scotch here it goes down down into my belly
I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen
I realize that but sometimes you got to look in the mirror and say 'when in rome'
I want to be on you
I want to be on you (2)
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the eiffel tower out of metal and brawn that's what kind of man I am
I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!
I'm going to punch you in the ovary that's what i'm gonna do a straight shot right to the babymaker
I'm not a baby i'm a man I am an anchorman
I'm not even mad. That's amazing
I'm not prepared I really am not prepared at all this is a surprise i'll tell you
I'm ron burgundy
I'm very important I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
If I take one bite will you get me a steak if I take one bite of shit will you bring me a steak
It's so damn hot milk was a bad choice
It's terrible! she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Just watch out for the guns they'll get you
Last time I looked in the dictionary my name is ron burgundy
Look the most glorious rainbow ever do me on it
Oh I almost forgot I won't be able to make it fellas veronica and I are trying this new fad called jogging
Oh no we woke up the momma
She's really great i'd also like to share with you that we are currently dating and that she is quite a handful in the bedroom
These bears are massive they looked a lot smaller from up there
They named it san diego which in german means a whale's vagina
This burrito is delicious but it is filling
Turn the music off! i'm still talking!
Wait a minute pick up attempt i'm offended
We are laughing and we are very good friends good buddies sharing a special moment
Why don't you go back to your home on whore island
Yes I can I can think of a lot of things to say like you're a dirty bitch
You are a real hooker and i'm going to slap you in public
You are a smelly pirate hooker
You can use my office and afterwards maybe we can go to lunch!
You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie I mean that thing is good I want to be friends with it
You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus
You look ravishing it truly is beauty and the beast I might add a handsome beast
You stay classy san diego
You woke the bears why did you do that
You're just a woman with a small brain with a brain a third the size of us it's science
You're so wise like a miniature buddha covered in hair
You've got a dirty whorish mouth

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