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A lot of flu going around this time of year, isn't that so?
A male kindergarten teacher isn't what I'm used to
A male kindergarten teacher that's unusual
A table for two thank you very much
A thermometer
Aah! help! help! help! somebody! help!
Actually it's quite a large serving
After the divorce he said we could stay here in exchange for keeping the place up
Ah good
Ahhh
All I have to do is tell my parents that you're here with something to do with the police and they'll yank their kids out of this school so fast we'd have to close the place
All right
All right (2)
All right (3)
All right all right settle down
All right did you tell anyone else this
All right let's get back into school
All right let's go back to class
All right let's try it again
All right move it in let's go step onto the numbers face front
All right party's over everyone go home
All right take your milk it makes you big and strong
All that hard earned drug money she stole from you
All the other grades your times were an improvement but they're still not good enough
All you have to do is point your finger and we can put him away for 30 years
And a little something I cooked myself for you
And blow our cover can't do it
And dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal and that government of the people by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth
And don't you think I won't if I feel my children are in any danger
And even better salazar told me I have to tell you this
And flowers as well here you go she'll love them
And frankie my swimming teacher and gus my t ball coach are better than you too
And he his head is so big that he can't wear any hats
And he made me my favorite pasta a olio
And i'm sorry that I didn't believe you
And i've just been worried about sylvester he's been acting a little strange lately you know doing odd things
And on that farm he had a duck e I e I o
And then I coached basketball at an all girls school in rhode island but none of it made me really happy
And there goes our goddamn case
And this is dominic
And who's that
And writes I taught him myself
Anyway um I have a small problem
Are these all your lunches you mean you eat other people's lunches stop it!
Are these all your lunches? #fat kid #gorge #glutton #lunch thief #kindergarten cop #arnold
Are you a single parent mr green
Are you all right come on let's go
Are you listening
Are you married mr kimble
Are you okay
Are you serious you really know where he is
Are you sure
Aren't you going to break it up
Arnold Screaming and Leaving #screaming #im outta here #leaving #arnold #kindergarten cop
As a matter of fact he had two mothers unfortunately the first one died
At the school where I saw them astoria elementary school
Attention!
Austria
Bad people
Bailiff remove the prisoner
Bastard
Be good i'll be back to pick you up
Be right out!
Big circles big circles good now do the same thing way back and down in big circles big circles
Bon voyage
Boys have a penis girls have a vagina
Boys have a penis girls have a vagina (2)
Breakfast sir ma'am
Bring it back to the carpet quick quick quick back to the carpet quickly
Bullshit
But i'll keep an eye on him okay
But i'm sure there won't be any more occurrences
But it worked
But it's kinda tough on sylvester don't you think
But she I know
But we don't want joyce to think that do we
But what about your wife you remember her
But what you can't do what you must never ever do is never talk to strangers
But you shouldn't punch people
Can I help you
Can I pet him
Can we talk to dogs
Can you start a fire I don't think it should be a problem
Can't trust you I can't trust anybody
Check it out right
Cheerleader first violin in the school orchestra captain of the girls' softball team
Children's aspirin children's decongestant antihistamine
Cindy I don't like you using foul language not a classy girl like you
Cindy o d 'd last night
Class excuse me
Come in
Come on
Come on (2)
Come on (3)
Come on all together!
Come on come on come on
Come on come on everyone together! come on
Come on come on get all together everything together come on
Come on come on out
Come on come on! right here
Come on john i'm hungry
Come on one two three four come on go go
Come on quiet quiet! come on shh! quiet
Come on sit down
Come on stop whining
Come on zach let's all play together it's so much more fun
Come to me I want to start
Company halt!
Congratulations dominic the king of mount kimble!
Congratulations happy birthday
Courage that's my philosophy too
Crisp you're under arrest put your hands on your head and get up!
Cullen jr aged 3 months
Cullen told everybody I stole his money that way all these creeps would be looking for us to collect a big reward
Daddy
Daddy (2)
Danny danny! no! danny!
Danny where are they
Danny! get up! don't you die on me!
Daryl daryl
Das macht mich stocksauer jetzt bin ich sauer
Did he ever say what name she was using in oregon
Did he say anything before he left
Did I do that
Did I i'm sorry
Did lincoln have four mothers
Did she die no she went to see someone
Did she see you
Did they die
Did you see cullen jr
Did your daddy teach you this game
Didn't join the union until
Difficult man got to get to know him
Dinner won't be ready for a few minutes
Do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't take a bottle wine to a woman who's invited you over for dinner of course you would you know you would
Do you need a hand
Do you want to see something else
Does sylvester ever see his father
Doesn't anybody eat around here
Doesn't hurt to take precautions
Dominic
Dominic come back we're getting out of here dominic
Dominic doesn't even remember him
Dominic don't forget ferret
Dominic has been such a great help he's a good kid
Dominic stay close to me okay come on stay close to me
Dominic wait!
Dominic!
Dominic! (2)
Dominic! dominic!
Dominic! where's dominic dominic!
Don't don't
Don't go anywhere
Don't touch him!
Don't worry
Don't worry about anything okay we're going to be right across the hall
Don't worry about it we'll be fine
Don't worry i'm going to make it I just need a minute i'll be ready in just a minute I just got
Don't you have anything better to do
Don't you know the building is on fire
Don't you recognize me no sure you do it's me
Don't you remember
Don't you remember twinkle twinkle little star
Donde vas
Down to the wood where the bluebells grow anywhere anywhere I don't know
Drop it on the floor
Drop it! i'm losing it! hurry!
Drop the gun! drop the gun!
E is the fifth letter of the alphabet
Emma take your toy to the carpet
Everybody hands to your side
Everybody sit down on the carpet!
Everyone dies you know
Everything's going to be fine we just want to be extra careful
Everything's going to be okay dominic
Excuse me
Excuse me everybody
Excuse me i'm john kimble i'm zach's teacher
Excuse me this is your lucky day I have a better idea
Excuse me! surprise!
Faster faster come on yes come back terrific this is working wait
First day yes
First I would like to just get to know you
Follow me silly
Four scores and seven years ago
Four scores and seven years ago (2)
Four weeks into the new semester my superintendent told me I had to replace mrs hagley a kindergarten teacher of 25 years' experience with an undercover police officer and he wouldn't even tell me why
Fourscore and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty
Freeze!
Freeze! (2)
Freeze! (3)
Get dominic okay dominic! dominic!
Get it
Get some rest and don't worry
Get those tree stumps out of my way before I vomit all over them
Give me the flowers
Go away
Go come on come right back to the carpet
Go go for it yes very fast
Go quickly get your toy
Go to hell
Go!
Going to start a whole new family
Good
Good good that's smart
Good morning
Good morning (2)
Good morning (3)
Good morning everyone
Good morning miss schlowski
Good morning mr kimble
Good morning mr kimble (2)
Good morning mr kimble (3)
Good morning phoebe
Good news you two are booked on the first flight to portland tomorrow morning
Good okay next one come on
Good quickly bring the toy back to the carpet
Good ready
Good then bring it back to the carpet pronto
Good very good
Gotcha!
Great
Great (2)
Great day huh
Great dominic you're doing well
Great well here are the directions
Hanna could you wrap that for me please
Have them tell the wife we're letting crisp go and he knows where she is
Have you guys had fun yeah
He came all the way up here just to surprise me
He came to us as a substitute teacher and he's proven to be a wonderful asset
He didn't say anything
He doesn't know where we are now and i'd like to keep it that way
He doesn't like anyone to talk to him
He doesn't live in france
He doesn't want me he wants dominic
He found out where we were and tried to kidnap dominic
He killed your boyfriend
He lives with his mother
He lives with his mother and stepfather
He looks a little odd but he's a wonderful teacher
He sounds like a very special child
He uses the dolls to look up girls' skirts I caught him doing it yesterday
He wasn't my boyfriend I hardly knew the guy
He works alone not anymore
He's a ca ca poo poo
He's a poo poo ca ca poo poo ca ca! poo poo ca ca! poo poo ca ca! poo poo ca ca!
He's a poo poo head
He's beating you too
He's gay what kind of a man teaches kindergarten he's obviously gay
He's inside kimble's looking for him
He's not married mom!
He's not your hostage he's your son
He's probably big is he a wrestler
He's really good to my son
He's right in here
Hello joyce
Help!
Help! help!
Help! help! (2)
Help! somebody help me! help!
Henry this is obviously my partner john kimble
Henry's a chef
Her
Her ambition was to travel experience life and meet interesting people
Her name's not ursula she's not my sister
Her teacher's salary is less than what I make which is pathetic
Here lady I gave her your stuff where's the rest of my money
Here's a picture
Here's what you've waited for the kindergarten have a look
Hey
Hey baby
Hey come here if you don't stop screwing around back there this is what i'll do with you
Hey hey hey! stop it! don't do that!
Hey how's everybody feeling today
Hey i'm a police officer this is an arrest
Hey i'm not stupid mr crisp
Hey i'm not talking to anybody without my lawyer
Hey listen can you gift wrap it it's a birthday present
Hey mr crisp how's it going
Hey snap out of it!
Hey wait a minute
Hey you're looking great
Hey zach
Hi
Hi (2)
Hi (3)
Hi (4)
Hi (5)
Hi (6)
Hi champ what's the matter
Hi cindy do you mind if I sit down
Hi how are you
Hi how you feeling
Hi i'm jillian sylvester's mom
Hi i've been leaving messages on your machine
Hi it took all day but I found out zach sullivan and his mother aren't related to crisp
Hi kids
Hi there will be four of us
His father lives in california
His head is so big that he can't wear any hats #big head #ego #conceited #arrogant #cocky #know it all #narcissistic #kindergarten cop
His name's zach sullivan
His name's zach sullivan what do you think
Hold it! right there drop it! hurry!
Hold on! please be careful! i'll get him down
Holy cow is that your new teacher
How about 6 30 7 00
How about kids can we talk to kids
How about you
How are you doing you must be the mr kimble we hear so much about
How did it go
How do I look
How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other
How long have you been teaching kindergarten
How long you been a cop
How many
How many of you were born in astoria
How many whistle blows
How much was it 3 million dollars
How the hell do you get out of here
How'd she look
Huh
Hurry!
I almost didn't recognize you with all your clothes on
I am his sister
I assume you have some teaching experience
I been a cop for 12 years my father was a cop my brother was a cop my mother was a cop's wife and I have no hobbies
I beg your pardon
I bet she would make a much better witness
I brought goodies for you
I can't believe you got them all to sleep
I can't do that
I checked you out there is no record of you ever having taught at any public school in california or anywhere else
I didn't kill him I didn't kill him
I didn't know he was following me
I didn't know who my ex husband was when I married him I was young and stupid and I made a mistake
I didn't mean to startle you
I don't know
I don't know he said something about going getting his lasers
I don't know I didn't see anything I was in a box over there
I don't know I just don't feel so good
I don't know that many people
I don't know what happened
I don't know what my dad does I haven't seen him in a long time he lives in france
I don't like what you've done I really don't like it it feels terrible and it looks dreadful
I don't suppose you would do me the courtesy of filling me in
I don't want dominic to pay for it
I don't want him to see me without my makeup
I don't want to lose dominic
I don't want to lose you
I fell down again
I get to see a lot of him
I got it caught
I got so sick of other people's kids
I got some goodies and
I got to get out of here right now
I got you all right just hold on tight now hold on tight okay good
I had a great time
I had three fathers one named walt two named ralph
I had to do it! I didn't want to do it she made me
I hate it too
I have a headache it might be a tumor
I have a problem
I have a son he's 13 I remember when he was 5
I have a son i've hardly seen in the last seven years I don't mean anything to him
I have a witness too
I have no idea what kind of police officer you are but you're a very good teacher
I have some great exciting wonderful news mother
I have to get out of here you have a son if you were me you'd do the same thing
I have witnesses
I I didn't mean to hurt you
I just found out where they're hiding
I knew it
I know but not for a long long time
I know don't worry about anything now okay
I know I just found out
I know it's her
I know listen you just got to ask for at least 1000 dollars okay
I know she poisoned your hamsters she told me all about it and she's very sorry
I know you're in there I know what you want but you ain't getting it ever!
I like how they talk
I like you cindy i'm going to be around you a lot days nights weekends holidays
I lost my family I should never have let it happen
I love this I can't fool my own boy he's just 6 years old
I love you henry
I love you mother
I love you too phoebes
I made it myself
I mean his wife takes off with his kid and a couple of million dollars and we won't get a thousand
I mean you're very good deputies your sheriff is proud of you
I must have dozed off
I need to go to the bathroom
I need to go to the bathroom and I can't get these things off
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all
I prefer it that way
I promised my boy i'd get him one of these
I put up these lasers to protect us
I realized that the real action is in kindergarten
I really appreciate your honesty
I really love you do you understand that do you tell me you understand that say it say it!
I see they stuck you with the old gettysburg address this year
I suppose you saw the bruises on zach's legs
I swear you'll never have to run from him again
I think
I think a lot of people that come to small towns are trying to get away from something or they're hiding something
I think I can help you with that
I thought the introduction of a ferret was a horrible idea but the children seemed to like it
I thought the use of your police whistle was outrageous
I told dominic that he lived in france
I told you he was big
I understand
I used to read this to my son
I want to read it too
I want you to locate crisp's wife and offer her immunity in exchange for her testimony against him
I want you to walk around in a circle go start come on
I was a teacher before i've joined the force
I was afraid that i'd never want to have any of my own
I was born in austria my father was a teacher my mother was a teacher so is ursula
I was doing a delivery for corky last week out of state and I ran into your ex
I was going to put the lasers in the antenna
I was just talking to the teacher that's all yeah don't laugh
I was so glad to see him go I didn't worry about that part
I was wondering if you might have a minute i'd like to speak with you
I was wondering if you'd like to come to my place for dinner tomorrow night
I wish I was a kindergarten teacher but i'm not i'm a cop that's all I know how to be
I wish it was my house it belongs to a friend of mine
I worked them hard
I would like that yes
I wouldn't miss this for the world
I'd love to help you but my kid's been bugging me for one of these ever since christmas
I'd really like to help you but we're pretty much out of the race cars unless
I'll be fine class starts at 9 00 in the morning i'll be fine
I'll be in the pharmacy
I'll be out in a week and you'll still be eating take out food in that dump you live in
I'll be right out
I'll be watching you
I'll come back later
I'll get as much as I can
I'll get someone to help you i'll be right back okay
I'll knock 10 percent off the price
I'll live
I'll pay you four times what it's worth you can get your kid something even better
I'll pay you twice what he's charging
I'll see you tomorrow
I'll show you where the wood is
I'll take care of her
I'll wait right over here for you okay
I'm a chef
I'm a cop you idiot!
I'm back
I'm back (2)
I'm detective john kimble
I'm fine
I'm fine I can eat anything I want
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately
I'm going to be your sheriff you're going to be my deputy trainees
I'm going to plant one of my lasers on that antenna but i'll have to do it at night otherwise the bad people will know where it is
I'm going to tell you something dominic
I'm his father you stole him from me!
I'm john kimble your new kindergarten teacher
I'm joyce palmieri I work at john's school
I'm looking forward to it
I'm lost where is the dining room this house is huge
I'm marrying a great chef
I'm not a policeman i'm a princess
I'm not a policeman i'm a princess (2)
I'm not doing any lineup that's what I say and there ain't jack shit you can do about it!
I'm not going to throw up on you but I am going to kiss you
I'm okay
I'm on fire!
I'm on fire! (2)
I'm Pregnant #arnold #arnold schwarzenegger #schwarzenegger #prego #pregnant #knocked up #expecting #breaking the news #lol #funny
I'm pressing charges against you
I'm sorry about being so personal
I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you
I'm sorry I shouldn't have hit the man especially in front of the children it was a mistake
I'm sorry I wanted to give you a second chance
I'm sorry things have been hectic
I'm sorry zach's late the car wouldn't start
I'm still not getting through to you am I daryl
I'm the party pooper
I'm trying my best
I'm very disappointed
I'm very happy to be here
I'm very lucky because my ex got remarried to a very nice man
I'm watching you
I'm your father dominic your father
I'm your father you're gonna have to learn to trust me and do what I say do you understand
I'm your mother aren't i
I've been after crisp for four years and she's gonna let my key witness walk it out of here
I've been searching for you for five long years
I've been working undercover for a long time
I've never seen anyone so little eat so much
If he bites you you get rabies and die
If he does it again I press charges
If he wasn't going to counseling I could see the point of saying something
If I lost dominic I don't think I could go on living
If I need a ticket fixed i'll call you sweetheart in the meantime stay the hell out go on
If joyce is crisp's wife she's got to cooperate and tell us about the money or she gets no police protection
If she wants police protection she'll better come up with the money
If you didn't take the money then why is he after you
If you don't mind waiting i'll just wrap it up for you
If you were a bird and lived on high you'd lean on the wind when the wind came by
If you were any stiffer we could take you surfing
In here this is my secret hiding spot
Is everything okay
Is he a basketball coach
Is it safe
Is she is she really
Is your daddy a fireman
Is your wife okay sir compared to what
It belongs to a guy in san diego who only uses it for two weeks during the ski season
It felt great
It is the season
It is your job and i'm stuck with it
It was easy
It wasn't a little overcooked no al dente
It wasn't overcooked
It went that well huh
It's a great shot of an ear
It's a real nice healthy place where they're living it snows in winter there
It's all right i'm a police officer
It's all right no harm in trying
It's going to be hard for you to understand but you got to believe me
It's got to be her
It's him mom
It's murder one this time
It's my birthday
It's my second day
It's not a tumor! #tumor #headache #kindergarten cop #arnold schwarzenegger #migraine
It's not a tumor! it's not a tumor at all
It's not your fault
It's okay i'm a fireman I help people
It's okay it's okay i'm not going to hurt you i'm not going to hurt you
It's only water don't be scared
It's still in great shape
It's story time mr kimble
It's the best I could do
It's time now to turn this mush into muscles
It's true! I don't have to justify myself to you!
It's very nice to see you all again
Ja
Ja me too
Ja why weren't you happy
John are you there
John is a bit unusual well you are
Joyce
Joyce wait! wait!
Joyce!
Joyce! dominic!
Joyce! joyce!
Just don't throw up on me
Just hold on i'm right here good boy all right just hold on okay just hold on
Just let me handle this myself mother I know what i'm doing everything is under control
Just sit down okay
Just tell me what you have danny and i'll take good care of you
Just wait here a minute
Just what I need
Keep looking check for offshore accounts under dominic's name
Kimble hold on a second i
Kimble not again!
Kimble this might not be her
Kimble's been on this a long time
Ladies and gentlemen mr john kimble
Ladies! ladies surprise
Lasers I think I know where he is
Last one to the table is a rotten banana!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone! (2)
Let go of me!
Let go!
Let me go! no! let me off of him!
Let me just get this and i'll be right out
Let me just start reading
Let me take care of cindy she'll make crisp I guarantee it
Let's find a restaurant
Let's just say i'm not going to offer to cook her dinner
Let's talk about it what do you mean no money
Let's welcome him into our community and hope that he considers staying on a permanent basis
Like crisp
Like what
Like what (2)
Listen can we talk business
Listen crisp knows where you are he could be here any minute
Listen he's a dead ringer for crisp look
Listen I was just thinking maybe we should take a wild stab at getting to know each other before we have to pretend we're married
Listen i've got to tell you the truth
Listen you got to handle this like any other police situation
Listen! just listen
Look I just want to get out of here and go home
Look man i'm a cop
Look nobody around here knows anything about this I can't even believe I told you you have to promise me you won't tell anyone
Look you're going to be out of here in a few days
Looked great he looked very healthy
Man you gotta check out of here this stuff will kill you
Manicure mr crisp
March two three four march two three four
March! one two three four
Mary you first
Matthew I sent you to the principal's office because you punched jenny
Maybe
Maybe it was the burrito or it could've been the sausages I don't think it was the crab salad it couldn't have been the donuts excuse me
Maybe your best isn't good enough
Me well there was an opening for a kindergarten teacher
Meet my very good friend phoebe o'hara
Mi papa trabaja en la casa y el juega con migo mucho
Mind if I talk to my friend a little bit
Mmm hmm
Most kindergarten children can't read yet my son can
Mother got this great surprise for junior
Mother you are going to make him sick you stuffed all this crap down in my throat for years and it was nothing wrong with me
Mr crisp you will be remanded into custody until your trial
Mr kimble are you all right
Mr kimble I need to go real bad
Mr kimble miss schlowski will see you now
Mr kimble!
Mr kimble! mr kimble!
Mrs hagley is a lot better than you
Mrs sullivan! mrs sullivan!
Much better
My boy
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash
My dad doesn't live with us anymore he lives in new york and drives a taxi my mom hopes he's going to die real soon
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money and then people use that money then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad
My dad is a Gynecologist #gynecologist #gynecology #occupation #career day #vaginas
My dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads
My dad um is a psychologist and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings and um that's it
My dad watches tv all day long
My dad works on computers and he's um the boss of his company and um he has a mustache and a beard
My dad's divorced my mom's divorced
My ex wife got remarried she doesn't want me to be part of his life
My hat
My husband has started counseling about this he's been going for three weeks now
My mom's a teacher in this school and she's a lot better than you too
My name is john kimble and I love my car
My name is ursula wonderful to meet you i'm visiting here from austria
My old lady left 'cause of the money yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you
My son doesn't even know me because of you
Nah he doesn't want to eat that he's a tough guy tough guys don't eat jell o
Neither am i
Next time my place
Nice huh
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you (2)
Nice to meet you too
Nice town hmm ahh! smell that fresh air
No
No (2)
No don't start this
No fear
No fear (2)
No he was not bad it wasn't his fault at all
No I was changing a tire and suddenly there she was across the street taking her kid into this school
No i'm not
No it's not fair! i'm not finished yet!
No it's when the daddy doesn't want to see his little boy anymore
No ja ja
No lineup no testimony so you can take your handcuffs and shove them up your ass!
No lowell
No monsters
No more complaining no more I have to go to the bathroom nothing!
No my wife had to stay behind to complete the sale of our home
No no
No no (2)
No no not since he was two
No no way
No no what's tough on sylvester is the fact his father left us for another man
No no you can't
No offense to o'hallahan but this is my case and I work alone
No sit down man
No that's not true he never bites
No this is no joke you took 3 million dollars
No two more days of this and he'll quit
No!
No! no
None of us are wearing makeup
Not exactly a job for you
Not just a good chef
Now anyone that was not born in astoria somewhere outside like california raise your hands
Now did danny ever say what crisp's wife looked like
Now how can you argue with that
Now I know you like that woman what is your problem
Now let me out of here!
Now let's everybody say good morning mr kimble
Now listen to me
Now miss o'hara is going to talk to you about something very important
Now the first thing the deputy trainees have to learn is to freeze whenever you hear this
Now the next time you hear this whistle each one of you get one toy
Now until mrs hagley comes back we have someone special to help
Now we're going to do something extremely fun
Now we're going to play another game
Now will you tell me something don't lie
Now write and say these words in which
Now you're mine
Number five that's him
O'hara meet kimble
O'hara says they think they've located the wife
Obviously i'm not into baking cakes so I brought these little things to donate for the raffle prizes
Of course i'm glad he's in france and doesn't live nearby
Of course you're a genius henry
Oh
Oh (2)
Oh alex is his name
Oh and kimble the name's o'hara
Oh dominic dominic dominic is king of the mountain! way to go dominic here's your crown
Oh don't shoot don't shoot
Oh excuse me I forgot to introduce myself
Oh excuse me I forgot to tell you this is my ferret he doesn't bite don't worry
Oh god
Oh god (2)
Oh god I thought he'd forgotten about that
Oh good okay
Oh great well that was fast
Oh how could I say no to you
Oh I can't wait
Oh I hate feeling like this
Oh I hate this
Oh it's not a date I know
Oh it's so nice to see you again
Oh jeez uh hi how you doing
Oh kindergarten 6 year olds
Oh man the hallway's full of smoke
Oh my god
Oh no
Oh no (2)
Oh no wait a minute I want to start with the spicy chicken wings
Oh oh well that's a relief
Oh really I would never have guessed
Oh that uh that is uh
Oh this is terrible
Oh um class uh catherine can you take over for me please thank you
Oh well I got a bottle of wine for your big date
Oh yeah that's what you said before and you turned out to be a cop
Oh yes I do I know him well that's why I don't want him to get his hands on you and dominic
Oh you always exaggerate everything is always great terrific
Oh you can't do that
Oh!
Oh! i'd like to introduce you to our kindergarten teacher
Oh! it's okay honey
Ohh
Ok we start right here you
Okay
Okay here's the wife at 17 real name's rachel myatt
Okay hmm
Okay I want a rib eye steak with mashed potatoes and a large green salad
Okay i'll be careful
Okay i'm proud of you keep going
Okay next uh what's his name with his back to me
Okay now don't lag behind hold onto my hand stay together

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