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A better job? You got to trust me, all right?
A couple blocks just flip around.
A gum pro. Okay.
A hole. Yeah, an ass. A hole all the way.
A hotel, but just for the night.
A math work in a week, so I'm going to let's see about the job they got down there.
A microscope or anything.
A Perfect, su radio era false way just like to want will you's to please to meet.
A private section, it's more comfortable you want to go.
A time machine. It's a Portable Bone Density Scanner. A medical device I sell for a living.
About 8 minutes a day. Quite Good morning to you. My name is Chris Gardner. I'm calling from Dean Witter.
After four months we had sold all our scanners.
Agers when he'd leave me in the office. So I'm I'm used to being in a position where where I have to make decisions and.
Ah, Oh my God.
All day. My name is Chris Gardner calling for Mr. Michael Anderson. Yes, Sir, we're having a.
All right (5)
All right, all right, get in.
All right, all right. Thank you. Bye.
All right, come on, we'll push it together.
All right, go to sleep. I love you.
All right, here's your bulb and there's your ferret corn doctor.
All right, I got to go work on the scan.
All right, I gotta go work on the scanner.
All right, One week and you painted.
All right, you're you're sleeping with me.
All right.
All right.
All right. Go ahead.
All right. So I'm going to go out there. And leave the door open. I'll be right up the stairs. And I'll be able to hear you if you call me. Alright.
All right. You said that before when I got pregnant. It'll be fine.
All the information you'll need. Thank you very much for your business.
All we got to do is push this black button right here.
Already file an extension? Yeah, I gotta file another one.
Alright, is Fox spelled right?
Alright.
An adjective? No. Actually it's a noun, but it's not spelled right.
And a couple doctors offices, you know.
And a hug. I just had to show him I was good with numbers and good with people. Good morning.
And a penalty.
And expensive. Well, maybe next.
And feel. And tears are in your eyes. I'll drive a little more.
And friends just. Can. Can be found.
And good with people. Good morning, Mr. Good morning, James, Mr. Twist twistle.
And here I was again. Show up early.
And I ran all the way here from the Polk station, the police station.
And I remember thinking, how did he know to put the pursuit part in there?
And if so. How hard will we cry before? Something fades away.
And just one night. What happened?
And myself. All right, but I just I got to have some more time. I I got myself.
And night. Alright, alright, OK.
And one day when the fence is not so high, the road you took.
And one day where the fence is not so high, the road you took.
And take your money. Nobody.
And the why, why we talked about this. It's an eye in happiness. There's no why in happiness. It's an I.
And Walter Ribbon in his Pacific Bell pension money, which was millions.
And you and me money.
And you have to Jimmy that Jimmy What Jimmy?
And you owe me money. Yeah, you owe me $14.00.
And you want one of those?
And you're calling from Mr. Walter Ha. We were all working our way up call sheets to sign clients.
Another way, a far away.
Another way. I find his way.
Ants, I'm going to let you direct our fun. That's just not going to have any time soon. So, you know, come on, relax.
Anyone else who can take, I take care of him, maybe we can go and have social services pick him up.
Anything else? No.
Anything else? Nothing. Sure. Thank you. Thank you.
Apologize. I'm gonna get that tea.
Appointment the other day. Oh, you need to come up? Oh no.
Are we going to the church place? No.
Are we going to the game? I said possibly we're going to the game.
Are we really happy here with this lonely game we're playing?
Are we safe? Yeah, I think so.
Are we there?
Are we there?
Are you bringing it to the game?
Are you familiar with Tax Free Municipal?
Are you OK? Where were you thinking? What are you doing? I could have killed you.
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine, Christopher.
Are you standing for everything talking about?
Are you sure?
Around Ralph. All right, I got. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna need that money now. Not letting when I get.
As he's been watching TV, oh, little TV for history.
Asshole. Are you alright, asshole? Are you OK?
Awesome. Hey, let him win around.
Back down $0.25.
Back down.
Back from Monday, Feed the meter.
Back here, Bassett.
Back in there for board prep. Oh man, I remember mine and wires were only an hour, not three like yours we didn't do.
Back out, OK? It's not valuable. You can't sell it anywhere. I can't even sell it. And it's my job, right?
Back out. You know what I look like to the partners, Yes and as. A hole.
Back right now, just bringing bringing my son back. Grey.
Basketball. Hey, hey, hey. What do you mean you don't know that that's a basketball?
Basketball. You want to go play some basketball?
Be careful with that what?
Be certain that I'll be able to, OK.
Be here in 20 minutes. 20 minutes? Absolutely.
Be the the full amount. Well, you gotta pay each parking ticket, otherwise you're staying.
Because when I was young and I'd get an A on a history test or whatever, I'd get this good feeling about all the things that I could be. And then I never became any of them.
Being stupid. Yes, I know.
Being the last day and all, thank you. Thank you. We appreciate that.
Bone density scanner? How about that you want to do that?
Both of both of you. I was here first. I was here first. They told me that we.
Break it up. Go, go.
Bring back my Time Machine. Pretty much time to shave back.
But I had Christopher. I had to do in six hours what they do in nine.
But I know.
But I won't give up. Don't know 'cause you promised me you beat me at the auto. Range.
But just for the night. You can go back to The Cave if you'd like.
But you really pulled it off in there. Thank you very much, Mr. Twistle. Now you can call.
Bye, Mom.
Bye, mom. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
C'est la vie, c'est.
Call me. Yes, Sir. Absolutely. Thank you very much.
Calling from Dean Witter, I also wasn't drinking water, so I didn't waste anytime in the bathroom.
Calm down, I have to go back to work.
Can 9:30 tomorrow morning. What am I supposed to do with my son? What am I supposed to do with my son?
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
Can I make have my phone call please?
Can I say something?
Can we go to the park today after?
Can you at least put the dog upstairs in your room or something? But.
Can you breathe? He's good.
Can you feel it, baby?
Can you feel it, baby? You got me doing all the work.
Can you hear me? Do you trust me?
Can you spell everything you're thinking of? I think so, right?
Can't be too late that that's my money. How is somebody just going to just take my money?
Car. Yeah, sure, sure.
Catch you on the way in OK? I'd really love the opportunity to sit and discuss what may seem like weaknesses on my application.
Cause it won't be too long
Ceremony we got.
Certain that I could be of some assistance to you. Can you be here in 20 minutes?
Chris and we'll call you if we want to sit down. Yes, Sir. You have a great day. You too.
Chris Gardner I'm calling for Mr. Walter Ribbon. Concerning.
Chris Gardner, Hi. I wanted to drop this off to you personally and make your acquaintance. I thought I kept you on the way in.
Chris Gardner, I'm calling from Dean Witter. Yeah, Chris.
Chris Gardner, Pleasure.
Chris Gardner.
Chris Gardner.
Chris Gardner. Chris Gardner, good to see you again.
Chris Gardner. How are you? Good morning, Chris Gardner.
Chris i'll talk to you later
Chris Timber.
Chris, Chris, how are you?
Chris, Chris, how are you? I'm good. Are you doing?
Chris, Chris, Just come back when it's free.
Chris, Dr. Tell can't get back to meet you. I'm sorry.
Chris, go ahead. I have one.
Chris, hey.
Chris, hey. Hey, Ralph, I'm waiting.
Chris, I don't know how you did it dressed as a garbage man, but you really pulled it off in there. Thank you very much, Mr.
Chris, I'm leaving.
Chris, just come back when it's working. I have to fix it now.
Chris, sit down. Clear.
Chris, thank you very much.
Chris, thank you very much.
Chris, who is this?
Chris, yes, Mr. Ribbon, I would love to have the opportunity to sit with you to discuss some of our products and I'm certain that I could be of some assistance to you.
Chris, Yes, Tim, Broken Resources.
Chris, you got 5 bucks. I left my wallet upstairs.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris. Jeff 49.
Christopher coming here one 19120 double overtime.
Christopher Dad, let's move to this.
Christopher sit back, sit back. Thomas Jefferson.
Christopher staying with me.
Christopher.
Christopher. He's five years old, my baby.
City of San Francisco Does it have to be the the full amount?
Climb mountains. We all have to deal with mountain dentists. You know, mountains that go way up high and mountains that go deep and low.
Come back tomorrow. All the rooms are completely cool. That's it.
Come get out of the line. Both of them. Both of you.
Come in here, man.
Come on
Come on, come on, come on. Wait. Watch out. Don't step in the fire. We're Cavemen and we need this fire because there's no electricity and it's cold out here. Okay.
Come on, come on. Wait. Hey, that's my spot.
Come on, finish up.
Come on, I'm Jimmy in it.
Come on, man. Why? Why you? Why you?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Bye.
Come on. Come on, Rodney. Come on. Let's come get out of line.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hey.
Come with me. Yes, Sir. Let me see if I can find you an application for our internship. I'm afraid that's all we can do for you.
Coming back without it. Goodbye and good riddance.
Crews living with me agree with what I said.
Cynthia from work is for adults. Chris can use it. She didn't know.
Dad we need to get it!
Dad, look at me. Dad.
Dad, when's mom coming back? Dad, when's mom coming back? I don't know.
Dad, where are we going? I don't know.
Dad, where you going?
Dad, where you going? What did I say?
Dad, why don't we move to a motel?
Dad, you don't have a shoe.
Dad! dad!
Dad! dad! dad! dad!
Dad. Dad. Wake Dad.
Dave, come on. Come on, come on.
Day you should probably do your sales calls. I need you to.
Day's got some damn story. Hey, Roy. Roy.
De.
De.
Dean Witter, because I have some very, very valuable information on what's called a text of.
Dean Witter, yes. Hi.
Dean Witter, yes. Hi.
Dean Witter. Oh, hi. Hi.
Deborah, someone's asking for you. He's outside. He's coming.
Did Linda and Christopher come in here? No.
Did Mom leave because of me?
Did you forget? Forget what? I'm not supposed to have any of those. Yeah, I know you have two now.
Did you get it, Ralph?
Did you have a nickname? What, 10 gallon head?
Did you hear me? You are so sweet.
Did you pay the taxes?
Did you see me?
Did you what? I said. Let's go.
Did you?
Discuss it with you. I appreciate it. You just don't need it, Chris. It's unnecessary, inexpensive. Well, maybe.
Do my best to please you when I do what's right.
Do prior to going to work at winter. I have a meeting after the game.
Do you like it?
Do you like it? Yeah, it's very funny, man. Give me here.
Do you mind go ahead?
Do you mind? Go ahead. Good talking to you, Sir.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you. Do you hear me?
Doesn't seem to be functioning right now.
Doing Before you were arrested, I was painting my apartment.
Doing good. How you getting along? Good. I'm good. You doing good?
Dollars a month. If he's going to be sitting around watching TV all day, we're taking him out of here.
Dollars, you you help me hand these out.
Don't do that. You can get hurt.
Don't don't even think something like that.
Don't ever let somebody tell you. You can't do something. Not even me.
Don't get happy, but Christopher's living with me.
Don't move. Don't move. Stick.
Don't talk to me like that right now.
Don't trust me now. Whatever. I don't care.
Don't unlock, you have to Jimmy it.
Donna, get up, man.
Doors are closed. Please stand clear of the door.
Dress yet?
Drove me two blocks, Wayne. That's 200 yards it's been.
During these 20 years, our population has only increased by 23.3% the federal budget.
Dust and shit all over the place trying to keep a clean house.
Each side This little cube is the gift sensation of 1981.
Easy as it looked. No, Sir. No Sir, it wasn't.
Easy. I struggle with the with the essay question on the fact. What did you write? Essay question on the back.
Economic condition. You won't like it. I didn't like it, but we.
Ellison Jones.
Elsie Yeah, looking I'm running a little late for a sales call I was, I was wondering if.
Exciting. Not quitting on the shed, are you?
Excuse me, when is somebody going to clean this off? Hold on.
Face I've seen an old friend of mine. Do you mind?
Familiar with Tax free municipal, I learned to finish my work quickly. I had to finish quickly. To get in line at glide by 5.
Far away from buses and noise and my constant disappointment and my 10 gallon head. And myself.
Favors for freakish our office manager all day.
Feeling underrated and unappreciated.
Few minutes before the 49ers Monday Night Football, buddy.
Fine, there's no parking near hospitals.
Fine. Thank you for asking. Yeah. First day in there. So exciting. Not.
First, I was here first. They told me that we had to be here on time. I got here one time. I was in line.
Five is 5 is good. Five is lovely. Thank you. Thank you.
Fix this and sell it. There's some glass work. Stop right there.
Football buddy? Yes, Sir. Thank you very much.
For a living. Thank you very much for the opportunity to to discuss it with you. I appreciate it. You just don't need it, Chris.
For Christopher. From who Cynthia from work.
For my birthday? Yeah. What did you what did you put on there?
For over a month, he said. You're smart.
For that、we gonna back cumin one sean the backs。
For what? Oh, she about her job there.
Four months, Wayne. I need my money. I need my money. I need my money right now.
From Dean Witter in order not to waste anytime, I wasn't hanging up the phone in between calls.
From the start. Oh. His head and back.
Funny what you remember.
Funny what you remember. There was a beautiful girl in that class. I can't remember her name, but her face was seen.
Gallon head What's that? I grew up.
Game. Yeah. You ready? Give me a call. You know, I never actually got your number.
Garder's Day, that's my way.
Get all the right moves here. Thanks, Chris.
Get my money, Wayne.
Get ready for bed. Yeah, put your plate in a SEC.
Get the hell out of here then, Linda. Get the hell out of here, Kristen.
Get the hell out of here. Christopher is staying with me.
Get them over to us. So they gotta be going out there golfing.
Get up. Stand up. Come on.
Getting my legs down. Please, please, please.
Go ahead. I have one. OK, write this number down so you can call my secretary, Janice, and she can give you all the specifics.
Go deep and low. Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide we sing about them.
Go for anything. All right, come on. Open him up. Open him up.
Go play some basketball, OK? All right.
Go work on the scan. I'm gonna be. I'll be right outside the door. Right.
Go.
God in a man's masquerade.
Going out there, golfing. Awesome.
Good job.
Good luck, Chris. Thank you.
Good luck, Chris. Thank you. Thank you.
Good luck, Chris. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Good morning, James, Mr. Twistle, Chris Gardner.
Good morning, James. Whistle.
Good morning, Mr. Frankish. What's up?
Good. I'm good. You doing good.
Goodbye, Mr. Sheet.
Goodbye.
Goodbye. I'll see you. See you soon.
Goodbye. Yep, I was running in the street.
Got a interview at Dean Witter for for internship. And I got it.
Got going over at Morgan Stanley and I really, I think you're going to be blown away point blank.
Got it. So I'm going to stand out in my program.
Got my job. I don't understand.
Got painters coming in All right, look, I need more time to natural.
Got to got to see somebody else.
Gotta head out. That's it for today. Come back tomorrow, all the.
Grace. Grace. Don't jerk me around, OK, Chris.
Gracias.
Green light from Walter Ripples. I have no minutes. I'm supposed to present commodities to Roma. Could you?
Green What do you like this green?
Guys that from their packed bell and I'm trying to bring them over and get them over to us so they.
Hang on to these. I have backups in my desk.
Happy anymore? I'm just not happy then Don't get happy, Linda. Just go get happy.
Have to work for what?
Have you seen that Linda, Linda and Christopher? No. You catch another game last night. You didn't see that 118111?
He called the English the disturbers of our harmony. And I remember standing there that day thinking about the disturbance of mine.
He doesn't know where it is, though.
He said. You're smart. I like to think so.
He says he's been watching TV.
He should have seen me out there today. Somebody had.
He took your ass. I'm sorry.
He was at the park, he said. It was a time machine.
He's fine, all right, Just all right, take him to the park and and bring him back, all right.
He's five years old.
He's Mr. Reuben.
Head Are you OK? I'm fine.
Hell, am I supposed to be out of here by tomorrow? I got painters coming in, all right.
Hello everybody, we have 4 spots left and that's all.
Hello Mr.
Hello, Chris.
Hello, Jesus Jesus children.
Hello, Mr. Ribbon.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hey, yeah, sorry. Sorry I couldn't make it home one time.
Help me hand these out. This is going to be your Bible. You'll eat with it. You'll drink. It was simple.
Here who's gonna be somebody? That person is going to be the guy who can turn this into this 800.
Here you go.
Here you go. Alright. I've had a few ideas already. Absolutely. Hey.
Here, Christopher is staying with me. You're the one that dragged us down. Did you hear me?
Here's my number. Call me, OK?
Hey Christopher, I'm fine. Let me see.
Hey dad i'm going pro i'm going pro!
Hey dad, listen to this. Knock knock.
Hey man, do you have 5 minutes? Actually I just got a green light from Walter Ribbon.
Hey RJ, I'm doing fine.
Hey Roy, Roy, can you can you beat your little rug? When nobody's out here? It's dust and shit all over the place.
Hey, baby, what happened? No.
Hey, baby.
Hey, can you still hear me?
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris. Hey, good morning, Mr. Frankish. What's up?
Hey, Chris. Hey.
Hey, Chris. Hey.
Hey, Christopher today. Oh no you don't, Chris. I'm.
Hey, come on, let's go.
Hey, Dean Witter. Yeah, of course.
Hey, Dean.
Hey, did you have you seen Linda, Linda and Christopher?
Hey, don't you ever take my son away from me again. Can you hear me?
Hey, get back here.
Hey, hey, everybody.
Hey, hey, Ralph. I'm waiting, all right.
Hey, hey, wait, wait.
Hey, listen, I need the rent. I can't wait anymore.
Hey, man, you're missing a shoe. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Thank you.
Hey, Mina. I.
Hey, Mom.
Hey, Mr. Frankish. Hey man, do you have 5 minutes?
Hey, somebody stole one of the scanners I had to run, old girl.
Hey, that's my spot.
Hey, this part of my life. This part here. It's called running.
Hey, what do you want?
Hey, where's it from?
Hey, why don't you just put that in your car?
Hey, why don't you leave it?
Hey, yeah, how you doing? This is Chris Gardner calling for Doctor Delsey.
Hey, you guys want to come with us?
Hey, you know what today is? What?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi baby. Come back without that, please.
Hi, Chris, Mr. Fran. Good to see you.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, Christopher. Does it hurt? Hey, Christopher, I'm fine.
Hi, hi. Hey.
Hi, how you doing?
Hi, my name is Chris Gardner. The message is thank you very much for for inviting me into the program.
Hi.
Hi. Hey, Christopher. What are you doing up here? I came to a.
Hi. Hi. Chris Gardner. I have an appointment with Walter Ribbon.
High school? Yes Sir.
Hola cortana.
Hold on one second, all right.
Hold that butt. Hold it, hold it back.
Holly
Holly, Holly. The Christmas Stuff. Christmas stuff.
Holy cow.
Hours, hours, every day and I would actually perform medical procedures when he'd leave me in the office, so.
How are you? I'm fine. Listen, you still want to come in and talk? Yes, Sir.
How did he know that?
How did you get so smart?
How do you know Bonanza? You watch it at Missus Choose.
How far will you go? I will cry.
How is he?
How is he? He's fine, all right.
How many in the class 12 is a small town?
How much $8?
How much?
How you doing in here man?
How you doing? How you doing, Jay? I'm doing good. How are you getting along?
How you doing? I'm doing great.
Hurry.
I build a fence around you in a father's way.
I build a fence around you in a father's way. I try.
I can do it. No, you can't. No one can. It's bullshit.
I can't hear you
I can't hear you.
I can't wait anymore. Yeah, I'm good for that, Charlie. I'm. I'm gonna get it.
I didn't like it, but we have to face the truth and then go to work to turn things around. And make no mistake about it, we can turn them around.
I don't believe you can do this. Yeah, I can. Now you can.
I don't know. I talked to mom earlier. Everything is fine, OK?
I don't mind.
I don't understand. You don't understand what?
I don't. I don't want to leave it and maybe we're going to the game.
I even asked the landlord to take a picture.
I got him, I got.
I got hit by a car. Where?
I got it. I got to get back to the 16th man. That's what I want to do When I was younger, I want to see Jimi Hendrix do that guitar on fire.
I got to go.
I gotta go to Oakland and maybe we'll see.
I gotta have some more time. I got my son up in here.
I guess they want us to go to sleep.
I have a meeting after the game. You guys are going to the game. Oh yeah.
I have to fix it now. Look, I'll still be putting money into the office then, all right?
I have to go now. No, no, no. Just give me a second. I'm sure I can. I'm gonna be able to figure it out.
I have to go to Harris.
I hope not. Why not? Well, because some things are fun the first time you do them, and then not so much the next.
I hope so, Jay says. You're pretty determined. He's been.
I hope so.
I I don't know where they go. Come here.
I know what it means. What does it mean it means?
I know you'll take care of them, Chris. I know that.
I know.
I know. I'm sorry about that. Look, I'm on my way right now. Are you already?
I like the back of my leg.
I like the back of my legs. Hey, goodbye, Mr.
I like to think so. And you want to learn this business? Yes, Sir, I want to learn.
I love you. I love you too.
I made my list for my birthday.
I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old.
I missed my ship. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that. Look.
I need my money right now, Wayne. Go get.
I need my money. I need my money.
I need to go. I'll, I'll bring, I'll bring this back. Thanks.
I needed to sell at least two scanners a month for rent and daycare.
I pay it back on five is 5 is good the.
I pay it back.
I promise. You don't all look like if you back out, you know what I'll look like to the partners.
I realized that by not hanging up the phone, I gained another 8 minutes a day.
I really have to go, Chris.
I really messed it up.
I still remember that moment.
I sure. Thank you, Sir Chris.
I think I got stung by a bee. You all right?
I think I should make a list. What do you mean for your birthday gifts?
I think so, right? That's good.
I thought I didn't know you did now.
I thought I'd wear a shirt today, you know, being the last day and all.
I thought we stayed at a hotel, a hotel, just for the night.
I thought we stayed at a hotel.
I told you because I'm getting a better job.
I trust you.
I trust you. I just.
I try to feel what it is you're going through 'cause I've played many ways.
I want to go home.
I was in line. I came from work. I got my son. I was here to tell.
I was not aware of that. My circumstances have changed some and I need to be certain that I'll be able to just.
I was waiting for Witter resource head J Twist.
I was wondering if, yeah, Osteo National.
I.
I'd have to sell one more to pay off all of those tickets under my windshield wiper.
I'll be right here.
I'll bring him back around 6:00.
I'll just be a little while, OK? I'll be right here.
I'll pay you back honest
I'll pick them up from daycare tomorrow, but I'm going to go right. You can just, you can drop them off and I'll pick them up.
I'll say, but I was also first in my radar class in in the Navy and that was a class of 20.
I'll say.
I'll talk to you later.
I'm a stockbroker, stockbroker. Had to go to college to be a stockbroker.
I'm a stockbroker.
I'm afraid that's all we can do for you. See this is satellite office.
I'm Bonanza. How do you know Bonanza?
I'm Chris Gardner.
I'm fine. Remember Hazard, you signed 31 accounts for us from Pacific Bell.
I'm going to New York, Chris.
I'm going to New York.
I'm going to try to get home by 6. I'm a.
I'm gonna go down and see about this and I'm gonna do it during the day.
I'm gonna pick me up today. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm gonna try to get home by 6. I'm gonna stop by a brokerage firm after work.
I'm good for that, Charlie. I'm gonna get it. Why don't you go two blocks over the Mission in the motel? It's half what you pay here.
I'm good. How you doing? Fine. Thank you for asking.
I'm his mom, you know. He should be with his mom. I should have him, right?
I'm in a competitive internship at Dean Witter.
I'm in that role. I'll paint it myself.
I'm just taking you. I'm going to kill you.
I'm just, I'm going to be right out. Leave the door open a little bit and I'll be able to hear you if you call me.
I'm OK.
I'm on my way right now. Are you alright with Christopher? I'm leaving.
I'm on your side. Winter, you like it?
I'm pretty sure I can do it. You can't.
I'm ready.
I'm so darn glad he let me try it again cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin
I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
I'm so sorry. Kicking your ass. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. They shouldn't live, should I promise.
I'm the type of person, if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm going to tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer.
I'm the type of person.
I'm tired.
I'm waiting. All right. I got that for you, Ralph. I'm gonna get that for you.
I've been sitting out there for the last half hour trying to come up with a story that would explain my being here. Dressed like this.
Idiot.
Impossible. I can do it. No, you can't.
In 1960, our federal government payroll was less than $13 billion. Today it is 75 billion.
In Good Riddance, you ain't had to add the good riddance part.
In my desk and you have to Jimmy that Jimmy.
In plane to something and I couldn't think of anything.
In September. That deficit is larger than the entire federal budget in 1957.
In the bathroom, Yes, I'd love to have the opportunity.
In the company's pocket, your board last.
Information on what's called a text of kidding. Thank you, Sir.
Internship 1200. Building is Medley Industrial Oil.
Into the program. I really appreciate it and I'd be very pleased to accept your invitation.
Into this 800,000 in Commission dollars.
Investing and have money to invest now, Chris. Yes, Sir.
Is out of control and we face runaway deficits of almost $80 billion for this budget year that ends September 30th.
Is that fair enough?
Is that OK? I don't know what you think.
Isn't chosen. It's not a simple pass fail, it's an evaluation tool we use to separate applicants.
It gave a slightly denser picture than an X-ray for twice the money.
It is.
It is. No, it's not.
It seemed we were making it.
It was a way to another place.
It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson. And the Declaration of Independence. And the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It was simple. X number of calls equals X number of prospects, X number of prospects equals X number of customers. X number of customers equals X number of dollars in the companies pocket.
It was such a revolutionary machine.
It works.
It works. Thank you very much.
It'll be fine. So you don't trust me now?
It's $14.00, man, you always it's my $14.00. Go get my money. All of.
It's a puzzle measuring just three inches by three inches on each side, made-up of multiple colors that you twist and turn and try to get to a solid color on each side.
It's a time machine. Take me with you. This machine, this machine on my lap.
It's called running. Hi, Wait, wait, wait.
It's not a time machine. That it's not a time machine. That I said it was a time machine. It's not a time machine. It was wrong.
It's written as PPY, but it's supposed to be an I in happiness.
J Twistle.
Jay, yes, Sir.
Jay.
Jay.
Jeff Right, 49ers game.
Jimmy what? You have to Jimmy the key.
Just about 5 minutes. I have a meeting in there and I don't want to carry that in there looking small time.
Just filling out a check, paying some bills, kind of. Parking ticket.
Just get your stuff. She told me she was coming to pick me up today.
Just had someone cancel come now and give you a few minutes before the 49ers Monday night.
Just keep it for the night and I'm and just one night.
Just love the opportunity to sit with you briefly. I'm going to Noise Alley, Chris. Take care yourself.
Just move it to the other side of Samson. There's streets sweeping their spaces. Hang on to the.
Just out of here. Why?
Just right by the office.
Just this office. You can see we got to help a lot of applications here, so normally I have a.
Kids And what does possibly mean? I know what it means.
Kill you trying to cross the street.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody here.
Lay here. Listen, Chris, I need you out of here in the morning.
Learning on your own, Absolutely.
Leaving Jim. Listen, we'll we'll get out of your way.
Let me ask you something. Are you happy? Because I'm happy, and if you're happy and I'm happy, then that's a good thing, right?
Let me guess.
Let me stop you right there. I wish I could help you. This is my son, Christopher.
Let's get ready for bed.
Let's go. Hey, you know this is true.
Let's go. Just out of here.
Let's go. Let's get yourself.
Let's see. That's all I ever do.
Like I said, it's part of my life. It's called being stupid.
Like this and and I wanted to come up with a story that would demonstrate qualities that I'm sure you all admire here. Like like earnestness or diligence and team playing to something.
Linda, Linda.
Linda, wait a minute. Hold on.
Linda. Linda.
Listen, we'll get out of your way again, thank you very much. And I'm sorry about the other day and I hope that we can reschedule for later this week. You got it.
Listen, you still want to come in and talk? Yeah, sorry. Absolutely.
Look a small time. Here's dollar. I'll give you more money when I come back out, OK?
Look at that.
Look, I need more time than that, Joe. I'll paint. Paint.
Looking for? What to say?
Looking to retire at about the same time we'd like to retire and maintain the same lifestyle without paying a lot of taxes. So basically.
Lord don't move that mountain give me strength to climb it
Love to have the opportunity. OK. No problem at all Sir. Thank you very much.
Lunch. Actually this Thursday. OK. Next time. All right. I'm gonna hold you to that. OK. Yes, thank you.
Make every side in the same color.
Make it home one time, Chris. I missed my ship, yeah.
Make your acquaintance. I thought I'd catch you on the way in, OK?
Maman.
Man, I got two questions for you. What do you do and how do you do it?
Man.
Mark, I got my son. I was here with that. We were here one time.
Maybe next quarter, it's possible.
Me around. OK, Chris. I'm not jerking you around, Ralph. All right, I got. I'm gonna get it.
Me for this. You stood here. Listen, there's no salary. No. I was not aware of that. My circumstances.
Means we have a good chance. What does possibly mean?
Means what does it mean? It means that we're not going to the game.
Mom coming back. I don't know, Christopher.
Mom left because of mom, and you didn't have anything to do with that, OK?
Money. No warning, nothing.
Morning, morning. Feel so lonesome in the morning.
Morning, morning. Morning.
Mr. Garr.
Mr. Michael Anderson, But yes Sir, we're having a lunch actually this Thursday.
Mr. Ribbon.
Mr. Ribbon. Hello, Sir, my name is Chris Gardner. I'm calling from Dean Witter.
Mr. Ribbon. Yes. How are you, Sir? Chris Gardner? Dean Witter.
Mr. Ronald Fryer, Mike, good morning to you Sir. My name is Chris Gardner and I'm calling from Dean Witter because I have some.
Mr. Twistle, Chris Gardner. Hi.
Mr. Twistle, listen, this is this is a very important I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Mr. Twistle. Yeah. Hi. Hi.
Mr. Walter Ribbon Concerning. Yes, ma'am. I'm calling from Dean Witter.
My captain america!
My money. Did Wayne really get really dumb? Man, it's $14.00. Man, you always.
My money. Listen, I that's all the money that I have. You cannot go into my bank. No.
My nickname. We picked nicknames.
My sister's boyfriend. Open a restaurant and they may have a job for me there, so.
My spot.
My stolen machine. Unless she was with a guy who sold them too.
My wallet upstairs. Let me go, run out, run up and grab that for you, Mr. Frank.
National Bone Density Scanner, a company I bought into prior to going to work at winter.
Navy That's that's not the heat.
Near hospitals, that's what happens when you're always in a rush.
Night here. I have to pick up my son verify at 9:30 tomorrow morning.
No one can. It's bullshit. No, I'm pretty sure I can do it.
No Rush. Thanks anyway very much. Maybe next quarter, it's possible.
No Sir. No Sir, it wasn't.
No thank you guys will save me and another ball came by, said do you need any help? And he said no, thank you, God will see me.
No, come on. What's that? An Osteo national bone density scanner.
No, I am not happy anymore. I'm just not happy.
No, I don't know what happened. Yeah. I got hit by a car.
No, I'm gonna have to file an extension.
No, I'm OK.
No, I'm. I'm OK. Yeah, listen, whatever happens. You've done a fantastic job, Chris. I mean that.
No, I've got to go to Oakland. So I gotta get Christopher home, feed him, bait him, get him in bed and be back here by 7:00.
No, it was the 25th of September.
No, it's 9.
No, no, I can't. I can't spend the night here. I have to pick up my son.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Give me my money. Get in my legs down.
No, no, no, no. Stop the stop the. Stop. Stop.
No, no, no. Now.
No, no, no. Where'd you get you?
No, Sir. That's it. Thank you very much. Bye, bye.
No, thank you.
No, thank you. God will see me, Did he? John didn't want to heaven. And he said, God, why didn't you save me?
No, that's money. I like that one.
No.
No.
No.
No. It's not actually a box, it's it's a private section. It's more.
Not fun in north away.
Not sure.
Not what this probably mean. It means we have a good chance.
Now not letting When I get it, You get it, Ralph.
Now the 22 home.
Now, Chris, Yes, Sir. Would you give me some coffee?
Now, Wayne, go get my money.
Now. Just just sell what's in your contract, get us out of that business, Linda.
Numbers. Right? Now the problem numbers.
Of course.
Of mine questions I had whether all this was good. Whether I'd make it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh no no one's gonna bring me down
Oh no.
Oh oh wow, you you really messed it up.
Oh yeah, possibly.
Oh yeah, what's it say?
Oh yeah. Lion, lion, lion.
Oh, Chris. I almost forgot.
Oh, hi. Hi. This is my son, Christopher. Hi.
Oh, I'm going to need to take you with me this weekend.
Oh, it's OK. Come on, you got one. Which one?
Oh, like. A. Trouble water. I will lay neither.
Oh, no, you don't. I'm back on at 7:00.
Oh, you didn't know? What? Why?
Oh, you know, we're not. When I was a kid, I could go through a math book in a week, so.
Oh, you need to come up? Oh, no. Actually we were in the neighborhood visiting a very close friend of ours and and I I just wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you for your time. I know yo...
Oh.
OK, 41541564.
OK, baby.
OK, come on. Right here. Right here. Go, go, go.
OK, let's take a break. Be back in 10.
OK, OK, kids in the back.
OK, OK, let's just try Glide Memorial. The building looks up at 5:00, so if you hurry up and get over there, 'cause it's a line.
OK, OK.
OK, Sir.
OK, they'd stay till 7:00, but I had Christopher.
OK, what's that say on the back of your bag?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. All right, then we're gonna go sell a bone density scanner. How about that?
OK. Did you see it? I lost my shoe.
OK. Thank you.
OK. Yeah. I don't know, you know, you'll probably be about as good as I was. That's kind of the way it works, you know. And I I I was below average, you know, so.
On one of those? Oh, it's OK.
On seminar? Oh, yes, Sir, Absolutely. Yes, Sir.
One day a man was drowning in the water and a bull came by and said, do you need any help? He said. No, thank you, God will save me.
One intern was hired at the end of the program from a pool of 20.
One of our many financial plans. In essence, you reel them in, we'll cook the fish.
One of the scanners I had to run old girl down.
One too many, apparently. Has he ever dressed like this? No. No. Jacket and tie.
Only women and children. And then he can stay here, but you have to find someplace else to go.
Open. Open. Open.
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