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A sign of what
A splinter
About what what were you dreaming about
Absolutely not
According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes
Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
After you panda
All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me!
All right all right
All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here
All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye
All right! yeah let's go!
All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed
Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2)
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3)
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4)
And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know!
And finally master tigress!
And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke
And here I am saying you got no sense of humor
And I can control where to plant the seed
And it was my pride that blinded me
And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior
And shifu had to destroy what he had created
And the five!
And then he turned bad and now he's in jail
And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene
And what level is that
And when the boy showed talent in kung fu
And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt
Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something
Are we clear
Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me
Are you ready I was born re
Are your students ready
Backwards fist pound
Behold tai lung
Behold the dragon scroll it is yours
Belly Gong!
Big fan!
Blank I don't I don't understand
Bring it up!
Buddy I am the dragon warrior
But a peach cannot defeat tai lung!
But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit!
But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles
But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i
But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's
But how could he
But how how I need your help master
But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will!
But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream!
But if you insist
But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused
But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five
But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake
But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero
But that was before before what before tai lung
But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall
But when oogway said otherwise what did you do
But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior
But who will stop tai lung
But yes you have done awesome
But you will have the one thing that no one else does
Can I do a quadruple back flip
Can I punch through walls
Can we please go now
Can we run now yes
Can you imagine me making tofu tofu
Careful! that soup is sharp
Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis!
Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior!
Come back!
Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient!
Come little one let's find your mama
Come on come on! almost there
Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs
Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style
Come on son let's get back to work
Come on tai lung is on his way here right now
Come with me
Coming!
Confused
Crane height
Crane light the way
Crane!
Crossbows
Crossbows! at the ready!
Cut it!
Dad dad dad it was just a dream
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail
Disc Of Destruction
Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master!
Don't have to
Don't stand that close I can smell your breath
Don't tell monkey
Don't tempt me
Don't try and stop me
Don't worry about it just go!
Done well done well i've done awesome!
Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now
Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good
Encouraging hug
Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort
Enjoy
Enough talk let's fight!
Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible!
Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage
Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior
Even mantis has those thingies
Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3)
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance
Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll!
Excellent
Except for you mantis you're about the same
Excuse me pardon me sorry
Face iron ox and his blades of death
Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Finally!
Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine!
Fire crossbows! fire!
Fire!
Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home
Focus focus focus
Forgive us master we have failed you
From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me
Give me the scroll!
Go ahead panda show us what you can do
Go!
Good
Good I can't wait to get started
Good morning master!
Good night, sleep well
Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep
Good to be back
Good to have you back son
Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin
Great
Guys guys I know about tai lung
Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open
Have you finished sight seeing
He actually knows the secret ingredient
He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness
He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared
He has gotten stronger
He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him
He is so mighty!
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
He tried to take the scroll by force
He wanted the dragon scroll
He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness
He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident
He wasn't just a student
He won't get far archers!
He'll destroy everything and everyone
He's coming this way!
He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that
He's not going to quit is he
He's quit
He's too fast!
Hello
Help him oh dear
Here look
Hey dad
Hey guys
Hey how's it going
Hey tough guy did you hear
Hey watch it!
Hey!
Hey! (2)
Hey! get out of the way!
Hey! maybe I can start with that
Hey! open the door! let me in!
Hi
Hi you're up I am now
Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little
Him who you me
Hit it
How can we repay you
How did I do there is now a level zero
How do you get 5
How do you know you're not looking at her
How how how
How interesting
How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior
How's that
I am very proud to have been your master
I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape
I could use some good news right now
I didn't say anything
I don't know
I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son
I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie
I don't know! I don't know
I don't understand what master oogway was thinking
I don't want your apology I want my scroll!
I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet
I guess so
I have come home master
I have had a vision
I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you
I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen
I just my whole life I dreamed of
I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf
I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that
I know I know you're right I don't have
I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me
I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you!
I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going
I lied I don't dream about noodles dad
I love kung fu!
I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into
I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what
I mean i'm not like the five
I mean you don't belong in the jade palace
I now see that the way to get through to you is with this
I probably loosened it up for you though
I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu in the history of china in the history of sucking!
I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!
I said you are free to eat have a dumpling
I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom
I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist!
I sense the dragon warrior is among us
I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me could make me not me it was you
I think I just peed a little
I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago
I think there's been a slight mistake everyone seems to think that i'm
I thought we could stop him
I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better
I told you that dream was a sign yeah glad I had it
I understand you eat when you are upset
I vowed to train you and you have been trained you are free to eat
I was beginning to think i'd been forgotten
I was just some day huh
I was thinking maybe I could also sell the bean buns they're about to go bad
I will fight him
I will try
I would rather die
I'll give you a message for your master shifu
I'll tell shifu he has nothing to worry about
I'm a kung fu warrior! me too!
I'm coming at you with crazy feet
I'm feeling a little nauseous!
I'm glad shifu sent you
I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and universe juice
I'm gonna stop tai lung
I'm good i've seen enough
I'm just gonna wait right here
I'm not a big fat panda i'm the big fat panda
I'm not dying you idiot dragon warrior I am simply at peace finally
I'm not hungry
I'm s i'm sorry
I'm sorry brother I thought you said you were ready
I've been taking it easy on you panda but no more
I've got no claws no wings no venom
I've had a long and rather disappointing day so yeah I should probably get to sleep now
I've only seen paintings of that painting
If he's smart he won't come back up those steps but he will
Illusion yes
Im hungry
Im hungry #hungry #food #eating #kung fu panda #po
Impressive isn't it
Inner peace inner peace inner inner peace
Is that what this is i'm so sorry I thought it was just a regular peach tree
It is an historic day isn't it master oogway yes and one I feared I would not live to see
It is now
It is said that the dragon warrior can survive for months on nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe
It is time
It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity!
It takes years to develop one's flexibility! and years longer to apply it in combat!
It was never enough for tai lung
It was never my decision to make!
It's blank
It's impossible to open
It's just man i'm such a big fan!
It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this fat fur I was going to say fur
It's master oogway he wants to see you
It's nothing to worry about it's perfectly safe
It's nothing!
It's ok I didn't get it the first time either
It's shifu! of course it's shifu what do you think i'm doing
It's very impressive it's very impressive
Jack Black Kung Fu
Jack Black Kung Fu #dance #martial arts
Just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong
Just hit it
Just like that no sit ups no 10 mile hike
Just take the bowl!
Kablooey!
Know this old friend whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you
Kung Fu Panda
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend
Let go of me!
Let the tournament begin!
Let's begin
Let's get started
Let's go po
Lightning!
Listen oogway said that I was
Listen to me all of you it is time for you to continue your journey without me
Look at that
Look at this tree I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time
Look at you
Look it's the dragon warrior
Look you don't belong here
Look! the dragon warrior
Man you should've seen them! they totally hate me
Mantis
Mantis!
Mantis! (2)
Master
Master are you pointing at me
Master flying rhino's armor with authentic battle damage!
Master master
Master master shifu!
Master oogway wait
Master oogway will stop him he did it before he'll do it again
Master oogway you summoned me is something wrong
Master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior! today!
Master please let us stop tai lung this is what you've trained us for
Master shifu
Master shifu!
Master shifu! (2)
Master tigress!
Master tigress! I didn't mean to wake you just
Master your vision your vision was right
Master!
Master! master! I have it's it's very bad news
Master! shifu are you ok
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it to nurture it to believe in it
My time has come you must continue your journey without me
Never before had a panda been so feared! and so loved
No
No come on you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup
No he doesn't
No i
No I am forbidden to look upon
No I mean how did you get up there
No I meant you don't belong here I mean in this room this is my room
No i'll bring me back a souvenir
No i'm gonna use this you want it come and get it
No if the panda has not quit by morning then I will have failed you
No it was the dream
No master I didn't die I defeated tai lung
No need to explain
No no no!
No no wait! i'm coming! wait wait! yes!
No oogway was wiser than us all
No there is no such thing as level zero
No this this is just an accident
No you just need to believe
No!
No! it is not your destiny to defeat tai lung it is his! where'd he go
No! master! no no no don't die shifu please!
No! we all have our place in this world mine is here and yours is I know is here no it's at tables 2 5 7 and 12
Noodles don't noodles
Noodles you were really dreaming about noodles
Nope I figured it out skadoosh
Not going anywhere! neither is he!
Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win
Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win (2)
Not your fault who filled my head with dreams
Nothing
Nothing I just had a crazy dream
Nothing is impossible
Now listen closely panda
Now wait a minute that's a little uncalled for
Now what would it take to break I believe that you can bend
Now what would it take to break I believe that you can bend (2)
Now!
Now! (2)
Obeying your master is not weakness!
Of course i'm not the dragon warrior who am I kidding
Oh come on! face it he picked me by accident
Oh great 'cause I am hungry
Oh happy day!
Oh my
Oh no! no no wait!
Oh no! what's happening
Oh ok
Oh ok well I don't know if I can do all of those moves
Oh peeky hole
Oh really that's cool
Oh sorry about that
Oh that hurts!
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah!
Oh yes but no matter what you do that seed will grow to be a peach tree you may wish for an apple or an orange but you will get a peach
Oh yes you have a new favorite
Oh you know this hold
Oh you know this hold developed by master wuxi in the third dynasty yes
Oh zeng
Oh! the furious five!
Ok
Ok (2)
Ok (3)
Ok all right good night sleep well
Ok come on baby come on now
Ok don't cry ok
Ok here goes
Ok i'll tell him that
Ok ok take it easy
Ok right right
Ok so like oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all
Ok sorry I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was
Ok thanks
Ok yeah I mean I just ate so i'm still digesting so my kung fu might not be as good as later on
One must first master the highest level of kung fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
One thousand guards and one prisoner
One way in one way out
One would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu yeah or could at least touch his toes or even see his toes
Oogway cannot! not anymore
Oogway may have picked you but when i'm through with you I promise you you're going to wish he hadn't!
Oogway's finally goin' to give someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you
Or I could come at you snickety snake
Or monkey style
Order up! hope you like it
Our only hope is the dragon warrior the panda yes the panda!
Outnumbered a thousand to one but you didn't stop and then you just
Outraged tai lung laid waste to the valley
Panda Laughing
Panda Laughing #lol #laughing #animals #animation #cartoon #jack black
Panda loves Kung Fu
Panda loves Kung Fu #love #kungfu
Panda we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears
Panda! panda! wake up!
Po forget everything else your destiny still awaits
Po i'm sorry if things didn't work out it just wasn't meant to be
Po so that is his name po
Po what are you doing up there
Po you're alive or we're both dead
Po!
Po! get up!
Po! get up! you'll be later for work!
Po! let's go! you're late for work
Po! where are you going
Probably
Promise me shifu promise me you will believe
Property of crane
Put that down! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones
Quit don't quit
Read it and become the dragon warrior
Read it po and fulfill your destiny
Ready for battle!
Really so how did you get out of there alive
Selling noodles
Service with a smile
Shashabooey!
Shifu does i'm just the messenger
Shifu found him as a cub and he raised him as his son
Shifu loved tai lung like he had never loved anyone before or since
Shifu taught you well but he didn't teach you everything
Shifu there is just news there is no good or bad
Shifu trained him
Skindush Llamada
So for our next shop it's time to face it the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables no longer slices
So how does this work do you have a ladder or a trampoline or
So I should stop talking if you can
So nothing's wrong well I didn't say that
So that is how it's going to be
So where is this po did I scare him off
So why are you so upset
So why didn't you because it was a stupid dream
So you want to get to sleep i'm keeping you up
So you're the legendary dragon warrior
Someone broke that but i'm gonna fix it do you have some glue
Someone like me
Sorry a thousand pardons
Sorry dad
Sorry doesn't make the noodles
Sorry I should have come to you first
Sorry po
Sorry po we'll bring you back a souvenir
Sorry suck it up!
Stairs
Step forth
Stop it stop!
Stop it! i'm gonna pee don't don't! don't!
Stop wait! who told you to
Stop! i'm going to see the dragon warrior!
Stuck nah what stuck nah this is one of my yeah i'm stuck
Stuffing your face
Stuffing your face #food #hungry #eating #starving #kung fu panda #po
Sure you were
Tai lung does not leave that prison!
Tai lung has broken out of prison he's on his way
Tai lung has escaped from prison and you're acting like children!
Tai lung is free! I must warn shifu
Tai lung will return
Tai Lung’s Escape #kung fu panda #tai lung #escape #glowing eyes #awakened #woke up
Take us down
Thank you
Thank you don't mention it no really I appreciate ever
Thank you thank you po thank you thank you
Thanks dad
That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem
That is bad news if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him
That is how it must be
That is impossible! he is in prison
That is it!
That is no illusion master
That kung fu stuff is hard work right are your biceps sore
That scroll is mine!
That seemed a little awkward
That was awesome! let's go again!
That was just an accident!
That we use that for training children and for propping the door open when it's hot
That's good
That's my boy!
That's my boy! that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! yes!
That's what I thought
The dragon scroll
The dragon warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire!
The furious five!
The greatest kung fu teacher in all of china!
The invisible trident of destiny!
The journey's a lonely one so much more than we know
The legendary urn of whispering warriors said to contain the souls of the entire tenshu army
The mark of a true hero is humility
The panda master that panda is not the dragon warrior
The poor guy is just gonna get himself killed
The sacred hall of warriors! no way! look at this place
The scroll has given him power! no!
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
The sword of heroes! said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking
The thousand tongues of fire
The true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness and make him suffer for it
The universe has brought us the dragon warrior!
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full then he swallowed and then he spoke
The whole valley will be there and you'll sell noodles to all of them
The wuxi finger hold not the wuxi finger hold!
The wuxi finger hold!
Then why didn't you quit you knew I was trying to get rid of you yet you stayed
Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky
Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!
There are no accidents
There are no accidents (2)
There are no accidents yes I know you've said that already twice well that was no accident either thrice
There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
There is no secret ingredient
There is no secret ingredient it's just you
There's a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
There's no words no denying that
There's spots at the top let's go
Think I just peed a little
This battle is between you and me
This is a sign po
This is no longer your home and I am no longer your master
This is really good!
This is the birthplace of kung fu
This is the greatest day in kung fu history!
This is what you trained me for
This is where oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus
This will be easier than I thought
Those are hard!
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts
Tigress hugs Panda
Tigress you need more ferocity!
Tigress you've got to try this
Tigress!
Tigress! (2)
To make something special you just have to believe it's special
To take his strength and use it against him until he finally falls or quits
To the jade palace
To your battle stations! go! go! go!
Tongue out
Totally
Trust me it will
Unless you think the great oogway was wrong and you are not the dragon warrior
Upset i'm not upset what makes you think i'm upset
Viper gather the southern farmers mantis the north
Viper subtlety
Viper!
Wait a second!
Wait no
Wait wait it's just plain old noodle soup you don't add some kind of special sauce or something
Wait wait wait
Wait what happens when I read it no one knows but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat
Wait! bring it back!
Wait! my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve and may have also stopped his heart
Wait! wait wait wait! I bring a message from master shifu
Want to get something to eat yeah
Warriors prepare!
Watch me
We are noodle folk broth runs deep through our veins
We are noodle folk broth runs through our veins
We got big things tomorrow
We have to do something! we can't just let him march on the valley and take his revenge! he'll
We should hang out agreed
We were no match for his nerve attach
We're dead so very very dead not yet we're not
We're not really supposed to talk about him
We're not trying to stop you what we're coming with you!
We've got this help her
We've got to get them out safely
We've waited 1000 years for this!
Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me
Well I mean it's not like you were going anywhere
Well if he's going to stay here he should know
Well if we don't try we'll never know will we
Well you know i'm not a master but let's just start at zero level zero
What
What (2)
What (3)
What (4)
What (5)
What (6)
What (7)
What about you master
What are you doing
What are you doing (2)
What are you doing don't get him mad!
What are you doing here
What are you pointing
What are you wait! master! you can't leave me!
What did you do nothing!
What do we do now with the panda gone who will be the dragon warrior
What do you talking about this is amazing!
What does it look like i'm doing
What double the guard extra precautions
What I eat when i'm upset ok
What is that noise you're making laughter I never heard of it!
What no! oh no!
What now yes now
What oh nothing master shifu
What was I i was dreaming about noodles
What was I thinking
What was that
What were you doing up there all that noise
What what what what
What where is it
What you're serious and I have to
What??
What?? #what #surprise #huh #kung fu panda #dreamworks
What's going on where
What's he gonna do about it i've got him completely immobilized
When he walks the very ground shakes!
When you focus on kung fu when you concentrate you stink
Where's the dragon warrior
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size look at me i'm over here
Who are you
Who denied me my destiny
Who drove me to train until my bones cracked
Who tai lung stronger
Why don't you try again a little harder
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend
Work hard panda and maybe someday you will have ears like mine
Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down
Would you hit it!
Would you turn around sure
Wow! you're a really good cook I wish my mouth was bigger
Wrong!
Yeah
Yeah (2)
Yeah I know I disgust you
Yeah I stayed I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled it hurt but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me
Yeah it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level
Yeah of course this is your room
Yeah so i'm like fine you may be a wolf you may be the scariest bandit in haijin province but you're a lousy tipper
Yeah the furious five!
Yeah we're clear we're so clear
Yeah what else would I be dreaming about
Yeah yeah yeah of course
Yeah! excellent
Yes and see light in the deepest cave
Yes except that prisoner is tai lung
Yes look at you! this fat butt! flabby arms!
Yes master oogway
Yes master shifu!
Yes! I was but now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine
You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night
You are a natural why is that so hard to see maybe it's just because you keep on looking at me
You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup
You are free to eat am I are you
You are not the dragon warrior you will never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll
You are po
You are the dragon warrior
You are too concerned with what was and what will be
You can defeat him panda!
You can't defeat me
You cannot leave! a real warrior never quits
You did wow it is as oogway foretold
You don't believe that you never believed that
You don't belong here
You don't know how long i've been waiting for this moment
You doubt my prison security
You dragged me all the way out here for a bath
You guys were totally amazing at the battle of weeping river
You have brought peace to this valley and and to me
You have done well panda
You him he's a panda
You knew I was the dragon warrior you always knew
You know the hardest part of this the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards
You must believe
You picking on my friends get ready to feel thunder
You really believe i'm ready
You think i'm a fool
You think it's that easy that i'll just hand you the secret to limitless power
You think this is funny
You were about to point at tigress and that thing fell in front of her!
You were not meant to be the dragon warrior! that was not my fault!
You were saying
You will beat him because you are the dragon warrior
You will feel the universe in motion around you
You will never see that scroll tai lung never never
You you're just a big fat panda!
You'll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!
You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay you could be a work of art if you just go all the way
You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay you could be a work of art if you just go all the way (2)
You're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do you will be gone by morning
You're a panda what are you gonna do big guy sit on me
You're bluffing you're bluffing shifu didn't teach you that
You're forgetting your noodle cart
You're not my master and i'm not the dragon warrior
You're so much bigger than your action figures
You're stuck
You've only seen praying mantis
Your mind is like this water my friend when it is agitated it becomes difficult to see but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear
Your next opponent will be me
Your prison may not be adequate
Zeng! fly to chorh gom prison and tell them to double the guards double their weapons double everything!
'cause everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning
'cause everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)
(explosion)
(falls to the ground)
(makes kung fu fighting noises)
(po imitates bruce lee)
(po screaming in fear)
(urn breaks souls whisper)
(wings flapping sound)

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