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Airplane! is a 1980 American parody film written and directed by David and Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrahams. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour! It stars Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson.
Ex-fighter pilot Ted Striker is a traumatized war veteran turned taxi driver. His wartime girlfriend, Elaine Dickinson, now a flight attendant, leaves him before boarding her assigned flight from Los Angeles to Chicago. Ted abandons his taxi and buys a ticket on the same flight to try to win her back. After the in-flight meal is served, several of the passengers and the flight crew fall ill, including Captain Oveur. Passenger Dr. Rumack discovers that the fish served onboard caused food poisoning. With Elaine's help as co-pilot and Rex Kramer's guidance, Ted is able to land the plane safely with the passengers suffering only minor injuries, despite the landing gear being sheared off. The two watch as "Otto" takes control of the plane, inflates a female companion, and takes off. Rescue vehicles arrive to help unload the plane.

A couple points of interest. We're now flying over Hoover Dam and a little later on we'll pass just South of the Grand Canyon.
A little late tonight we've been waiting for you.
A lot of people made plans before the war. Like George zipped.
A third of the way along. Slight Crossman from the right, so be ready for it.
Abdul-jabbar you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Ability lane if you just give me one more two late.
About our relationship and that as much as anything else led to my drinking problem.
About the back door. There's juice in refrigerator.
Accentcare Should be able to see the runway at 300 feet.
Additive theory. I was patient with them and they were eager to learn. They seem to enjoy themselves.
Again, please, I'll be very direct. Everyone on this plane is in a desperate situation. Missed.
Against land that plane. Stan go upstairs to the tower and get a run with Diamond.
Ain't out on time. That isn't much of a chance, is it? I don't know.
Airline. Right?
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Airport there's some trouble on your husband's flight.
Airport. You can let yourself out the back door.
All aboard.
All right now everybody get crash position.
All right now, just listen carefully.
Already, Sir, it's Captain Mccroskey. It's Captain Roberts, captain Kramer. This Kevin Colosimo, captain Hinshaw. This captain Gatz, Captain Kramer Captain Gats Captain Hinshaw captain Roberts.
Alright OK here hurry.
Alright Steve, O space a few facts.
Alright striker, you better stay up there for a bit.
Alright, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock.
Alright, have a nice day. When I say thank you for flying Transamerica.
Alright, I'll need 3 minutes from the tower you new bar. You must see us.
Alright, I'm gonna level with you all.
Alright, now I want you to disengage the automatic pilot.
Alright. Stryker, you listen, you listen close.
Altitude 24,000 feet.
Altogether. It's an entirely different kind of flying.
And all the pieces on particular mission. Let's just hope that doesn't happen tonight.
And as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
And get a run like down there, Terry. Check down with you for emergencies.
And I can work things out. I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.
And I wanted to know if life had a purpose. And what it all means in the end?
And it helped shop. Don't get to say, 7UP.
And Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar. I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song. I'd love to.
And now. Don't be a fool, Stryker, you know what? A landing like this means you more than anybody. I am order.
And see what I can arrange. Gee, that'd be swell.
And take a guess for another two hours. No, no. I mean we can't land for another two hours. Fog is closed down everything this side of the mountains we've got to get through.
And there is only one river. There is only one C and it flows through you. And it flows through me.
And to run. Delain I promise I can change.
And unless we can climb on top, yeah, after the war I just wanted to get as far away from things as possible. So Elaine and I joined the peace core.
And what you're going to say, so save your breath.
And when just one for the zipper.
And you'll have to talk him onto the approach. So help me. You'll have to talk him right down to the ground.
Angeles Lakers I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else.
Angeline. He thinks he's a pilot still fighting the war.
Any word on that storm lifting over Salt Lake Clarence?
Asian film, I'll see if I can find some Dramamine.
At first they didn't know what to think of us, but soon we gained their trust.
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.
Awesome chairs only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Ax in the joy of life. Would you like something to read? Do you have anything light? How about this leaflet famous ******* sports legends? Yeah.
Back to you. In a minute, hold all takeoffs. I don't want another plane in the air.
Bad Axe. Excuse me Sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit.
Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
Banks.
Be ready for it. Land too fast. Use your emergency brakes. Red handles right in front of you. That doesn't stop you.
Bed Sometimes. Crew is up against it, and the brakes are beating the boys tell them to get out there and give it all they've got.
Been waiting for you to be first. Go ahead Clarence. I got it. How's the weather?
Below 700 now still going down three 675 six 5625 he's holding his soul.
Besides, I haven't touched any kind of plane in six years.
Besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
Better have you aboard Victor. This is Roger Murdock, Victor Basta. How do you do, Roger?
Better stay up there for a bit so it was a hard list. Will bring in I'll take.
Bill in the next half hour. Just how serious is it? Doctor extremely serious starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. Is the.
Bill.
Bill. Better get on board some.
Bill. It's just that whenever I start to talk about lane, I always get so carried away. I lose all track of time.
Blow their radar. When will you be? I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Bodies are down down.
Bodies on final now. But not all runway lights except niner.
Boner an hour ago. We have the heart here ready for surgery. We must have.
Boot. Of course you don't. No one does, it never happens, sorry.
Boss #4, what happened? Ted? What went wrong? The oil.
Both had fish. Why oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about? We'll be back to you very quickly.
Both pilots.
Both pilots. Can you fly this plane and land it?
Braucher Murdock I'm an airline pilot.
Brent also double checked the terminal forecast and winds aloft. I had bar ceilings all the way.
Bring it straight in. Yes, Sir, without a general bullet to suspend all meal service on flights out of Los Angeles. Tell all.
But I don't care. I don't have what it takes.
But our chances are the life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing. Finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane but who didn't have fish for dinner.
But that's not important right now. Tell the captain. I must speak to him, certainly.
Buying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
By Chicago I'm giving the orders and we're coming in.
C 123.9 Roger, right.
Call Jim River vomits at home.
Can I get you something?
Captain Clarence over I've got it. Thank you.
Captain over white courtesy phone captain clearance over white courtesy phone.
Captain, how soon can you land? I can't tell you can tell me I'm a doctor no, I mean I'm just not sure.
Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now.
Captain, one of the women passengers is very sick.
Cars for long headshot. Take over what kind of plane is? Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with red stripes and curtains in the window and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Cars in the spokes. First, I want you to get the field of play later will run down the landing procedure.
Central time. Temperature there is currently 62 degrees with a 20% chance of precipitation.
Chef no.
Chicago Air control back to you in a minute, hold on.
Chicago the passengers are beginning to panic.
Chicago this is Flight 20 niner we're at.
Chicken rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable ruling.
Chief, we got fog right down to the deck, every place east of the Rockies. Nope.
Child, could I borrow your guitar? I thought maybe I could cheer her up of course. Thank you. Thank you.
Chris and the ceiling and. You know I'm going down. Cap.
Clarence over over Roger.
Come on minute bakery miles off course it's impossible.
Come on up here you can see better joy. We have something here for our special visitors. Would you like to have it?
Come straight in. Got enough fuel left for two hours of flying.
Come.
Coming in too hot. You stop on the front porch for that.
Coming into some people. You're the only chance they've got.
Comma. Watch for that crosswind. Level it out.
Constant. Hello hello hello. EEE. Ben
Controllable flagellants until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of Jelly.
Core. Don late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. I could barely talk.
Court again over Lincoln, over and out.
Cream, no thank you. I take it black like my man.
Cuddy said, can't hang. Oh stewardess. I speak jive oh good.
Dad, what are you doing here? Elaine, I've got to talk to you.
Damn alright, give me ham on five hold the mail.
Damn it.
Danced. I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don't. But
Darling, take care of yourself goodbye Flight 2.
Darling. Have your picture taken the middle you get there. Send me one alright OK here.
Dave Cigarette Nelson
Denver it is sorry Clarence latest weather report shows everything socked in from Salt Lake to Lincoln.
Denver it is sorry.
Desperate situation, Mr Striker is the only hope we've got.
Dinner, well, we'll talk things over. I won't be back. I requested the Atlanta run.
Do you care to make a donation? No, but thank you anyway.
Do you feel alright, Sir?
Do you like a little whiskey man? Certainly not.
Do you want another phone?
Doctor Grace OK, Robert slipping down it won't hurt much.
Doctor Romick Mr Herman eat fish and Randy said there are five more cases and they all had fish too.
Doctor Romick says the sick people are getting worse. We're running out of time.
Doctor Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing pretty soon?
Dollar these two court seals them right container keeps hot dog buns fresh for days.
Don't call me Shirley. Doctor, I've checked everyone. Mr. Stryker is the only one.
Don't panic. On the Beltline of the automatic plant there is a hollow tube now that is the manual inflation not pull it out and blow up.
Don't worry about that, it's perfectly normal.
Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore?
Dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy. Because we experienced an itching rash from there.
During the war. I won't make my job any easier tonight.
Eastern Rockies, no positive place I can round. They have become pretty Chicago.
Elaine want you to sit in the copilot seat?
Elaine, I don't have time to say this gently, so I'll be very direct.
Else it's ancient history. You expect me to believe that.
End. Alright, he's on final now.
Ending pretty soon. How you growing up.
Every night tell your old man to drag woltmann near up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Everything this side of the mountains we've got to get through to Chicago.
Except during the playoffs, the hell I don't.
Excuse me doc. I've got a plane to land.
Excuse me, I happened to be passing. I thought you'd might like some coffee.
Excuse me, Sir, would you?
Excuse me, Sir. Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner? No, no, thank you.
Excuse me, sister, yes there's little girl on board up front who's ill and.
Excuse me, we like to have this flower.
Excuse me, we'd like you to have this flower from the Church of religious consciousness.
Famous same Microsoft approach late.
Fastest the South. The Grand Canyon. Meanwhile relax and enjoy your flight OK?
Find Dickinson and the stewardess captain overs passed out on the floor and we've lost the copilot navigator. Two were in terrible trouble over.
Find out if there's a doctor on board quietly as you can.
Fine experience at all. He's a menace to himself at everything else in the air. Yes, birds too.
Fire plane.
Fish right now we're now at work against every passenger.
Fish. Level flight speed.
Flat itself, it takes a pattern, can handle pressure, easel wrecks he has known for years. It's not his fault could happen any pilot it happened to. Barbara Stanwyck. Yeah, push him through.
Flew during the war, so there's no cause for alarm hitching Arctic over.
Flight 20 niner. This is Denver flight control Europe.
Flights out of Los Angeles tell all dispatchers to remain at the post. It's gonna be a long night.
Fluted front stalled over the Dakotas. Yes.
Fly this plane. That's what I've been trying to tell these people, Elaine.
Focus. Yeah, I didn't.
Food inspection, you think after all these years someone would listen to.
For flight control, you're approaching some rough weather. Please climb to 42,000 feet.
For me to read it later, Elaine. I've got to talk to you. I.
For now, at 2000 feet beginning our descent, Steve.
For your call from the Mayo Clinic captain over white courtesy phone Captain Clarence over.
Fuel left for two hours of flying. I'll take it, Elaine.
Gate 20 Three 2425.
Gauge 13 gauge 14 gauge 15.
Gee whiz, I'll tell you why Joey, I'll talk to the captain and see what I can arrange.
George Zip said that.
Get ahold of yourself. Please let me handle this.
Get me, Rex Kramer.
Give me last time I got a telegram from headquarters today.
Go ahead, Clarence. I got it. How's the weather? Not so good. We got some heavy stuff ahead of us.
God Bill I'm gonna miss you so much I'm gonna miss you too.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is captain over speaking.
Good, let me tell you something. Steve Ted Spiker was a top notch squatter here long time ago.
Goodbye darling I love you darling.
Goodbye, darling. Help.
Goodbye, darling. Spell.
Got a cigarette nails? I can't take much more of this.
Got it. There it is.
Got me some slag, yeah. See this. Something.
Grab both on you man, I say hey Scott, so they say I won't see Brady Ji did the same old same old.
Gray's no dummy inside a car wrap. Cut me some slack, yeah?
Guinea. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.
Had no athletic equipment. I started them on simple calisthenics and gradually worked them up to rudimentary game skills and finally advanced competitive theory.
Hands. Porsche.
Hang say 7 Jabez dude. Don't got no brains in.
Hannah White song don't tell me which song is for stopping and which zone is for moaning.
Happened to Barbara Stanwyck. It might break. I remember who you're dealing with.
Hard I'm burning up. I'll turn on some air.
Have a chance, is it? I don't know. I don't know we're doing everything we can now. Excuse me, yeah.
He can land this plane about yourself. You gotta talk him down, you gotta.
He gets so excited when new people are here.
He had fish doctor. There are two more sick people and the rest of the passengers are worried.
He said no noise down. He's down sounds your alarm bell now.
He said. Gods were against us up there, but we went in anyway.
He's ahead on show number. Look at this.
He's doing here, Elaine. I've got to talk to you. You shouldn't have come. I don't have time now.
He's You must understand these people had been completely isolated from civilization.
Heavy weather can you Roger take over?
Hello hi, this is captain over Mr Murdoch and Mr Basta this is Joey Hammond.
Hello I'm Paul Carey from the airline. I'm here to pick up Captain Kramer. Oh yes.
Hello Moto acknowledge and stand by every piece of emergency equipment you can reach.
Hello Mrs Albert. Yes, this is Mrs over. This.
Hello Sir, we'd like you to have this flower on behalf of the Church of Religious consciousness. Would you kick?
Hello, we like you to have this flower from the Church of religious consciousness. Would you like to make a donation?
Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church. Would you care to make a donation? No, but
Here are the passengers. Find out what the two sick people had for dinner.
Here to pick up Captain Kramer. Oh yes, come in Pool of X will be right out.
Here's Mr. Stryker. I know nothing about flying. But there's one thing I do know. You're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it.
Hey Larry, where's the forklift?
Hey striker, how about a break? I'm getting tired.
Hey, what did you think? Oh, there you go. You can just follow up.
Hey. OK, I'll be back.
Hi hi, do you mind if I talk to your daughter?
Hi will be taken off real soon so I better fast at the end. Tight thank you.
Hi, I'm Randy, I'm Lisa.
Hi, I'm Randy.
Hi, thank you oh Mother this is so exciting.
Hide a number of jobs. Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you.
Hiker you're coming in too fast. I know, I know, he knows he knows.
Hire me because of my war record your war record. You're the only one keeping that alive for everyone else. It's ancient history.
Holding out passengers only, there's no stopping in the White Zombie.
Hosts gonna be a long night. How about you gotta Johnny go thanks I want to.
How about Buddhism?
How are radio clearance over?
How are the passengers do?
How do you? Dangerous a twister.
How you doing honey Jack I'm so.
How you doing honey Jack? I'm so hot I'm burning up.
Huh? That's right. That's right, that's what I said. You heard me.
Husband and the others are alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford. No?
I am far ceilings all the way where they top out.
I came home early and found your note. I guess you meant for me to read it later.
I can now. I don't understand. It should have been arranged 10 minutes ago.
I didn't check the radar range anything yet.
I didn't go there that night to fall in love. I just dropped in for a couple of drinks, but suddenly there she was.
I don't care to order your dinners. Had a piece of the Porter drinks I run the job.
I don't know how serious it is yet, but Steve Mccroskey thought you'd wanna get down here right away.
I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said.
I guess the foot's on the other hand, now isn't it Kramer?
I had to wake you. I'm just looking for a doctor. There's nothing to worry about.
I have what it takes. I'd be better off with someone who's never flown before.
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
I know, but this guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all. He's a menace.
I looked in the eyes of the cold in the hungry, and I saw that I was looking at me.
I love you darling. 0 niner taxi to runway 1 niner.
I love you, Elaine. I love you.
I need a free landing flight check, tell him I'm in the dispatch office and I wanted your fax.
I promise I can change then why didn't you take the job that Lewis Nets offered you at Boeing?
I remember everything. All I have Matthews. Mostly have member of the Knights from ever together. Aye.
I remember what you're dealing with here. There's a fire in the barn.
I remember when we first met. It was during the war.
I speak jive. Oh good. He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
I still don't. But enough about me. I hope this hasn't been boring for you.
I think I could land this plane.
I think they're getting the hang of it when.
I think they're getting the hang of it. When we re enlist, I'll teach in baseball.
I think you ought to know what our chances are the life of.
I traveled the banks of the river of Jordan. To find where it flows to the sea.
I use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night.
I used to hang out at the Magombo bar.
I want to tell you something. Kept myself. Through these years.
I want you stamp thank you.
I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side.
I was at UCLA, I'm out there busting my buns every night.
I was captivated entranced. It hit me like a Thunderbolt.
I was crazy to think I could land this plane.
I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambuie off the Barbary Coast.
I will, but Jim won't. I think I will have another cup of coffee.
I wouldn't know anything about it, would you? But please.
I'd like one ticket to Chicago, no baggage.
I'd love to. Let's see how. This is one of my favorites.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'll go back to the passengers.
I'll take care of this contract, calm down, get ahold of yourself.
I'll take it, Elaine. Listen to me Kramer.
I'm an airline pilot. I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
I'm bored of front who's ill and yes, I saw poor child.
I'm down now. Get back to your seat. I'll take care of this car.
I'm glad. Captain made the right decision.
I'm going down. Captain jolene
I'm going to passengers is going to land that plane is that?
I'm in the dispatch office and I wanted here fast. It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9. I want the dog fed the yard watering the gate lot and get a note to the milkman. No more cheese.
I'm not married and we're going to make it. We've got to believe that.
I'm scared I've never been so scared.
I'm sorry to bother you. I was just looking for someone with flying experience.
I'm the Co pilot. You are Kareem. I've seen you play my dad got season tickets.
I'm trusting keep your eyes on the far end of the rumbling.
I've got to concentrate, concentrate.
I've got to concentrate.
I've got to get out of here down. Get ahold of yourself.
I've got to go to the airport.
I've got to talk to you. I just don't want to go over it anymore.
I've never had one chance in a million times. I know, I know, but it's his ship now. His command he's in charge.
In a moment, we'll ask you to assume crash positions your life, Jack.
In Beta Calcutta, it was worse than Detroit.
In charge was that man top dog big cheese I head honcho number.
In every minute counts we've got to land now.
In this silence, I listen to voices inside me. And they told me again and again. There.
Is it? Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid. 7 Zip died this morning.
Is Joey Hammond well hi Joey, come on up here you can see better Joey.
Is there a clue? Did front stalled over the Dakotas?
It is only for us is that we have always wanted it to be alive.
It never happens. Sorry tennis a dumb question. Skip that.
It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship and.
It was really a challenge during the year introducing them to our Western culture.
It was sweat. Let me know when you get anything.
It will help you better prepare storing foods for the up and coming monsoon months.
It won't crack under pressure. How about Mr. Rogers?
It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
It's a shame you two don't get long. Yes, I know. Things used to be different.
It's about two more minutes, chief.
It's all over the place, 900 feet up at 1300 feet.
It's classified. Oh Ted, please be careful I worry about you so much.
It's going to hit the fan.
It's happening all the time down there. Business does have its moments, but after a while they began get used to it.
It's never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted. What does it mean to you? Let me. It was a living hell.
It's Red leader 4. Primary target covered by fog.
It's running a little hot. Striker
It's sad anymore. I've got to get out of here. I've got to get out of here.
It's the truth. What's hurt you the most is your record since the war different.
It's wonderful. Tomorrow, why don't we drove up the coast to that little seafood place and.
Jerry's kids.
Jesus, read about.
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Joey can stay here for awhile if you'd like, could I? OK if you don't get in the way, it's like 20.
Joey, have you ever been in a? In a Turkish prison.
Johnny, how much more coffee? No thanks.
Johnny, what can you make out of this? This? Well, I could make cap or a brooch or pterodactyl.
Join You like movies about gladiators.
Jump to 1/2 jump. Don't get the hell.
Jurgen, if I could, they wouldn't hire me because of my war record.
Just hang loose blood. She going to catch up and rebound out of mid side.
Just in a few minutes a couple points of interest, we're now.
Just kidding.
Just number four and five.
Just remember, the controls feel very heavy compared to a fighter.
Kickoff, Roger LA departure frequency 123.9.
Kovik live in the phone with better know what's going on chief this weather got him off the wire.
Kramer hears about this. The shit's gonna hit the fan.
Kramer You know I've never flown a bucket like this, I'm going.
Labrake all around Harold.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking we.
Landed. Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Lane just hear me out. I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. Like it was in the beginning, remember?
Lane. Yes, doctor.
Laughed, talked, danced.
Leaving the office. Flag. Public works.
Legends. Yes, thank you.
Let alone two. I may bend your precious airplane, but I'll get it down. I'm putting the landing gear down now.
Let me check the weather. Clarence no. Why don't you take care of it?
Let me handle this.
Let the owner feet or an asshole.
Let them crash.
Let you take care of it. Joey. Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
Let's And he says that lots of times you don't even run down court. That you don't really try except during the playoffs.
Let's go to number 3. Air Israel please clear the runway.
Let's not kid each other Kramer, you know I've never.
Level flight speed 520 knots.
Like 209 now arriving gate 8. Gate. Gate 10
Like 209.
Like a wet sponge, sluggish like a wet sponge.
Like Gerald Ford, no, there's a chance that we can save them if Stryker can get that plane down in time.
Like I picked the wrong week questioner from blue.
Like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Listen kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out.
Listen to me Kramer doctor Rumack says the sick people are in critical condition and every minute counts.
Listen to me, remember your breaks and switches get bloody that flared out.
Listen, believe everything that you see the mind can. Yeah.
Little late tonight we've been waiting for you to be first.
Living hell. It was like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot.
Loaded and ready to taxi.
Loneliness. That's the bottom line.
Look it here. I can take Greece and jump it on some button dragging through the guard.
Look, I went to best available man in this manner. Knows that plane inside and out it won't crack under pressure. How about?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week with smoking.
Lorenzon is for a vidiot loading and unloading of passengers only.
Lower Salt Lake clearance. No, not likely victory.
Mayday mayday mayday.
Mayday, mayday, mayday. What the hell is that Mayday?
Mezium We better get back now. Joey no.
Michael Self approach, Slate Grey matter backlog. Performers down not take band man Hey.
Mike Colosimo you work the relay Roberts. Check all our traffic within 5 miles. Get.
Miles prower good, very good. Now check your LD. That's the dial just below and to the right of the airspeed indicator.
Minor clear for Vector 324, we have clearance. Clarence Roger Rog.
Minor. Airport acquisitions one and 2,000,000 equipments #3.
Miss trail. Loose logic condes timers here the striker.
Miss you more than anybody. I'm ordering a stay up there now.
Monsoon months also supper where products are ideal for storing leftovers. To help stretch your food dollar.
More. It takes so many things to Make Love last. Most of all, it takes respect and I can't live with the man I don't respect.
Moved to Minneapolis, she scheduled for a heart transplant. We'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago. We have.
Movies about gladiators.
Mr Jesus, read about Jehovah's Witness.
Mr Striker is the only one, but flying experience have you had?
Much more coffee. No thanks chief. These reporters won't leave without a statement.
Murdock, Victor Basta. How do you do? Rodrick must meet you.
My fault. The decision to proceed is yours. The decision is yours. It's yours. Jewels.
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're
Negligent. There's a sale at Penny's.
Nervous. Yes. First time. No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Nice to meet you. Roger, I was telling Victor I reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400.
No more thing. Somebody there who could work the radio and leave you free for five.
No one had ever outlined a physical fitness program for them, and they had no athletic equipment.
No thanks, I want the weather on every landing field this side of the rock in the matter. What the sides?
No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And it darling figure. Supple pouting breasts firm thighs.
No, all right. Unless I got all those people to a hospital quickly, I can't even be sure of saving their lives.
No, I mean, I'm just not sure. Or can't you take a guess? Well, not for another two hours. You can't take a guess for another two hours.
No, never shit God damn waste of time. So where you can land this plane.
No, the white Fang.
No, the white zone is for loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
No, this guy you do. Who is it?
No. I bet you have exciting things happen all the time down there.
No. I don't have anything to say.
Not just yet, I've been radar range any second now.
Not likely, Victor just reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400.
Nothing. Got some more phobetor laying into the bone, jacking me up take me.
Now come on. I have time now. Excuse me
Now we can't do that. The risk of a flameout is too great.
Oh I should have had that second cup of coffee.
Oh Let me see your tongue.
Oh my God, the automatic pilot. It's deflating.
Oh Self.
Oh what's his problem?
Oh yes, she is on board.
Oh, I can't stand it. What is it? Oh oh, it's my stomach.
Oh, I haven't flown for a long time.
OK alright have a nice day.
OK, if you don't get in the way like 209 or to Denver radio climbing to cruise at 42,000 will report again over Lincoln over and out.
On a bucket like this, I'm going to need all the luck there is.
On the fighter plane, all right, I'm going to unlock the automatic pilot.
One of the passengers, but he's an experienced Air Force, part of the flu during the war, so there's no cause for Lyme hitching.
One thing is works so good right now, things aren't so good.
Only there is no stopping in the red zone.
Ooh, this man striker during the war, he's gonna have enough on his mind without worrying about those times when when things weren't so good.
Operating table within six hours. I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position that a continuous watch is kept on her Ivy.
Operator captain over. I have an emergency call for you on line 5 from a Mr Ham.
Or as hell.
Or asshole or less water put down more flat.
Or We were assigned to an isolated tribe. The malambo
Oral 5 all ambulances go to number 3.
Our good luck. I go into the tower, the tower, the tower, Rapunzel, Rapunzel.
Our pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.
Out all emergency vehicles runway is niner.
Over and out. Wait a minute. I know you you're Kareem Abdul Jabbar, you play basket.
Pain. Any wants to know if you can help him? Alright would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Parents. Oh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Part here ready for surgery. We must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours.
Passengers are beginning to panic. When do we start down? Not just yet?
Passengers are ready. Thanks Randy, you better leave sweetheart. You might get hurt up here.
Passengers now. We have baggage claim checks ready short end.
Passengers only, there is no stopping in the red zone.
Passion. Thank you you look so happy. Your voice.
Patient device. See in Chicago, where Disco lives forever.
Pilot watch out. You don't make any violent control movements like you did in the fighter plane.
Pinch hitting for Pedro for bone. Many motor motor motor.
Pizza liars all right, let's get out of here.
Playing for that. Gee whiz
Please, there is only one paper. We are one in the same. We are all one spirit. What? We
Police will bring in. I'll take it, Elaine.
Positions your life jackets are located under your seat.
Possibly fly it. You're the only chance we've got.
Pro niner you are cleared for takeoff Roger.
Problem with the radio. Do you know anything about planes? Well, I flew in the war, but that was years ago. I wouldn't know anything about it.
PTCB and Matt. Hey, you know what they say? See abroad to get that Booty Act leg down and smack em yack em.
Put down 30 degrees of flat.
Put it on land this plane. Well. No, no, and I know of.
Put me all the time, darling. Take care.
Put that guy down. You're going to have to let him get the feel of that airplane on the way, and you'll have to talk him onto the approach, so help.
Randy, are you alright?
Rapunzel.
Rats. Boss #4
Really, don't panic.
Really. Not as long as she would insist on living in the past.
Refrigerator.
Religious fulfillment the radio is all yours now and keeping.
Remember together. I remember how you used to hold me. How are used to sit on your face and wrinkling?
Remove.
Replacing. What's the matter?
Rich Hello pressure units every mile away here to the Rockies.
Richard What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice steak fish.
Riding your wings coming in too fast. Watch your speed. He's coming.
Right next to the throttle is the airspeed gauge. What speed does it indicate?
Right, it's obvious you Remember Me.
Right, let's get out of here.
Right? Have a nice trip.
Right? Watch out oil temperature. What the hell is he doing up there?
Road, in fact we were lucky to even get a Jeep since just the day before only one that we had broke down and bad axle.
Rockhampton Roberts. All right, Colosimo you worked the relay.
Roger Denver visitor. Hello hi.
Roger Denver.
Roger over.
Roger request vector over but.
Run to panic. Now. It is true that one of the crew members is ill slightly ill.
Ruth. Yeah, well, if she decides to push over to the Great Lakes it could get plenty super. And what about that?
Rygar Stryker this is Captain Rex Kramer speak.
Salt Lake to Lincoln High Roger better have you aboard Victor. This is Roy.
Sammy confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm Nicole pilot.
Saving their lives now, is there anyone on board who can land this plane?
Say something. Know that right now, things must look pretty rough up there.
Say when I get back to Chicago, I'm going to start my life all over again. I'm sorry.
Schierman that hunk him off me messed my old lady got to be running cold upside down his head, you know?
Schiermeyer that hunky muffin.
Scientology or nuclear power.
Season tickets I think you should go back to your seat, not Joey, right, Clarence?
Seat place the jacket over your head and when I give the word pull the cord on the right side flat. You're sick.
Seen a grown man naked. Do you want me to check the weather? Clarence no.
Self. No. How did you get out of here?
Seriously, give me Captain obvious life on the phone with better know what's going on.
Shane, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let him crash.
She she wants Elaine.
Shirley. Free SPECT find out what it means to me. RESPECT take out TCP.
Shit. Come.
Side down his head, you know Oh my God, big it ain't gonna let him up big wrap up on you man I say hey.
Since the war, different cities, different jobs and not one of them shows. You can accept any real responsibility.
Sir, would you donation to the Reverend Moon?
Sit on your face and make. Afterwards, I would watched the sun came. When it did, it was almost like. Like Each new day was created only for us.
Sit.
Slice and a little ice.
Slightly yeah, but the other two pilots are just fine. They're at the controls flying the plane free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.
Smack em yack em cold. Got to beat yo shit.
Smoking or non-smoking smoking please?
So I understand you have a real emergency down there. Yeah, something like that. But as I said.
So there's nothing to worry about. Stewardess, I think the man sitting next to me is a doctor.
So we're speaking. We'll be cruising at 36,000 feet this evening.
Some coffee. Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you.
Some of us here to kill me. I'd like to buy you a drink or shake your hand.
Some racing around 15.
Somewhere. Down the tunnel Johnson, that's the swing.
Song. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
Sorry I don't understand, Cuddy said. Can't hang.
Spectre over, but Flight 209 are clear for vector 324.
Speed is killer right ass.
Spend a little problem in the cockpit cockpit. What is it? It's a little room in the front of the plane where the pilots it. That's not important right now. You see the 1st.
Spiker this is Red leader 4.
Sponge. How do I strike are doing just fine?
Stay in formation targets just ahead. Targets should be clear if you going. You will have to decide you will have to decide. You have to decide.
Stay up there. No die Chicago I'm giving.
Steve Or whatever, like you can get poured onto that field. We're done right now.
Stewardess how soon do we land?
Stick around, it's too much. Oh oh, what's this?
Stopping in a white zone really burning. Why pretend we both know?
Strike here too erratic. It can't come straight in. Got it.
Striker
Striker before we start, I'd like to say something.
Striker Ever fallen motor engine plane before? No never.
Striker Stryker you alright yeah? We're OK.
Stryker, what kind of weather you in up there? Rain. And little ice.
Stuart is speaking. We regret any inconvenience this sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter there's.
Study at the Mayo Clinic. There's a passenger on your Chicago Flight 209 or a little girl named Lisa Davis on route to Minneapolis. She's.
Suck me suck me suck to me. Yeah.
Supposed to turn on the landing lights.
Sure is quiet out there, too quiet.
Sure you ever been in a cockpit before.
Sure, small speed.
Sweet Emma touched down a third of the way along, slight.
Swim level it out. Hateful numbers, not the typical left wing.
Take me, I'm sorry I don't understand.
Takeoffs, I don't want another plane in the air and the 508 reports bring it straight in. Yes, Sir.
Taking my wife and I will have the fish. When can I see the carpet dad?
Taxi.
Ted, I don't want to stay here.
Ted, I just want you to know that going got rough.
Ted, I never knew I could be so happy.
Ted, what are you doing here? You can't fly this plane, that's why.
Ted. Yes. I wanted you to know. Now. I'm very proud.
Tell him the gear is down and we're ready to land.
Tell Miss Hormony listen buddy, don't start off with your white zone shit again.
Tenant hurwitz Severe shell shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Testing no, it's dropping its dropping fast. Why is it doing that?
Text to me as a doctor, Sir. Excuse me Sir. I'm sorry I have to wake you. You were doctor. That's right.
Thank you, hello.
Thank you.
Thank you. Can you tell me if Elaine Dickinson is on this flight?
Thank you. Go ahead with your call.
Thanks. Found a wonderful apartment for us. Has brick fireplace and a cute little bedroom with mirrors on the ceiling and.
That chance of precipitation. Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight.
That doesn't stop you cut the four ignition switches over the copilots head.
That item inside what it is Big Mama Mama Louise no dummy inside a car wrap.
That striker was a crack flightly erupted point.
That's not important right now. They've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid. Isn't that good news? Is it?
That's not important right now. You see, the first officer is eel, and the captain needs someone to help him with the radio.
That's right, I can't take the pressure.
That's right, we have some passengers that are very sick. Could you come take a look at them? Yes, yes, of course.
That's what I said you heard me hello my to acknowledge and stand by.
That's why $25 for a cigarette is too much.
The career.
The concern is on this flight. Well, the whole flight crew is boarded. Let me see.
The gear is down and we're ready to land.
The Hell's going on up there.
The Hell's he doing up there, Stryker, that plane can't land itself. It takes a pilot who can handle pressure.
The land you're a member of this crew can you face?
The landing gear down. Now Mr. Stryker, the passengers are ready. Thanks.
The last thing he said to me, Doc, he said.
The mood in the place was downright ugly.
The passenger is doing well. I won't deceive you. Mr. Stryker.
The pilot's name was George Zip.
The red zone has always been for loading and unloading.
The stewardess said.
The white sign is for a median loading and unloading of passengers only.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is.
The whole world on a plane stopping here start now honey everything's coming up bro.
Then for loading and unloading, there's never stopping in a white song, don't tell.
Then you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts? Alright.
There he is.
There it is.
There you go DZ peace, talk to me talk to me, talk to me talk to me, talk to me talk to me.
There you go, thank you.
There. But if you do what I tell you when I tell you to do it, there's no reason why you shouldn't have complete confidence in your chances to come out of this thing alive in one piece.
There's just no stopping in a white zone.
There's only there is no stopping in the red zone.
These kids.
These years someone would listen to, well, airport members in the airlines. Cheats and liars.
They all had fish too. Yeah, the copilot had fish butter the navigator had he had fish.
They have a nice day.
They won't smell too good, that's for sure.
They've never seen Americans before.
Thicker and leons getting larger.
This bullet just handed to me stricken airliner approaching Chicago.
This is captain over one moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic.
This is captain over speaking, been a little bumpy up here, but we'll be past it in a few minutes.
This is captain over.
This is Elaine Dickinson I'm the stewardess.
This is Ethel Merman. You'll be swell. You'll be great God. I have the whole world on a plane.
This is going to be a real sweat.
This is Mrs over. This is Ed Macias calling from the airport.
This is so exciting, I know, but remember you must get some rest.
This morning Doctor Sandler says she'll be out in a week. Isn't that wonderful?
This side of the rock, no matter what the size, you understand.
This was downright ugly. You wouldn't walk in there unless you know how to use your fists.
This watch is kept on her Ivy. Also, it's very important that she remain calm.
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital, a hospital. What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Those are the flaps. That's the thrust.
Through party won't leave without a statement. How much longer can those passengers hold out half an hour? This 45 minutes.
Thunderbolt I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
Timers. I want you to get on the horn and took that guy down.
To decide. Stay in formation targets just ahead. Targets should be here and going lower. You have to decide you will have to decide you will have to decide.
To die. Airline negligent.
To enjoy themselves. It was probably due to the advanced American teaching techniques that we were able to bridge the generations of isolation and communicate so successfully with malambo.
To make a donation? No thanks, we gave it the office.
To the passengers are worried they'll take care of the passengers.
Today headquarters. What is it? Well, it's a big building with generals meet, but that's not important right now.
Tommy Kramer We have people up here who will die in less than an hour, let alone two I mean.
Training program so unbelievable, just unbelievable how many times.
Tree stand by Stryker. We're going to the tower. Good luck.
Tucker, we're running out of time.
Tylenol OK boys, let's get some pictures. I want someone.
Type, by the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Uh, one thing do you know what he had for dinner? Yes, of course we both had fish, why?
Unbelievable how many times I've worn those people about food inspection. You think after all.
Unispal bonds Ted talking AA rating. Best investment in America.
Until we land, oh, it won't be long now. Try not to worry.
Very important that she remain calm. Excuse me, this is the operator captain over. I have an emergency.
Very sick. Can you do something please? Well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment.
Victor, we're running into some heavy weather, can you? Roger, take.
Video Clarence over Clarence over over.
Videos all yours now and keep an eye on that number 3 engine gauge over there. It's running a little hot.
Wait, keep my 24,000. No feet.
Wanna stay here it's time for us to go back home to the plants we made before the war.
Was going to land that plane. Is that possible? Possible, I don't know one shot.
Watch your attitude. Strike your two erratic.
Water. I think that'd be nice.
We are the father.
We better get back now Joey no Joey can stay here for awhile if you'd like.
We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. It wants me to have an abortion.
We did come back to the states, tried a number of jobs.
We got some heavy stuff ahead of us. It might get rough again unless we can climb on top.
We got, that's the whole story that wrecks everything we know.
We have clearance. Clarence, Roger Roger. What's our vector, victor?
We have journals straighten your wings. Come.
We might have a way here to the Rockets chief.
We need a free landing flight check.
We talk. Looked up at me and Doc, he said.
We're already, Sir, captain.
We're in trouble. We've got to have all traffic below us cleared, and I want a priority approach and landing in Chicago.
We're OK. Heard that was probably the Lousiest landing in the history of this airport.
We're running out of time. Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley.
Weakfish yes yes. I remember I had lasagna. What did he have? He had fish.
Well, goodbye, darling.
Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes. But that's it.
Well, let's try Corona speak OK.
Well. I'm sorry I had to wake you. I'm just looking for a dog.
Well. Wow. It's just what they'll be expecting us to.
Weren't terrible trouble over Roger Lane Roger. I read you this is Steve Mccroskey at Chicago Air control.
What a pisser.
What about that Southern round Tulsa?
What do you say you and I just forget about everything except what we have to do now?
What is it? Doctor? What's going on? I'm not sure I haven't seen anything like this since you need a brat concert.
What is your watch? You shouldn't. You're going to need this. It's alright, it doesn't work.
What the hell is that? Maybe why that's the Russian New Year. You know we have a big parade and will serve hot or dirt.
What went wrong? The oil pressure I forgot to check the oil pressure.
What's going on? We have a right to know the truth.
What's the matter? My orders came through.
What's this problem, Lieutenant Hurwitz? Homes.
When can I see the cockpit dad Joey? I think the pilots are probably too busy flying the plane for that.
When hope is to build this man up and then get all the confidence I can.
When I would work against every passenger on this plane, I had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour.
When they built those roads, they had no thought of drainage in mind, so we had to take a special Jeep up to the main Rd.
When you get anything. Got a cigarette now.
Where are they top out? Well, there's some light scattered cover at 20,000 icing around 14.
Where did you get that dress? It's awful on those shoes. In that quote, geez.
Where the hell is Kramer?
Where's the forklift forklift? It's over there with Americans loader.
Which I hate his guts. It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
Which striker on this week? OK, here's my radio.
Who is it? Name is Ted Stryker. I flew with him during the war.

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