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A bar brawl that's one cronauer
A bird
A conviction on a charge of treason against the united states carries with it penalties kinda on the stiff side if you know what I mean
A friend
A khaki eclipse
A little conference here wilk a little conference time out everyone
A little of this whoo whoo whoo
A little too young for you
A lot of people went to the mat for you
A man does not refer to pat boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right
A man with limp damaged hair but nevertheless a fireball
A very well hung chihuahua
Absolutely not
Actually it's a ray conniff featurette three maybe four back to back ray conniff classics
Actually what I am sir is your armed forces radio saigon assistant who's in charge of orientation and billeting of enlisted personnel and company clerk
Adrian
Adrian cronauer gis a wacky and welcome addition
Adrian cronauer is on temporary assignment and i'll be filling in until he arrives hopefully sometime this morning
Adrian cronauer is on temporary assignment but boy do I have a surprise for you
Adrian it's not going exactly well there's a water buffalo jackknifed up there
Adrian take care of yourself
Affirmative sir
Affirmative sir good
Afrs radio is owned and operated by the united states government and operates on an assigned carrier frequency of 540 at 749 megahertz
Afvn better than afvd which means you have to get a quick shot
Again we've got our friend from military intelligence
Aha! earl oh you again no more fighting okay
Ahem excuse me
Airman cronauer
Airman cronauer requesting you to elaborate sir
Airman you know the rules
All of a sudden well I got drunk all of a sudden I went for a tattoo next thing you know i'm on a fucking truck what happened
All right
All right all right cool
All right gentlemen I don't know oh my god these lips my god they're moving i'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death
All right guys let's say goodbye to the radio star! we're out of here
All right in saigon today according to official sources nothing actually happened
All right let's see
All right this is adrian cronauer i'm on at 6 00 and again at 4
All right where are you from
All right! thank you
All the news that's new and approved by the u s army the sweetest smelling army in the world
Also elizab queen elizabeth liz elizabeth taylor elizabeth taylor
Also gina lollobrigida has been declared the italian national mountain range
Also the pope decided today to release vatican related bath products an incredible thing yes it's the new pope on a rope that's right pope on a rope wash with it go straight to heaven
Am I being fairly clear
Am I being fairly clear (2)
American personnel can check out a book in ku bai da nang phung tao saigon bien hoa and san treng
An incredible coincidence
An loc and cronauer would definitely be going along
An loc his pass say an loc
An loc shit
And as far as polkas they are a much maligned musical taste
And don't say that the weather is the same all the time here because it's not in fact it's 2 degrees cooler today than yesterday
And for trusting you is the best of the gently of what you say of never to be for both the same and another
And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air
And i'd like to get to know all of you by having you write down your name address your home and work phone on a piece of paper and passing it forward
And i'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated
And i'm stupid enough to save your bullshit life at an loc
And if you do and if you do
And if you do happen to speak with him please be polite and to the point at all times
And my older brother who be 29 years old he dead
And now an item of special note
And now direct from crete welcome the silky smooth sound of airman adrian cronauer
And now here are the headlines
And perhaps some night we could maybe get together and swap humorous stories for fun yeah
And stop calling them gals cowgirls are called gals those are gorgeous french vietnamese b girls
And the stones oh you like mick jagger
And the troops they love him
And there's a man who's screaming out to be made fun of
And this is just radio
And this one is brought to you by our friends at the pentagon remember the people who brought you korea
And we wish you good luck and success
And well comedy is a kind of hobby of mine
And what about jimmy wah's
And which marx brother would that be private zeppo
And who gave anyone permission to program modern music
And yet this boy can get in and out without a scratch
And you have to get on the air
And you wanna take the ball
And you you are not funny but you are a maniac and you'd better start changing your life
Andy williams perry como and certain ballads by mr frank sinatra
Antics damn it comedy of errors like the keystone kops falling down
Any food on this street that doesn't give you diarrhea
Anything! just play it loud okay
Anyway he's the man that you don't want to aggravate
Anyway there's this guy from the 1st battalion 2nd infantry who swore that he could get him naked photographs of the actor
Are asked to drop a card to major gerald kleiner over at the 5th
Are you always this happy
Are you crazy I might
Are you planning sir to take some of the marijuana home back to the united states how would you do that by plane by helicopter and also by automobile
Arf! easy girl easy
Arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage
As I leave vietnam today there is no doubt certainly in my mind whether the vietcong will be defeated and that this war will be won
As soon as possible
Ask for the books by author title and subject and your selections will be mailed to you
At ease
At ease (2)
At ease hell we already are
Attention shoppers people people settle
Ba muy ba beer best beer in vietnam ba muy ba beer only beer in vietnam
Baby help me please
Back again
Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a waggon round up
Basically we talk hey man what's happening
Be my guest
Beach boys those were guys
Because basically I believe that that man is a misunderstood genius
Big fucking deal
Bikes we'll buy bikes
Black man's going it's just for the tip that's all I need is the tip
Bob fliber!
Bob likes a big room sir
Bob what do you do
Bookworms headquarters support activities saigon operates libraries at six locations in the republic of vietnam
Boston
Boston you know who sang the song my guy
Break the goddamn door down
Britain imposed an oil embargo on rhodesia today after that country's unilateral declaration of independence
Brother striker thank you brother striker
Bullshit
Bullshit! listen no more games okay
But can you tell me what it feels like
But facts are facts
But he left a farewell message for all you guys out there still sweating it out in the fields
But hey I like the class so i'm gonna stay
But I can easily play an occasional gary lewis record
But I warn you you not like it when you get there you say it ridiculous
But if you toy with me i'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child
But it doesn't mean we can't have a few laughs
But not before his humor cost the lives of three very fine individuals
But regardless of what you read airman the department of defense wants final say
But vietnam ladies not friends
By the food and flower vendors where you burn your mouth on the noodles
Bye bye bye
Call me crazy he's in rome
Call me in five minutes
Call police quick
Can we have is there a psychiatrist here
Can we please not get into this right now you're in the middle of a show
Can we try my boyfriend's back anybody
Can we try that one
Can you believe the shape of those gals girls
Can you envision some fairly unattractive alternatives
Can you give me a minute
Can you tell us what you've found out about the enemy since you've been here
Can't let you do that
Can't see dick like hunting with ray charles
Careful you could put an eye out with that
Carry on montesque carry on
Chaperons
Check it out
Cleveland obviously vietnam's not that much of a change for you then
Come on
Come on come on
Come on guess again
Come on it's cursing class you're getting a little pissed off what would you do
Come on let me buy you a beer
Come on let me buy you a couple of beers how about it
Come on pal we'll make it
Come on sir
Come on sir in a couple of weeks this'll be easy for you
Come on take some chances once in a while edward that's what life's all about
Come on you're on in like two seconds
Comedy no no this is not comedy comedy is fun it's antics hysterical type things
Comedy sir
Cretan camouflage if you wanna blend into a crowd of drunken greeks there's nothing better
Cronauer
Cronauer i'm sorry as hell about this thing
Cut that thing off I said cut it off
Da nang me da nang me why don't they get a rope and hang me
Dan levitan
Dan levitan you've probably heard my radio show
Definitely wouldn't work on radio sir
Dick i've covered for you a lot of times because I thought you was a little crazy but you're not crazy you're mean
Didn't have to pick up the phones until he comes back
Didn't I speak to you before
Didn't know they had balls
Didn't we meet last year at the feinman bar mitzvah
Didn't we meet last year at the peninsula club
Didn't you ever wonder why you were pulled out just moments before the whole place blew up
Didn't you hear I cannot find you unless you talk to me
Do you ever wonder how a young south vietnamese boy gets into and out of vc held territory
Do you have any idea how ridiculous it makes me look to have a man under my command start a fucking bar brawl
Do you really expect me to run this radio station with nothing to say and no way to do it
Do you think he looks like a negative of little richard or am I crazy really and that hair
Does that road have a secure status
Don't build him up you'll let them down
Don't disappoint your
Don't do this shit
Don't get crazy over this dick
Don't get me wrong he seems like a nice guy but my father's nice and he's not funny either
Don't go near there get away from the river stay away from there
Don't help and don't smooth
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images of dale evans all right
Don't worry about it it'll go great this way sir
Don't you understand dick
Due respect sir
E g hey hauk eat a bag of shit you suck
Earl earl earl
Eat
Eat I can't it's still paddling
Eddie kirk here and ray conniff jubilee coming up in just a few moments
Edward don't you ever do anything that's not by the book
Edward please that's two nasty words in one year
Edward stay with me on this
Either of our names earl he calls everybody earl
Enemy what is enemy
Ethel merman jams russian radar
Ethel merman today uses a test to jam russian radar
Even encapsulated in two seconds my life is dull I find that very alarming
Even saying that means I don't know dick
Every gi in this country is glued to his radio twice a day at 0600 hours and 1600 hours to hear that lunatic
Everybody say gook but it's all right
Everybody time to get up get up wherever you are
Excuse me can I help you
Excuse me sir
Falling down that's a sight gag how would anyone see you fall down in the radio sir
Feels like the mouseketeers show annette cubby roy
Find anything
Fine
Fine just don't let it happen again
Fire 4 there's a fire in the landing on the outside of the building
First of all don't make fun of the weather here
First our fashion report from special forces sgt ernest lee sincere
First thing i'd like to know is what subject this is
First we have to have a little strenght training
Five months in saigon my best friend turns out to be a vc
Flip them a bird!
Flip them the bird
Fool it's hot I told you were you born on the sun it's damn hot
For crying out loud man this isn't brain surgery
For me I want to do something different
Forget it will you listen I give up i'm gonna phone it in okay enough bullshit i'm out of here see you fellows
Forget memos forget memos these are pretty women coming
Forgive me
Formaldehyde we put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavour some people get sick yeah so if you have to be rushed to a hospital then when you return I give you a free salad
Former president eisenhower actually cartoon character elmer fudd
Former vice president richard nixon's in town
Former vp richard nixon will arrive here this week
Four twenty seven as far as
Frankly I found your I love a police action remark way out of line
Freddie and the dreamers
Freddie is the devil freddie is the devil
Frenchy you know I really shouldn't kid frenchy because sometimes he stan getz mad at me and he could al hirt me
Friends of phan duc tho
From a marine in da nang captain hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls
From england today princess margaret threw a shoe easy madge
From now on the fighting men of vietnam will hear exactly what they're supposed to hear
From the village new york
From the village well nice to have you here
Funny is good
Funny is good but then do it by using comedy and humor not police action and coffee remarks
Furthermore you are to stick to playing normal modes of music not wild stuff
G2 corporal tiser sir
Gambia singapore and the maldive islands join the united nations
Garlick
Garlick have you put on some weight
Garlick will you cut it out you're beginning to sound like a priest in a '40s movie
General likes easy listening I have to inform you
General wackiness like that
Genius
Gentlemen
Gentlemen what can I say but hi
Get a job
Get a job (2)
Get a job again
Get back
Get back (2)
Get back here!
Get him out of here
Get him out of there
Give it to me edward
Give me your hand
Go into conference that point that fence
God i've gotta be with her at least till she learns my name
God is it hot what a country heat humidity terrorism still it's better than new york in the summer
God it's warm huh
God nude photographs of walter brennan
God only knows what they'd say sir
God what time is it edward
God!
Goddamn it
Goddamn it I like you son I like what you do
Gomer are you here in vietnam
Good afternoon class
Good afternoon mr sloan
Good god help me work through it
Good morning vietnam
Good morning vietnam (2)
Good morning vietnam (3)
Good morning vietnam (4)
Good morning vietnam (5)
Good morning vietnam (6)
Good morning vietnam (7)
Good Morning Vietnam #good morning vietnam #robin williams #radio
Good morning vietnam what the heck is that supposed to mean
Good so do i
Goodbye vietnam
Got an agreement on guam
Got some songs going out right now to a couple of guys on the road to nha trang you know what i'm talking about
Great and manifold are our blessings today
Great britain recognised the island state of singapore
Great week
Greetings and salutations to any and all servicemen in the area and thanks so much for joining us
Groovy
Groucho marx!
Guam sir there's nothing going on in guam why guam
Guys i'd like you to meet our new deejay adrian cronauer
Ha ha ha! bada bing!
Ha ha thank you so much adrian
Hackensack
Has signed les crane to a late night talk show
Have a seat man pull up a floor here
Have you considered possibly a sex change there is an operation that can transform you
He came to us because of prostrate problems and some sort of social infection that doesn't go away
He did a very off color parody of former vp nixon
He didn't show up for work today either
He doesn't play police actions just wars
He likes to say pc instead of press conference the lieutenant loves to abbreviate
He look good to me
He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the sinai
He made a mistake
He maliciously and with purposeful intent read unofficial news
He mean that as compliment
He reminds me a lot of donna reed especially around the eyes
He say you drink too much already
He says he wants to buy naked photographs of the actor for three years he's been trying
He was a commander of an elite special forces unit
He was quoted as saying
He's a fashion consultant for the army
He's a friend from my class who risked his ass to save my life
He's a little goofy but he's okay
He's also one of your roommates so if I were you i'd think about suicide
He's an exhilarating personality and polkas are just no substitute
He's currently wanted by the south vietnamese police in connection with several bombings in the area including the one at jimmy wah's
He's good oh he's good
He's impeccably clean
He's left crete he's entered the demilitarized zone
He's not out till you have both halves of the ball
He's read unofficial news
He's the first man in the history of armed forces radio to get fan mail
Heading north
Heh heh heh I like you already sir
Heh heh you know it's like wearing stripes and plaid
Hello campers
Hello class my name is adrian cronauer
Hello hello hello this is your chaplain captain noel
Hello hey well the gang's all here huh ha ha
Hello i'm william holden
Hello vietnam and greetings
Help me get some photo of those ankle I give you my bar
Here it is coming for you now quick news flash
Here it is right now
Here she comes
Here she comes miss southeast asia
Here she is diana ross and the suprawns
Here they come at you right now
Here you go there you go hey got one for you
Here your beer
Here's a brief test of that jamming
Here's a coincidence ho chi minh colonel sanders actually the same person
Here's a little james brown coming your way
Here's a little riddle for you
Here's a news flash
Here's a news flash coming right now
Here's a song coming your way right now
Here's how you do it you say slip me some skin put your hand out there then you go yeah there's some skin now you do it to me
Here's something exciting
Hey
Hey (2)
Hey 12 please um
Hey baby what's happening let's groove
Hey come on now
Hey cronauer say good morning vietnam
Hey curly!
Hey excuse me I would like to buy some cheese and some butter
Hey fellas how's the cough drop business
Hey guys guess who the hell I got in here
Hey hey hey hey hey hey come on now
Hey hey hey uncle phil
Hey hi can you help me what's your name
Hey I know it's not the morning but that's my trademark and good evening sounds too depressing
Hey I like you I just wanna be your friend okay I know it sounds dumb
Hey i'll be I wanna be your pal here okay i'll eat it dig in mm mm
Hey i'll take whatever you can give because i'm just happy to be with you
Hey i'm adrian cronauer
Hey i'm interested in the girl not in you playing dear abby
Hey is it a little too early for being that loud hey too late
Hey it's another delightful day here in vacation land
Hey it's no problem
Hey let me ask you a question what is the appeal of joey bishop
Hey listen I know there's no way
Hey mr o'malley o'malley you know the irish dolby twins
Hey peterson get up here man I think we got cronauer here
Hey sarge where are the women
Hey teacher when are you gonna teach us to softball
Hey that was the great exciting sound of petula clark
Hey that wraps it up for me marty lee dreiwitz
Hey that's it for me i'm out of here
Hey there we go for you here we go for you all
Hey there you are cronauer
Hey this has been fiction and fact from marty lee's almanac
Hey this is not a test this is rock 'n' roll
Hey wait a minute let's try something let's play this backwards and see if it gets any better
Hey we got a great show coming your way today
Hey we're back that last two seconds of silence was marcel marceau's newest single walkin' in the wind
Hey we're going right now to the news
Hey what is this demilitarized zone
Hey what kind of news are you leaving me there
Hey what's your name
Hey whatever it is I like it because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino
Hey where's he going
Hey you all played a good game
Hey you know what I mean
Hey you two earl what about couple beer
Hey! who brought in the gook I said who brought in the fucking gook
Hi
Hi (2)
Hi earl good to see you again
Hi general
Hi hi
Hi hi hi
Hi how's lynn doing i'm sorry you look like lynn's friend from toledo
Hi this is marty lee dreiwitz at cronauer control centre
Hi tuan long time no twee
Hi what's your name
Hi where you from
His father and brother was killed by french long ago I think that's not fair to him
Hold on a minute sir
Hold on how big is this thing hold on how big is this
Hot no hot no it's fucking great
How about if it escalated
How about if what escalated the vietnam conflict
How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me
How am I gonna get to first base with this girl
How can some person look like a shit it impossible
How can you fight a war in this shit I don't know where they are I don't even know where am
How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in vietnam with a glass of cappuccino coffee
How come I don't get one
How do we know it's adrian cronauer
How do you recognise an island you go hey wait no don't tell me wait wait
How far you think we've gone ten 15 miles
How the hell do I know
How the hell you find us sparky
How would you describe your sex life with your wife pat it is unexciting sometimes
How would you describe your testicles they're soft they're shallow and they have no purpose they lack the physical strength
How you doing
How's it going up there
Hubert humphrey visits capitol hill
Hysterical type things
I also recognise your species of soldier
I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally
I am the authorities you moron
I better go now
I call it a jubilee
I can come up with alternatives other than crete
I can confide you sure
I can only tell you about how you can talk on maybe the real streets of america
I can't believe you
I can't believe you're gonna pass on this general
I can't do that sir
I can't even make fun of richard nixon
I can't I gotta be back on the air again
I can't really teach english
I damn near busted a gut laughing at him
I deserve to be notified of any changes that are made
I do nothing
I don't care about polkas
I don't find him funny at all
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know I may go downtown look for a vietnamese man named phil
I don't know i'm just so happy
I don't know lieutenant
I don't know lieutenant I guess it means good morning uh vietnam
I don't know what that means
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say we're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm and try and cook him down maybe a little barbecue
I don't like your style your politics or your sense of humor I don't like what you say or how you say it
I don't recommend that you tangle with me on this one airman
I don't think anybody would see you fall through a radio sir if a field radio
I don't think so sir
I don't think you understand me sparky ahem
I don't wanna miss my big chance
I don't want makes you nervous cronauer
I doubt it
I expect every minute of the vp's pc to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival
I feel like a fox in a chicken coop
I fought to get you into that bar and then you blow the fucking place up!
I get it mm hm
I got a great personality you ask anybody
I got it from my niece
I got it jerry vale he closes the copa on the 18th
I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet
I got something here for you
I gotta catch her before she accelerates
I gotta get her something what about bananas
I gotta tell you something you know
I guess I get inside hit these air conditioners I get a little dizzy
I guess that beach movie really impressed her huh
I guess we have to go to all the way to washington to weather central to walter cronkite
I had a guy like you in the field one time he blew himself to pieces
I have arranged for an honorable discharge provided you leave without incident
I have never ever in my travels come across a man as large as you with as much muscles who has absolutely no penis
I have no idea what that means sir but it seems very negative to me
I have over 15 years command experience in this army
I have to admit something to you I just came from crete with women that look like zorba
I have to leave the country because of my association with him
I heard that
I hope
I hope I hope we all could
I just remain reticent
I just want to begin by saying to roosevelt e roosevelt what it is what it shall be what it was
I just want you to know one thing if you're going to be dressing in civilian clothes don't forget pumps
I just wanted to think that you should
I know about the bombings sparky
I know americans you see a girl with the type breasts they like and they put her in a fancy car and they buy her some expensive food and then lie about money and then try and take her into a bed
I know because she's my sister
I know nixon personally
I know we can't use the word dyke you can't even say lesbian it's women in comfortable shoes
I know you very nice
I like james brown better
I like that makes me feel uh british or something
I live to collate sir
I love you
I made a date with you and trinh tomorrow
I mean I don't know it's the irish boy
I mean I know funny and I don't think you're it but hey such is life me i'm not much with power tools
I mean the man's not funny I know funny and he's not funny
I not can do this cronauer no no friend cronauer
I not like you sir
I not think be not correct of way please okay
I recommend you pack quietly
I run the station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence
I run this show general
I said it is none of your goddamn business
I said that this a very good substitute
I say tomato you say cay tomat
I screw up once more dickerson sends me into the field with a rifle I come home in a box
I see your point i'm sorry
I still can't believe she really wants to see me
I tell you this guy's funny
I tell you this now listen
I think he sounds exactly like mister ed you be the judge
I think I learned enough about radio stations I mean maybe I can work in a station back home or something
I think some apologies are in order
I think that I see a pattern forming here
I think the troops are trying to tell us something fellas
I think there's an incredible coincidence here
I think this fall the discerning gi is gonna be wearing green in the jungle why because it matches with the green I don't the leaves they fall upon the helmets says yes to me
I thought i'd come and help smooth things out
I thought it was hilarious
I tried to tell the truth and they kicked me off the air
I trust you man it's just that I can't eat something that looks like a cesspool
I try to find cronauer he don't show up in class
I understand
I understand you're pretty funny as a deejay
I wanna introduce you to someone right now from my english class
I want to buy some butter and some cheese please
I want to say goodbye before you go to tell you thank you for being so kind
I want to see him asap
I want to show you something very nice it look wonderful
I want to turn in the ball to the original place
I want you to play this
I wanted to wait until the airman left to talk with you
I was almost killed a truck's bumper was this far from my nose
I was sent here on very strict orders from a colonel
I was thinking of something else
I was wondering if you could do your mister ed because I know people love that
I will tell him sir
I work for a living airman
I would however love to buy you lunch maybe look at a family album come on
I would like to leave the room now
I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend
I'd like you to collate these one minute spots prior to broadcast
I'll buy you some lunch
I'll do fine comedy is what you make it i've got pages and pages of great material
I'll drive
I'll make sure he gets the message
I'll take care of it pronto sir
I'll work on that sir
I'm afraid you're gonna be hitting bottom sir
I'm also new york
I'm certain that i'm a catholic boy and I don't know when i'll be getting laid i'm just going off to vietnam
I'm from uh cleveland man
I'm general taylor
I'm gonna give you the old chuck on the shoulder now it's a stupid thing to do isn't it
I'm gonna take myself out of the driver's seat but i'm gonna turn you over right now to mr excitement
I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial
I'm impressed
I'm in artillery!
I'm informing you that you're out of here I want your bags packed and ready to go tomorrow afternoon
I'm just so full of semen I haven't gotten laid yet
I'm not even in my body
I'm not going on
I'm not going on (2)
I'm not gonna cover for you this time son
I'm o o o o'malley
I'm on again at 1600 why because I have to it's the army
I'm pretty sure you can step on crap I once saw it in a french movie
I'm private first class edward montesque garlick at your service sir
I'm real good at stuff like that
I'm saying i'm through i'm tired of people telling me what I can't say
I'm she's getting away edward get the jeep get the jeep
I'm sorry son
I'm stationed in poontang
I'm the tallest hog in the trough around here
I'm trying to run a meeting here
I'm waiting to die
I'm with somebody don't come bother me right now can't you give us weather
I'm with you man i'm on your frequency
I've assigned you to cover the pc
I've been all around the world seen a lot of places and a lot of people
I've been broadcasting the polkas because I thought a certain segment of the men weren't represented by cronauer's broadcasts of rock 'n' roll
I've been looking forward to meeting you
I've been on a greek island with a lot of women who look like zorba I never thought i'd find women attractive ever again
I've been on the air for four hours i'm a little hungry
I've been trying to tell him that it's no go but he won't listen to me
I've never heard rhymes like that
I've taken 90 calls this morning they just don't like hauk
If anything screws up it's my ass in the mower
If it isn't funny then why did I hear you laughing when you typed it
If it's being done correctly here or abroad it's probably not being done by the army
If someone is not telling the truth you say that they are full of shit
If something's really nice you say it's groovy doesn't mean you're like going no it means groovy
If this is legitimate news story it must go through proper channels
If you attempt to deviate from the planned schedule you're under arrest
If you can't stop in and select your own books write to the hsas library
If you don't understand what I said maybe you should take my english class
If you haven't noticed the army doesn't really want me been harassing me since the day I got off the plane
If you kick out the gooks next thing you have to kick out the chinks spics spooks and kikes and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain dead rednecks and what fun would that be
If you say that hey some people in a car some gypsies they cut you off all of a sudden you flip them the bird
If you two have personal problems solve them will you
If you wanna continue to have a brother you take me to him now!
In sports all star rookie pete rose's three hits
In that case gentlemen let's edit
In the dictionary under asshole it says see him
In the eight weeks he's been on the air general he's disobeyed orders as to style and content
In time you will make me forget it
In vietnam family often come to meet someone to meet someone
Incidentally you're on the air in about ten seconds nine eight seven six
Is he all right
Is it english yes it is and how lucky for me
Is it me or is jimmy light in the loafers
Is that a new rule no old rule
Is that date firm
Is that me or does that sound like an presley movie
Isn't that funny you like that too
It did happen
It didn't work out
It doesn't make a damn whether you play polkas or don't play polkas
It involves cronauer which makes me suspicious immediately
It is definitely not a friendly area negative sir it is not it is hazardous and has been for about 48 hours heavily fortified and considered very unsafe sir
It just came down the pike you're back on the air sir
It okay! you can come out now!
It read for my the book
It says goodbye to everybody staying behind
It was a joke sir yes sarcasm sir
It was a pleasure making your acquaintance sir
It zoomed right by just the way they say it does
It'll be okay
It's 0600 what's the o stand for oh my god it's early
It's 1629 hours here in saigon and airman adrian cronauer is going home today
It's 5 30 five thirty it's very early I may have to hurt you
It's a bathing cap I just like to put a bathing cap
It's a deal
It's a greeting it's like how are you doing nice to meet you slip me some skin
It's a simple rule if the engine's humming it's already started never fail you
It's a special thing you do
It's all yours you got it
It's already started
It's dangerous out there things just jump out at you
It's going to be an exciting day of listening and learning so please tune in
It's gonna be hot and wet that's nice if you're with a lady but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle
It's hot damn hot real hot hotter things is my shorts I could cook things in it a little crotch pot cooking
It's just down the hall it's in the right
It's me your old pal frenchy
It's more devout here
It's not a pretty picture there's pieces of rubber all over his face
It's not a very pretty picture there's horns everywhere
It's not funny at all he said
It's so damn hot I saw one of those little guys their orange robes burst into flames it's that hot you know what i'm talking about
It's the truth I just wanna report the truth it'd be a nice change of pace
It's time for adrian cronauer
It's too dangerous staying here
It's unbelievable
It's very difficult to find a vietnamese man named charlie
It's working
Jay snyder
Jeez! shit! god oh hot
Jesus enough
Jesus that guy's as boring as whale shit
Jimmy wilkes
Joey bishop I wish someone would explain this one to me
Join the army and mark things
Jump in any time okay
Just cool your tongue airman because I intend to take issue with your performance
Just gonna get a little something to eat
Keep going! keep going! she's actually going home
Keep your eye on the fruit that's it eye on the fruit eye on the fruit on the fruit
Knock yourselves out
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the new voice of saigon adrian cronauer cronauer!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Larry pisces thank you very much
Last time in our last class we read chapter 3
Leo leo
Let me put it to you this way he's got this thing for walter brennan
Let's be friends okay come on come on come on
Let's get down to business here general
Let's go edward yeah the chase
Let's go let's boogaloo till we puke
Let's go whether it's a double or a daiquiri
Let's play a little game show while we're waiting
Let's pull her right back down let's try it faster see if that picks it up a little bit let's get it up on 17 18
Let's try a little phrase uh I like to call my boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble hey nah hey nah my boyfriend's back
Let's try a very special situation something special okay
Liberace is anastasia
Lieutenant scheer asks those men with waterlogged mitts to make every effort to dry them out in the sun before requesting new ones
Lieutenant steve let's play some music
Lieutenant steve lieutenant steve
Lieutenant steven hauk is our immediate supervisor
Lieutenant we get hundreds maybe thousands of calls and letters each week fan mail
Like if you're walking on the streets of new york and someone comes up and says
Listen
Listen could you do me a favour can you say something funny right this minute
Listen frenchy let me ask you something do you like good food
Listen his life is in danger you gotta tell me where the hell he is
Listen I gave you my friendship and my trust and now they tell me that my best friend is the goddamn enemy
Listen I gotta talk to you now come on
Listen if I don't get to my class there's gonna be a bunch of vietnamese speaking in choppy sentences
Listen if you have any problems here now you come see me
Listen it's an actual event where do you think this came from shaving
Listen jerk off we're here fighting for your country
Listen let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee also tea would fall into that category
Listen sparky I don't think seeing your little production of our town is gonna cheer me up
Lock 'n' loll baby lock 'n' loll
Look at the new friend
Look at the shape of that soldier ankle the way it so elegantly curve into his boot
Look at this look at that it says what sizes you got you got large medium and caucasian
Look at this thing a little italian party favour there
Look at this thing obviously this is going like yeah check it out
Look I caught his show on the isle of crete and this guy is funny
Look it's cool no big deal look
Look italian moon launch
Look out I don't see the sun anymore
Look out i'm singing everybody i'm singing
Look up there pull (mimics gunshot)
Look we gotta talk we gotta talk now
Looks at you like i'm sorry what're you gonna do about it asshole

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