Young Frankenstein (1974) Soundboard Edit

A couple of throw pillows

A few short weeks ago coming from a background believe me as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you

A light so brilliant and wondrous and yet so simple changed the poles from plus to minus and from minus to plus

A neurological demonstration...

A nip from the old bottle wouldn't be too bad either would it sir

A piece of vermicelli in a glass case...

A riot is an ugly thing und I think that it is just about time that we had one!

A riot is an ugly thing und once you get one started there is little chance of stopping it short of bloodshed

A visitor is all I ask a temporary companion to help me pass a few short hours in my lonely life

Aaah!

Abby someone abby someone abby who abby normal abby normal

After you frau blucher

Agggggh!

Agggh!

Agggh! [Screaming]

Agggh! Agggh!

Ah but your hand is frozen my child how does a nice bowl of soup sound to you huh mmmmm

Ah! oh my ahhh! ahhh!

Ahh! the nails! oh! sorry

Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

Ahhh. There.

Alive! It's alive!

Alive! it's alive! it's alive!

All aboard!

All aboard! (2)

All right all right that's good enough for the likes of him

All right I think I have it figured out now

All right now now now just hold it right there now

All right then close your robe and follow me

All right you win you win I give i'll say it i'll say it i'll say it

All those scientists they're all alike! they say they're working for us but what they really want is to rule the world!

Allow me master

Allow me, master.

And I just followed it down.

And I want the world to know once and for all and without any shame that we love him!

And infamous.

And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find!

And it was you who left my grandfather's book out for me to find! yes! so that I would yes!

And listen to me you are not evil you are good!

And listen to me.

And now a little wine with your soup, huh?

And now if you don't mind inspector i'm a little bit tired

And now may I present to you dr baron frederick von frankenstein

And now, if you don't mind, inspector, I'm a little bit tired.

And penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!

And shouted to the cold stars...

And then when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger

And where is my grandfather's private library

And you won't be angry I will not be angry

Are going to make...

Are there any questions before we leave

Are there any questions before we proceed

Are you insane he'll kill you!

Are you ready

Are you ready for your soup mmmmm hold out your bowl then

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7 1 2 foot long 54 inch wide gorilla

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain...

Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti

Are you sure this is how they did it yes! yes! it's all written down in the notes!

Are you sure you want to go through with this

Aren't there any lights in this place two nasty looking switches over here but i'm not going to be the first

As a matter of fact we were just having one as you were driving up what what

As heaven is my witness up

As heaven is my witness Up

As long as I can remember people have hated me they looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror

As the leader of this community may I be the first to offer you my hand in friendship

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature

As you can see all communication is shut off

As your creator I command you to come back!

At your service sir always

Backwards!

Became capable of bestowing animation..

Because once a nerve fiber is severed there is no way in heaven or on earth to regenerate life back into it

Behind ze bookcase

Believe me, as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you...

Blucher!

Books and papers it is! this is my grandfather's private library! I feel it!

Boy

But aren't you the grandson of the famous dr victor frankenstein who went into graveyards dug up freshly buried corpses and transformed dead components into

But as a fronkensteen aren't you the least bit curious about it

But for what you're about to see next we must enter quietly into the realm of genius

But how how before it's too late

But I didn't look upstairs I thought you did

But I didn't. It was never All we

But i'd rather be remembered for my own small contributions to science and not because of my accidental relationship to a famous cuckoo

But look what has been done with hearts and kidneys

But papa I told you that I was turning the rostbraten don't you remember I asked you to put helga to you

But sir

But there's nothing here but books and papers!

But tonight we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself!

But wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfather's work sir the reanimation of dead tissue

But what if we block the nerve impulse by simply applying local pressure

But who was playing it I don't know but whoever it was just barely finished putting out his cigar

But you did I just heard it

But you have to remember that a worm with very few exceptions is not a human being

But your grandfather's work sir

Call it a hunch

Calm down i'm not afraid of you

Can you account for yourself?

Can you imagine the brain of hans delbruck in this body

Can you imagine the brain of Hans Delbruck in this body?

Chained chained like a beast in a cage

Chained like a beast in a cage.

Changed the poles from plus to minus...

Class is dismissed

Class... is, uh..

Come back! do you understand me I will not let you destroy my work!

Come let's mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellers in their mitts mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!

Come on come come on

Come on. Come. Come on.

Come over here you hot monster

Come! come on! you can do it!

Come! come on! you can do it! (2)

Crude yes primitive yes perhaps even grotesque yet something inexplicable tells me that this might be our man

Crude, yes. Primitive, yes. Perhaps even grotesque.

Damn your eyes! too late

Darling you mustn't worry so

Darling!

Darling! (2)

Darling! darling! surprised surprised love me love you

Darling! what surprised I uh yes love me well

Darling! yes

Dead is dead!

Destiny, destiny!

Destiny! destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping that for me! destiny destiny! no escaping

Did you

Did you did you tie off the kites of course oh all right good

Didn't you didn't you used to have that on the other side what your uh oh never mind

Different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes or cutaway coat perfect fits mmmmin' mm mmm ritz!

Distinguished colleagues ladies and gentlemen tonight it is my great privilege of introducing to you a man whose family name was once both famous and infamous

Do you also say froderick no frederick

Do you have that name I gave you I have it written down

Do you have your cigar let me see let me see all right

Do you understand

Do you understand do not open this door!

Do you understand?

Do you wanna talk about physical strength do you want to talk about sheer muscle

Do you want to talk about the olympian ideal you are a god!

Doctor I have doctor

Doctor look!

Doctor where are you

Does that mean you love me

Doesn't the bringing back to life what was once dead hold any intrigue for you

Don't be frightened dear it's just a rat a filthy slimy rat!

Don't give me that! I don't believe in fate! and I won't say it

Don't inhale until the tip glows

Don't put the candle back

Don't touch him! he wants to do it by himself!

Dr frankenstein

Dr fronkensteen are you all right

Dr fronkensteen wake up

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin' mighty hard to look like gary cooper

Eh how do you do I am dr fronkensteen

Ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei! ein zwei drei!

Elevate me now right here

Elevate me.

Especially when there is a frankenstein residing in this house

Every day!

Excellent shot

Excellent shot.

Excuse me darling what is it exactly that you do do

Excuse me, darling

Fire Fire is our friend. Yes.

Fire is good yes fire is our friend yes i'll show you i'll show you

First may I offer for your consideration a neurological demonstration of the primary cerebellar functions balance and coordination

Five six seven eight

Follow me please

Following in his grandfather's footschtops footschtops! oh! footsteps!

For god's sake come on are you trying to make me look like a fool

For my own small contributions to science...

Frau blucher!

Freddy darling how can I say in a few minutes what it's taken me a lifetime to understand

Froderick!

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars

From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues may I now present a cultured sophisticated man about town

Fronkensteen

Get down you fool!

Get in there!

Get ready! get set! go!

Give him an extra dollar extra dollar yes sir

Glory glory hallelujah glory glory hallelujah

Gone gone! we've got to find him do you understand we've got to find him before he kills someone!

Good bye darling good bye freddy

Good girl

Good lord!

Good man

Good night constable good night sir

Good night darling

Good night darling good night sweetheart

Good night frau blucher

Good night herr doktor

Good thinking

Good! good!

H delbruck hans delbruck

Ha! monsters!

Halt! up

Hand me that candle will you

Hand me that robe would you dear

Hans Delbruck.

Harry he was at it again

Have the preparations been made for the transference yes doctor

He alone held an image of me as something beautiful

He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword

He used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself

He will curse the day that he was born a frankenstein!

He would have an enormous schwanstucker

He'll kill you!

He's a frankenstein! and they're all alike!

He's beautiful and he is mine!

He's gonna be very popular

He's hideous!

He's out! I know

Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys!

Hello handsome! you're a good looking fellow do you know that

Hello mrs frankenstein

Hello there i'm going to set you free

Hello you've caught something there

Hello!

Help me! quick! the sedative!

Here I come

Herr Doktor

His truth is marching on da yat da da da da da

Hit it!

Hold on to your hat what i'll be right back

Hold out your bowl then.

Honey did you see I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts and the other one is just for socks and poo poo undies

Honey! honey I hope you didn't find daddy's little party too boring he did it just for you and he meant so well say you liked it mm hmm

How did you get here through the dumbwaiter

How did you get here?

How do you do

How do you do (2)

How hungry you must have been

How long now two more minutes

How much do you want to let me go my father's very rich you would have the world at your fingertips

How nice