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Home > Alice in Wonderland (1951) Soundboard
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A common what
A daisy duet she wouldn't like that
A e I o u
A garden
A horsefly I mean a rocking horsefly
A match thank you
A monster dodo in my house
A path! oh thank goodness I just knew i'd find one sooner or later
A pleasant walk a pleasant talk would be a sheer delight
A sailor's life is the life for me how I love to sail o'er the bounding sea
A serpent! help! serpent! serpent!
A very merry unbirthday a very merry unbirthday (both) a very merry unbirthday to us
A very merry unbirthday for me for you
A very merry unbirthday for me for you (2)
A very merry unbirthday to me oh no to you
A very merry unbirthday to me to who to me
A very merry unbirthday to us to us
A very merry unbirthday to you
A very merry unbirthday to you (2)
A very merry unbirthday to you (3)
A very merry unbirthday to you who me yes you oh me!
After all that's happened I i wonder if I i don't care
After all three inches is such a wretched height
After all we haven't been invited
Ah a loaf of bread is what we chiefly need
Ah ha I see what's wrong with it this watch is full of wheels
Ah ha!
Ah ha! just as I suspected
Ah young lady do you have a match
Ahoy and other nautical expressions
Alice alice alice alice will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson
Alice I oh well come along it's time for tea
Alice in wonderland
Alice in wonderland (2)
Alice in wonderland (3)
Alice in wonderland (4)
Alice in wonderland (5)
Alice wake up! please wake up alice please wake up alice
Alice what are you talking about
All in the golden afternoon the golden afternoon
All mimsy were the borogoves
All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe
All right if that's the way you feel about it
All right let's have it now look lively
All ways are your ways your majesty
All ways here you see are the queen's ways
An unbirthday if you have a birthday then you
And all the other animals too
And as for you your majesty
And curiosity often leads to trouble
And did you notice her petals
And er what were you saying my dear
And even stigand the archbishop of canterbury agreed to meet with william and offer him the crown
And how about some pepper and salt and vinegar eh
And I suppose you don't eat eggs either yes I do
And i'd love the change should something strange begin
And it was an unbirthday present too
And now my dear as you were saying
And now my dear something seems to be troubling you won't you tell us all about it start at the beginning
And now my dear you were saying that you would like to see
And should we get hungry on the way we'll stop and have a bite
And the king
And the king card hooray!
And the mome raths outgrabe
And the mome raths outgrabe (2)
And the mome raths outgrabe (3)
And the mome raths outgrabe (4)
And the other side will make you grow shorter
And this was odd because it was the middle of the night
And we sing too you do
And who is this
And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings
And yet we go ahead painting the roses red
Another recitation entitled father william
Backward forward outward inward bottom to the top
Backward forward outward inward bottom to the top never a beginning there can never be a stop
Be patient is very good advice but the waiting makes me curious
Beg pardon
Beg your pardon
Better look first for if one drinks much from a bottle marked poison it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later
Better save these
Bill me lad have you ever been down a chimney
Birthday my dear child this is not a birthday party of course not this is an unbirthday party
Brilliant jolly well done
But but but butter of course it needs some butter butter! butter!
But but that's just the trouble with me I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it
But but what
But consider my dear couldn't she have a trial first
But didn't you just say I mean oh dear
But goodness knows what this will do
But guvnor
But how can i
But I can't stop now
But I don't want to go among mad people oh you can't help that most everyone's mad here
But I have a very simple solution
But I haven't used my cup
But I only meant that
But I still haven't used
But i'm not a flower
But i'm not a serpent
But i'm not used to it and you needn't shout!
But i've never met any queen
But look i'm just the right size
But mother oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head
But of course we can talk my dear if there's anyone worth talking to or about
But of course you've got the key
But please please
But that just isn't the way
But that's silly nobody
But the queen I simply must get out
But we insist you must join us in a cup of tea
But you are outside what see for yourself
But you would you'd be just like people dinah
Butter oh thank you butter that's fine
By jove jolly well is isn't it
By the way I have a few more helpful hints
Caloo callay come run away with cabbages and kings
Caloo callay no work today
Caloo callay we'll eat today like cabbages and kings
Can you help us at your service guvnor
Can you stand on your head
Cards cut!
Cards halt!
Cards halt! count off! one two three four five six seven eight nine ten jack
Careful she's stark raven mad
Cat cat! cat! c c c c! cat!
Cat where there there he is again
Causing the queen to lose her temper
Clean cup clean cup move down clean cup clean cup move down
Clean cup move down
Clean cup move down (2)
Come come my dear don't you care for tea
Come come now crying won't help
Come now that's better
Come to think of it did you ever see an alice
Consider my dear we've called no witnesses couldn't we hear maybe one or two huh maybe
Course you're late
Curious butterflies
Curious I don't remember this
Curiouser and curiouser
Curtsy while you're thinking it saves time
Deal cards!
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe (2)
Do something
Do you play croquet yes your majesty
Do you suppose it's a club
Do you suppose she's a wild flower
Do you think at your age it is right
Do you want us both to lose our heads uh huh well I don't
Don't get excited how about a nice cup of tea
Don't go away
Don't just do something stand there
Don't let her get away! off with her head!
Don't step on the fish
Don't step on the mome raths the mome raths
Don't tell me you've left it up there
Don't tell the queen what you have seen or say that's what we said
Drat that girl where could she have put them
Drink me hm
Edwin and morcar the earls of mercia and northumbria declared for him and even stigand alice
Eh oh
Ever see an alice with a blossom like that
Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds within that world of my own
Exatically what is your problem
Excellent you just pop down the chimney and haul that monster out of there
Excuse me sir but i've been trying to
Feed oh yes
First verse
First witness herald call the first witness
For goodness' sake
For i've enjoyed your company much more than you realize
For painting my roses red someone will lose his head
Forward backward inward outward come and join the chase
Forward backward inward outward come and join the chase (2)
Forward backward inward outward here we go again
Get dry
Get me the jam the jam by order of the king
Get the jam put it on his nose on his nose
Girls we shall sing golden afternoon that's about all of us
Go on please go we don't want weeds in our bed move along
Good advice if if i'd listened earlier I wouldn't be here
Good luck bill
Goodbye dinah goodbye!
Goodness I suppose i'll be taking orders from dinah next
Goodness I wonder if i'll ever get the knack of it
Goodness if the people here are like that I must try not to upset them
Goodness what if I should fall right through the center of the earth and come out the other side where people walk upside down
Goodness when I get home I shall write a book about this place if I if I ever do get home
Goodness! what did I do
Guvnor I been down more chimneys
Have a cup of tea indeed! i'm sorry but I just haven't the time!
Have to run with the others first rule of the caucus race you know
Have you in port in no time at all now
He did he did what went that way who did the white rabbit
He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright
Help me
Help! monster! help!
Help! monster! help! assistance! (trumpet)
Her imperial highness her grace her excellency her royal majesty the queen of hearts
Hey this won't do oh oh oh this won't do at all
Hm i'm listening
Hm oh! how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of
Hmm and the other side will
Hmm not here
Hmm now let me see if I were a rabbit where would I keep my gloves
Hmm oh yes sir erm
Hmm well er
Hmm! who's been painting my roses red who's been painting my roses red
How cheer
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How do you do and shake hands state your name and business
How do you get to wonderland over the hill or under land or just behind the tree
How do you get to wonderland over the hill or under land or just behind the tree (2)
How doth the little busy bee improve each
How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of the nile on every golden scale
How I wonder what you're at
How neatly spreads his claws and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws
How silly
How very curious
However if I were looking for a white rabbit i'd ask the mad hatter
Huh (squawks)
I am exatically three inches high and it is a very good height indeed!
I beg your pardon
I beg your pardon but did you
I can't put it any more clearly for it isn't clear to me
I can't remember things as I used to
I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand
I didn't think that
I do
I do not know
I do not see explain yourself