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Home > Alice in Wonderland (1951) Soundboard
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A common what
A daisy duet she wouldn't like that
A e I o u
A garden
A horsefly I mean a rocking horsefly
A match thank you
A monster dodo in my house
A path! oh thank goodness I just knew i'd find one sooner or later
A pleasant walk a pleasant talk would be a sheer delight
A sailor's life is the life for me how I love to sail o'er the bounding sea
A serpent! help! serpent! serpent!
A very merry unbirthday a very merry unbirthday (both) a very merry unbirthday to us
A very merry unbirthday for me for you
A very merry unbirthday for me for you (2)
A very merry unbirthday to me oh no to you
A very merry unbirthday to me to who to me
A very merry unbirthday to us to us
A very merry unbirthday to you
A very merry unbirthday to you (2)
A very merry unbirthday to you (3)
A very merry unbirthday to you who me yes you oh me!
After all that's happened I i wonder if I i don't care
After all three inches is such a wretched height
After all we haven't been invited
Ah a loaf of bread is what we chiefly need
Ah ha I see what's wrong with it this watch is full of wheels
Ah ha!
Ah ha! just as I suspected
Ah young lady do you have a match
Ahoy and other nautical expressions
Alice alice alice alice will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson
Alice I oh well come along it's time for tea
Alice in wonderland
Alice in wonderland (2)
Alice in wonderland (3)
Alice in wonderland (4)
Alice in wonderland (5)
Alice wake up! please wake up alice please wake up alice
Alice what are you talking about
All in the golden afternoon the golden afternoon
All mimsy were the borogoves
All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe
All right if that's the way you feel about it
All right let's have it now look lively
All ways are your ways your majesty
All ways here you see are the queen's ways
An unbirthday if you have a birthday then you
And all the other animals too
And as for you your majesty
And curiosity often leads to trouble
And did you notice her petals
And er what were you saying my dear
And even stigand the archbishop of canterbury agreed to meet with william and offer him the crown
And how about some pepper and salt and vinegar eh
And I suppose you don't eat eggs either yes I do
And i'd love the change should something strange begin
And it was an unbirthday present too
And now my dear as you were saying
And now my dear something seems to be troubling you won't you tell us all about it start at the beginning
And now my dear you were saying that you would like to see
And should we get hungry on the way we'll stop and have a bite
And the king
And the king card hooray!
And the mome raths outgrabe
And the mome raths outgrabe (2)
And the mome raths outgrabe (3)
And the mome raths outgrabe (4)
And the other side will make you grow shorter
And this was odd because it was the middle of the night
And we sing too you do
And who is this
And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings
And yet we go ahead painting the roses red
Another recitation entitled father william
Backward forward outward inward bottom to the top
Backward forward outward inward bottom to the top never a beginning there can never be a stop
Be patient is very good advice but the waiting makes me curious
Beg pardon
Beg your pardon
Better look first for if one drinks much from a bottle marked poison it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later
Better save these
Bill me lad have you ever been down a chimney
Birthday my dear child this is not a birthday party of course not this is an unbirthday party
Brilliant jolly well done
But but but butter of course it needs some butter butter! butter!
But but that's just the trouble with me I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it
But but what
But consider my dear couldn't she have a trial first
But didn't you just say I mean oh dear
But goodness knows what this will do
But guvnor
But how can i
But I can't stop now
But I don't want to go among mad people oh you can't help that most everyone's mad here
But I have a very simple solution
But I haven't used my cup
But I only meant that
But I still haven't used
But i'm not a flower
But i'm not a serpent
But i'm not used to it and you needn't shout!
But i've never met any queen
But look i'm just the right size
But mother oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head
But of course we can talk my dear if there's anyone worth talking to or about
But of course you've got the key
But please please
But that just isn't the way
But that's silly nobody
But the queen I simply must get out
But we insist you must join us in a cup of tea
But you are outside what see for yourself
But you would you'd be just like people dinah
Butter oh thank you butter that's fine
By jove jolly well is isn't it
By the way I have a few more helpful hints
Caloo callay come run away with cabbages and kings
Caloo callay no work today
Caloo callay we'll eat today like cabbages and kings
Can you help us at your service guvnor
Can you stand on your head
Cards cut!
Cards halt!
Cards halt! count off! one two three four five six seven eight nine ten jack
Careful she's stark raven mad
Cat
Cat cat! cat! c c c c! cat!
Cat where there there he is again
Causing the queen to lose her temper
Clean cup clean cup move down clean cup clean cup move down
Clean cup move down
Clean cup move down (2)
Come come my dear don't you care for tea
Come come now crying won't help
Come now that's better
Come to think of it did you ever see an alice
Consider my dear we've called no witnesses couldn't we hear maybe one or two huh maybe
Course you're late
Curious butterflies
Curious I don't remember this
Curiouser and curiouser
Curtsy while you're thinking it saves time
Deal cards!
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe (2)
Do something
Do you play croquet yes your majesty
Do you suppose it's a club
Do you suppose she's a wild flower
Do you think at your age it is right
Do you want us both to lose our heads uh huh well I don't
Dodo
Don't get excited how about a nice cup of tea
Don't go away
Don't just do something stand there
Don't let her get away! off with her head!
Don't step on the fish
Don't step on the mome raths the mome raths
Don't tell me you've left it up there
Don't tell the queen what you have seen or say that's what we said
Drat that girl where could she have put them
Drink me hm
Edwin and morcar the earls of mercia and northumbria declared for him and even stigand alice
Eh oh
Ever see an alice with a blossom like that
Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds within that world of my own
Exatically what is your problem
Excellent you just pop down the chimney and haul that monster out of there
Excuse me sir but i've been trying to
Feed oh yes
First verse
First witness herald call the first witness
For goodness' sake
For i've enjoyed your company much more than you realize
For painting my roses red someone will lose his head
Forward backward inward outward come and join the chase
Forward backward inward outward come and join the chase (2)
Forward backward inward outward here we go again
Get dry
Get me the jam the jam by order of the king
Get the jam put it on his nose on his nose
Girls we shall sing golden afternoon that's about all of us
Go on please go we don't want weeds in our bed move along
Good advice if if i'd listened earlier I wouldn't be here
Good luck bill
Goodbye dinah goodbye!
Goodness
Goodness I suppose i'll be taking orders from dinah next
Goodness I wonder if i'll ever get the knack of it
Goodness if the people here are like that I must try not to upset them
Goodness what if I should fall right through the center of the earth and come out the other side where people walk upside down
Goodness when I get home I shall write a book about this place if I if I ever do get home
Goodness! what did I do
Guvnor I been down more chimneys
Have a cup of tea indeed! i'm sorry but I just haven't the time!
Have to run with the others first rule of the caucus race you know
Have you in port in no time at all now
He did he did what went that way who did the white rabbit
He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright
Help me
Help!
Help! monster! help!
Help! monster! help! assistance! (trumpet)
Her imperial highness her grace her excellency her royal majesty the queen of hearts
Hey this won't do oh oh oh this won't do at all
Hm i'm listening
Hm oh! how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of
Hmm
Hmm and the other side will
Hmm not here
Hmm now let me see if I were a rabbit where would I keep my gloves
Hmm oh yes sir erm
Hmm well er
Hmm! who's been painting my roses red who's been painting my roses red
How
How cheer
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How do you do and shake hands state your name and business
How do you get to wonderland over the hill or under land or just behind the tree
How do you get to wonderland over the hill or under land or just behind the tree (2)
How doth the little busy bee improve each
How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour the waters of the nile on every golden scale
How I wonder what you're at
How neatly spreads his claws and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws
How silly
How very curious
However if I were looking for a white rabbit i'd ask the mad hatter
Huh (squawks)
I am exatically three inches high and it is a very good height indeed!
I beg your pardon
I beg your pardon but did you
I can't put it any more clearly for it isn't clear to me
I can't remember things as I used to
I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand
I didn't think that
I do
I do not know
I do not see explain yourself
I don't come from any garden
I don't think it's so funny
I er I weep for you I (hiccups) excuse me I deeply sympathize
I forgot to tell you i'm locked
I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it
I have an excellent idea let's change the subject
I just can't wait till I (gasps)
I keep wishing it could be that way because my world would be a wonderland
I knew it I knew it
I know but I i I just can't seem to stop
I mean my c a t
I never ever do a thing about the weather for the weather never ever does a thing for me
I propose that we
I propose that we by jove that's it we'll burn the house down
I said a little of that went a long way
I said not at all
I say do you have a match
I say how are you getting on not at all
I say you'll never get dry that way
I shall certainly be glad to get out of
I should have known there'd be a price to pay someday someday
I should like to be a little larger sir
I think she's pretty
I thought there was plenty of room
I wanna go home but I can't find my way naturally that's because you have no way
I warn you child if I lose my temper you lose your head understand
I was just giving myself some good advice but
I wonder
I wonder if you could tell me
I wonder where
I wonder which way I ought to go
I wonder who lives here
I'll ask the questions!
I'll be right back
I'll say it's rude it's very very rude indeed
I'm afraid I can't explain myself because i'm not myself you know
I'm just a little girl
I'm late
I'm late i'm late for a very important date no time to say hello goodbye i'm late late late
I'm late oh dear i'm here I should be there i'm late
I'm looking for a white rabbit
I'm not a mile high and i'm not leaving
I'm not a weed
I'm so excited we never get compliments you must have a cup of tea
I'm so late i'm so very very late
I'm sorry but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it
I'm sorry but I must eat something not me you you barbarian
I'm sorry but you see the caterpillar said caterpillar
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party
I'm tired of being only three inches high
I'm trying to find my way home
I'm very sorry
I'm very sorry but I did enjoy your singing
I've been trying to ask you
I've changed so many times in this morning you see
I've had enough nonsense i'm going home straight home
I've never heard it that way before I know I have improved it
If I hurry perhaps I might even be home in time for tea
If I were my right size I could pick every one of you if I wanted to and I guess that'd teach you
If there are no objections let it be unanimous
If you don't care for tea you could at least make polite conversation
If you happen to be an oyster
If you stay long enough we might have a battle
If you think we're alive you ought to speak to us
If you think we're waxworks you ought to pay you know
In a world of my own all the flowers would have very extra special powers
In my world cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers
In my world you wouldn't say meow you'd say yes miss alice
In my youth father william replied to his son i'd do it again and again and again
In that case a very merry unbirthday to me to you
In that case a very merry unbirthday to you
In this world perhaps but in my world the books would be nothing but pictures
In you go now nothing to it old boy
Indeed then just what are you
Is that all no
It certainly isn't a heart
It is it is it is
It is what a small world this is
It must be awfully important like a party or something
It really doesn't matter as long as i
It serves them right they planted white and roses should be red
It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change
It's exatically exat it's precisely this
It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat and a watch
It's two days slow that's what it is
It's very rude to sit down without being invited
It's very simple now 30 days have sep no
It's your silly riddle you just said
Jam jam I forgot all about jam
Jolly well have to carry on alone
Jury write that down
Just fetch that gate
Just look at those stems rather scrawny i'd say
Just what specie or shall we say genus are you my dear
Keep your temper
La! me me me me me! la la la la la!
Land ho by jove
Late for what that's just what i
Lemon that's different
Let me see
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
Let's do lovely lily of the valley
Let's see where was i
Little bread and butterflies kiss the tulips and the sun is like a toy balloon
Little little (laughs)
Little oysters little oysters! but answer there came none and this was scarcely odd because they'd been eaten every one
Look at that it's going mad oh dear it's going mad
Look the bottle the bottle !
Look there he is now
Look up speak nicely and don't twiddle your fingers turn out your toes curtsy
Lose something
M'lad you're passing up a golden opportunity I am you can be famous I can
Mad watch mad watch mad watch look
Mary ann
Mary ann (2)
Mary ann (3)
Mary ann (4)
Mary ann what are you doing out here
Mary ann! you see here mary ann
Monster (screams)
Move down move down
Mr caterpillar what will I do
Mr dodo please please help me
Mr rabbit
Mr rabbit oh mr rabbit
Mr rabbit oh mr rabbit (2)
Mr rabbit wait please
Mr rabbit wait!
Mr walrus said the carpenter
Must go goodbye hello i'm late i'm late i'm late
Mustard don't let's be silly
Mustard mustard yes
My brain begins to perk
My dear child there are many good books in this world without pictures
My fur and whiskers! i'm late i'm late i'm late!
My gloves! at once! do you hear
My goodness i'm late
My goodness those are the things that upset me
My goodness we'll have to look into this
My poor house
My poor roof and rafters all my walls
My watch it was
My what a peculiar place to have a party
Naturally
Never mind
Never mind all that! get to the part where I lose my temper
No cooperation no cooperation at all
No I don't want
No I mean I was just wondering
No I suppose he must have
No i'm not a wild flower
No i'm sorry but
No let's sing about us
No my poor house and furniture
No no go get my gloves i'm late
No no no i'm overdue i'm really in a stew
No no no i'm through with rabbits
No no no no time no time no time hello goodbye i'm late i'm late
No no no you'll get crumbs in it
No no no! stop!
No no not my beautiful bird house
No no please no more nonsense
No no use
No not tea!
No one can ever get dry this way
No one ever loses and no one can ever win
No thank you
No thank you but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go
No time to say goodbye hello i'm late i'm late i'm late
No use can't wait i'm awfully late oh me oh my
No your majesty please it's all his fault
Nonsense
Nonsense i'm as dry as a bone already
Not me your grace the ace
Not pink not green not aquamarine
Not that old thing
Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race
Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race (2)
Nothing whatever nothing whatever!
Now are you ready for your sentence
Now blow the candle out my dear and make your wish come true
Now blow the candle out my dear and make your wish come true (2)
Now I shall never get out
Now if I came this way I should go back this way
Now if you're ready oysters dear we can begin the feed
Now where d'you come from and where are you going
Now where did he go to
O u e I o a u e I a a e I o u
Of all the impossible
Of all the silly nonsense
Of course he's mad too
Of course there's a brave lad
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax cabbages and kings
Off with her
Off with her (2)
Off with her head!
Off with her head! (2)
Off with her head! off with her head!
Off with his head by order of the king you heard what she said
Off with his head!
Off with you shoo go away serpent! serpent!
Off with your hat! oh my
Oh
Oh a sailor's life is the life for me and I never
Oh by the way if you'd really to know he went that way who did the white rabbit
Oh cheshire cat it's you
Oh dear
Oh dear (2)
Oh dear (3)
Oh dear everything is so confusing it is not well it is to me
Oh dear I do wish I hadn't cried so much
Oh dear I wonder what he wants now
Oh dear i'll never catch him while i'm this small
Oh dear i'm sure he came this way do you suppose he could be hiding
Oh dear it's getting dreadfully dark and nothing looks familiar
Oh dear now I shall never get out
Oh dear save the queen
Oh dear then let me help you
Oh dear this is serious I simply must
Oh dinah
Oh erm excuse me could one of you tell me
Oh for goodness' sake
Oh I beg your pardon
Oh me oh my
Oh my fur and whiskers
Oh my poor watch oh my wheels and springs
Oh no
Oh no (2)
Oh no no not again
Oh no you're in much too much of a hurry
Oh no!
Oh no! (2)
Oh pooh i'm not afraid of you
Oh she's curious the oysters were curious too weren't they aye and you remember what happened to them poor things
Oh still locked you know
Oh thank you don't mind if I do
Oh this is the very best butter what are you talking about
Oh very well but get on with it!
Oh well after this I shall think nothing of of falling down stairs
Oh what a delightful child
Oh yes I was sitting on the river bank with you know who
Oh yes would you like to hear tell it to the tulips
Oh yes you see i'm looking for a
Oh you wouldn't be interested but I am
Oh your majesty
Oh!
Oh! (alice giggles)
Oh! bill! bill we need a lazard with a lidder
Oh! eat me all right
Once more from the beginning
Once we were behind but now we find we are
One good turn deserves another
One moment please
One side of what
One side will make me grow but which is which
One side will make you grow taller
Open your mouth a little wider and always say yes your majesty
Or there's the march hare in that direction
Over the hill or here or there I wonder where
Ow I beg your pardon
Ow! let go! help!
Oysters come and walk with us the day is warm and bright
Painting the roses red and many a tear we shed because we know they'll cease to grow in fact they'll soon be dead
Painting the roses red we're painting the roses red
Painting the roses red we're painting the roses red (2)
Painting the roses red we're painting the roses red (3)
Pardon me
Pardon me but mr three why must you paint them red
Pardon me but would you mind helping me please
Perhaps if I eat something it will make me grow small
Perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy
Please be careful
Please please how can I find her
Please sir
Please sir (2)
Please they were only trying
Quiet bud
Quite all right but you did give me quite a turn
Rather good what door knob turn
Read the directions and directly you'll be directed in the right direction
Really
Recite
Riddles let me see now
Righto guvnor
Round and round and round we go until forevermore
Rule 42 all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately
Second chorus
See all the trouble you've started
Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners
Sentence but there must be a verdict first
Sentence first! verdict afterwards
Serpent serpent!
She doesn't know what an unbirthday is
She knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed
She'll be mad about you simply mad
She's nothing but a common mobile vulgaris
Shows you what a person'll do
Shuffle deck!
Silence!
Silence! (2)
Silence! next witness
Simply pull it out the chimney go ahead pull it out
Simply tie your tail around the monster's neck and drag it out
Since this is the thought we dread we're painting the roses red
Skipping hopping tripping fancy free and gay
So if you don't mind
Some kindling just a stick or two
Somebody's head is going to roll for this!
Someone's head will roll for this yours! off with her
Sorry rule 42 you know
Sorry you're much too big simply impassable
Sound your a lily
Started it tomorrow but will finish yesterday
Statistics prove prove that you've one birthday imagine just one birthday every year but there are 364 unbirthdays precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Steady old chap can't be as bad as all that you know
Stop him catch him somebody help me catch him
Stop!
Stop! (2)
Sugar sugar just two spoons just two spoons thank you
Table
Tastes like cherry tart custard pineapple roast turkey
Tea I never thought of tea of course
Tea just half a cup if you don't mind
Teasing tormenting and otherwise annoying
Thank goodness
Thank you
Thank you I think I shall visit him
Thank you my dear
That explains the trouble that i'm always in
That is not spoken correcitally it goes
That rabbit who cares where he's going anyway if it hadn't been for him i
That was a very sad story aye and there's a moral to it oh yes a very good moral
That was lovely
That would be very nice
That's better have you dry in no time now
That's enough! off with their heads!
That's it dinah
That's logic
That's manners
That's nonsense flowers can't talk
That's quite all right
That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet write that down!
That's the point if you don't think you shouldn't talk
That's very important!
That's very kind of you but I must be going why because i'm following a white rabbit
The beach was wide from side to side but much too full of sand
The cheshire cat
The deuce you say not me the trey
The dormouse
The end
The first thing in a visit is to say how do you do and shake hands shake hands shake hands
The golden afternoon
The jam by order of the king
The jam let me have it
The mad hatter
The march hare
The mushroom
The mushroom of course!
The other side of what
The prisoner is charged with enticing her majesty the queen of hearts into a game of croquet and thereby willfully and with malice aforethought
The queen she likes them red if she saw white instead she'd raise a fuss and each of us would quickly lose his head
The queen! the queen! the queen!
The rabbit
The rabbit (2)
The sea is nice take my advice and stay right here mum said
The sun was shining on the sea shining with all his might
The time has come
The time has come my little friends to talk of food and things of peppercorns and mustard seed and other seasonings
The time who's got the time
The very idea spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her
The walrus and the carpenter or the story of the curious oysters
The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand
The white rabbit
The white rabbit mr rabbit
Then it really doesn't matter which way you go
Then let the game begin!
Then today is my unbirthday too
There are dancing daffodils on the hillside strings of violets are all in tune
There are dog and caterpillars and a copper centipede
There are get up in the morning glories in the golden afternoon
There he goes this is terrible help
There he is I simply must get through
There it is!
There she goes don't let her get away off with her head!
There that should do it
There that's much better
There you are
There'd be new birds lots of nice and friendly howdy do birds
There's a wealth of happiness and romance all (out of tune) in the golden afternoon
There's a wealth of happiness and romance all in the golden afternoon
There's only one way to stop a mad watch
They would sit and talk to me for hours when i'm lonely in a world of my own
They're going to lose their heads
They're going to lose their heads for painting the roses red
Third chorus
This bit of rubbish ought to do
This is curious what could a rabbit possibly be late for
This is the stupidest tea party i've ever been to in all my life
Three points to starboard away me hearties
Tiger lilies love the dandelions in the golden afternoon
To put it bluntly a weed
To your places! by order of the king! hurry!
Today you know is my unbirthday
Trial well just a little trial
Try the box naturally
Tulgey wood
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
Twinkle twinkle little bat
Twinkle twinkle little bat how I wonder
Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle
Two days slow
Unbirthday i'm sorry but I don't quite understand
Unimportant your majesty means of course
Up above the world you fly like a tea tray in the sky
Very interesting
Very very very rude indeed
Very well then let the trial begin
Wait don't go please
Wait please just a minute
Wait please wait
Wanted leaders and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest
Watch it stop kicking that mackerel
We dare not stop or waste a drop so let the paint be spread
We know one about the shy violet
We'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here
We'll mix them all together in a sauce that's fit for kings
We'll roast the blighter's toes we'll toast the bounder's nose
We'll smoke the blighter out we'll smoke the monster out
We'll smoke the blighter out we'll smoke the monster out (2)
We'll smoke the monster out
We'll sweep this clear in half a year if you don't mind the work
We're cabbages and kings
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red we're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red yes painting the roses red
Well
Well (coughs) if you ask me
Well can't have monsters about
Well don't you think you ought to tell me (coughs) who you are first
Well goodness don't let her stay and go to seed
Well I am I mean I was
Well I i hardly know sir
Well I shall elucidate
Well I suppose you'd call me a genus humanus alice
Well I went along my merry way and I never stopped to reason
Well i'm curious to know where he's going
Well it all started while I was sitting on the river bank with dinah
Well it's been a very nice visit
Well it's been nice meeting you goodbye
Well my name is alice and i'm following a white rabbit so
Well no wonder you're late this clock is exactly two days slow
Well now let me see
Well perhaps I could spare a little time
Well she simply said that you're a fat pompous bad tempered old tyrant
Well shh
Well some go this way some go that way but as for me myself personally I prefer the short cut
Well that depends on where you want to get to
Well the fact is miss we planted the white roses by mistake and
Well there goes bill poor bill
Well well now let me see my dear
Well when one's lost I i suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you but who'd ever think to look for me here
What a peculiar color and no fragrance
What can I do for you
What did you say
What do you know about this unfortunate affair nothing
What have you to say about this
What is it
What key
What kind of garden do you come from
What next
What rabbit
What who
Whatever will I do
When clouds go rolling by they roll away and leave the sky
Where away dodo dodo
Where do stars go where is the crescent moon they must be somewhere in a sunny afternoon
Where in the world do you suppose that
Where is the land beyond the eye that people cannot see where can it be
Where is the path to wonderland over the hill or here or there
Where is the path to wonderland over the hill or here or there I wonder where
Where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life they lead
Where were you when this horrible crime was committed I was home drinking tea
Who are you
Who are you (2)
Who are you talking to a cat your majesty
Who dares to paint with vulgar paint the royal flower bed
Who do you suppose
Who me don't be ridiculous what we need is a a lizard with a ladder
Who's dinah dinah's my cat you see
Whoa! whoa! whoa!
Whom did you expect the white rabbit perchance
Why
Why (2)
Why (3)
Why don't you try the bottle on the table
Why is a raven like a writing desk
Why is a raven like a writing desk (2)
Why is a raven like a writing desk (3)
Why is a what
Why it's a little girl
Why my dear today is your unbirthday too
Why that's me i'm asleep
Why what did happen to the oysters
Why what peculiar little figures
Why you're a cat a cheshire cat
Why you're nothing but a pack of cards
Will I ever learn learn to do the things I should
Will I ever learn to do the things I should
Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson
William's conduct at first was not
With cabbages and kings

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