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A fella who'd ring the bell for once not the gong
A god! a god!
A star is born
A star is born (2)
A star is born (3)
A stirring performance boys I was really moved
A true hero great!
A word of caution to this tale
After all these years is this the kind of hello you give your father
Alcmene over here
All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met
All right just take it easy champ
All right!
All right! all right! you're bad! okay!
All right! break it up! break it up! party's over!
All right! not bad kid! not exactly what I had in mind but not bad
All we need now is a plague of locusts
Although honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truth
Am scray!
Amphitryon for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child perhaps they've answered our prayers perhaps they have
And a voice keeps sayin' this is where i'm meant to be
And as for you ya bum you're gonna go to the stadium and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!
And at least we made him mortal that's a good thing didn't we
And by the way herc is she not a fabulous little actress
And by the way sweet cheeks i'm real too
And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus
And everywhere gigantic brutes called titans ran amok
And herc you little devil you may I call you herc
And here is a sucker for the little sucker eh here you go ya just
And hey two thumbs way way up for our leading lady
And how does this creep thank you by running off with some babe
And I don't wanna hurt you so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this before we
And I think i'm gonna like it here
And i'm his gopher
And kid it's up to you
And meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm we dance we kiss we schmooze we carry on we go home happy
And now that I set you free what is the first thing you are going to do
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And people would say that's phil's boy
And that's the gospel truth
And that's the gospel truth (2)
And that's the gospel truth (3)
And that's the gospel truth the guy was too type a to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty hercules
And then along came zeus he hurled his thunderbolt he zapped
And then there was achilles
And they slapped his face on every vase on every vahse!
And this is pegasus
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
And this time no foul ups
And you are wearing his merchandise!
And you can't do a thing
Animals! disgusting!
Anybody listenin' it's like i'm what am I an echo or something
Anyway what do you owe these people
Are you all right miss
Are you always this articulate
Are you always this articulate (2)
Are you okay
Are you sure
Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy but ever so crucial little tiny detail
At 1 00 you got a meeting with king augeas
At 3 00 you gotta get a girdle from some amazons
At least I beat him didn't i
At least out loud I won't say i'm in love
Back when the world was new
Because our little nut meg has to go all noble
Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
Besides o oneness you can't beat him he has no weaknesses he's gonna
Bless my soul herc was on a roll
Blow him away!
Brothers! titans!
But a life without meg even an immortal life would be empty
But at least i've got one swell consolation prize a friend of yours who's dying to see me
But by the time they found the baby it was too late
But dreams are for rookies a guy can only take so much disappointment
But father i've beaten every single monster i've come up against
But how can i
But i'm different than those other guys! I can go the distance come on i'll show you
But if I don't become a true hero i'll never be able to rejoin my father zeus
But if you found me then where did I come from why was I left here
But no I get the greenhorn
But pop they're right I am a freak I try to fit in I really do I just can't
But since he did not drink the last drop he still retained his godlike strength
But that furshlugginer heel of his! he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! he's history
But unlike you gods lounging about up here I regrettably have a full time gig that you by the way so charitably bestowed on me zeus
But what can I tell ya
But what is the measure of a true hero
But why did you leave me on earth didn't you want me
But you aren't you a damsel in distress
But you need an advisor a satyr but wiser a good merchandiser and
But zeus and hera wept because their son could never come home
Bye
Bye bye wonderboy
Call me phil
Calm down mutton man
Can I ask you a question by the way are you
Can we do it now
Can you help us
Careful
Careful!
Charge! on to battle!
Check the grin you're in love
Chihuahua
Climb that uphill slope
Come here come here let me show you around
Come on everybody shout out loud a star is born
Come on hades don't be such a stiff join the celebration!
Come on kid
Come on kid come on fight back come on you can take this bum this guy's a pushover look at him
Come on kid! concentrate! use your head!
Come on phil keep them up there huh
Come on stop kiddin' around
Come on!
Come on! hurry up! we're shovin' off here!
Come on! phil!
Come out! face me!
Coming your most lugubriousness
Congratulations wonderboy you'll make one heck of a god
Couldn't have done it without you sugar sweetheart babe
Crush zeus!
Darling hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight
Dear keep those away from the baby
Definitely not good!
Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockery
Destroy him!
Destroy zeus!
Destructo boy
Dgr the daughters of the greek revolution
Did you cut your hair or something you look fabulous I mean you look like a fate worse than death
Did you see that
Didn't know you had a famous father did you surprise!
Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery
Don't even get me started on the crime rate
Don't even go there
Don't get too comfortable hades!
Don't listen herc
Don't make eye contact people here are nuts that's because they live in a city of turmoil
Don't thank me just yet
Don't unload just yet
Don't worry shorty here can explain it to ya later
Don't you pea brains get it this kid is the genuine article
Dreams are for rookies
Each and every one a disappointment pain for which there ain't no ointment
Earth to herc! come in herc! come in herc!
Easy fellas you'll be all right
Easy horsefeathers stop twitching
Every night a star is right in sight a star is burning bright a star is born
Everybody in greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta
Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me I got nothin' i'm here with nothin'
Everybody's not like that
Everyone's been captured i've been captured! hey hey! watch the glasses
Exactly how do you become a true hero
Excuse me
Excuse me it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero
Excuse me! hot stuff coming through! excuse me one side ares
Fabulous party you know I haven't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself
Face it like a grown up when you gonna own up that you got got got it bad
Father
Father this is the moment i've always dreamed of
Father wait!
Fine fine fine just let me know the instant the fates arrive
Fine okay i'll give you that one
Fine okay listen
Fine so instead of subtracting two years from your sentence hey i'm gonna add two on okay
Fine work my boy! you've done it! you're a true hero
Fine! go! I don't I don't need you
First I have to finagle with phideas
First that restaurant by the bay and then that play that oedipus thing
First you must seek out philoctetes the trainer of heroes
Flea
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
Follow the fingers!
For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart
For the trojans hey they bet on the wrong horse okay
Fortunately for the three of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight
Freeze him!
Freeze him! (2)
From appearance fees and royalties our herc had cash to burn
From that day forward our boy hercules could do no wrong
From zero to hero a major hunk
Game set match
Geez louise! what got his goat huh
Geez! you don't give up do ya
Get a grip
Get away from me! don't touch me! get your slimy souls off me!
Get back blast you!
Get outta there you big lug while you still can
Get them!
Get yourself another girl i'm through
Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love
Girl sing the song come blow your horn a star is born
Girl you can't conceal it we know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of
Girls! stop! stop! come back come back come back
Give that your best shot
Give up but give in
Going once
Going once going twice
Going twice!
Gone babe
Gonna shout it from the mountaintops
Good answer
Good good
Good luck son
Good! he's finally learned something
Got a little riddle for ya
Gotcha
Gotcha!
Great great anyway see ladies I was at this party and I lost track of
Gross!
Guys get your titanic rears in gear and kick some olympian butt!
Guys guys relax it's only half time
Guys olympus would be that way
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened
Hades mad
Hades you're behind this
Hades' deal is broken
Halt!
Hang on pop! be right back!
Have you ever reversed a natural disaster
Haven't you ever had a dream something you wanted so bad you'd do anything
He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a peloponnesian minute
He could tell you what's a grecian urn
He didn't mean any harm he's just a kid
He had a plan to shake things up
He hit the heights at breakneck speed from zero to hero
He hurt you real bad didn't he meg
He just can't control his strength
He promised I wouldn't get hurt
He ran the underworld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth
He showed the moxie brains and spunk
He was a no one a zero zero now he's a honcho he's a hero
He was a nothing zero zero now he's a honcho he's our hero
He was as mean as he was ruthless
He was so hot steam looked cool
He won't hurt himself
He won't listen to me
He would never do anything to hurt me
He'll get over it
He's a guy!
He's a hero who can please the crowd
He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird
He's got a problem with his stables
He's losin' points for this!
He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there you mean if he gets outta there
He's not interested all right
He's so tiny
He's strong like his dad
Heads up!
Hear me out ya little just hear me out okay
Hello hello am I talking to what hyperspace hello it's me
Help help help!
Help!
Help! I can't breathe! hurry! get us out! we're suffocating!
Hephaestus has been captured my lord
Herc could stop a show
Herc herc herc can we talk
Herc is a hero
Hercie he comes he sees he conquers
Hercules
Hercules (2)
Hercules hercules hercules
Hercules if you can prove yourself a true hero on earth your godhood will be restored!
Hercules my man
Hercules my my name is hercules
Hercules slow down!
Hercules son
Hercules stop! you can't do this to me you can't
Hercules there's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya
Hercules we're so proud of you
Hercules!
Hercules! (2)
Hercules! (3)
Hercules! (4)
Hercules! behave yourself
Hercules! look out!
Hercules! thank goodness!
Hercules! where are you
Here was a kid with his act down pat zero to hero in no time flat zero to hero just like that
Here you go kid a little grecian formula
Here's the trade off
Heroes like hercules
Hey butt out buddy!
Hey hey hey hold on kiddo! what's your hurry
Hey hey hey!
Hey hey I only need a few seconds and i'm a fast talker all right
Hey how you doin' lookin' good nice dress
Hey I really don't have like time to bat this around i'm kind of on a schedule here I got plans for august okay I need an answer like now
Hey i'm walkin' here!
Hey i've sworn off manhandling
Hey isn't that the goat man who trained achilles
Hey look! it's hercules
Hey love to babe
Hey mack you wanna buy a sundial
Hey nice job on those heels!
Hey phil! phil! phil! take it easy phil
Hey phil! what happened to you
Hey wait a second five isn't an even
Hey watch it watch it! watch it! keep your goo goo eyes on the
Hey watch it! watch it! watch
Hey watch where you're goin' sunday driver!
Hey what's the buzz meg
Hey where is he
Hey you need an extra guy
Hey you wanted answers and by thunder you're old enough now to know the truth
Hey!
Hey! no! get him! not me! him!
Him! the yutz with the horse
His name is pegasus and he's all yours son
Hit it ladies!
Hold it bright eye I have a special job for you my optic friend
Hold it! hold on! he's gotta do it on his own
Hold it! zeus is your father right zeus the big guy he's your daddy
Hold your horses!
Holy hera
Honey hit us with a hallelu that kid came shining through
Honey the crowds were goin' bonkers
Honey you mean hunk ules
How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance
How are things in the underworld
How can I come down there when i'm feeling so up
How cute a couple of rodents looking for a theme park
How do you kill a god
How do you know what i'm like
How sentimental
How was that phil
How you boys doin'
Hup two three four come on everybody! I can't hear you!
Hurry! let's just kill the kid and get it over with okay
I am on my way I can go the distance I don't care how far
I am ready I want to get off this island
I am tellin' you and this is the honest to zeus truth you got somethin' I never seen before
I analyzed the situation controlled my strength and kicked
I been lookin' all over this town!
I came back 'cause i'm not quittin' on ya i'm willing to go the distance how 'bout you
I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine there is nothin' you can't do kid
I can go the distance till I find my hero's welcome right where I belong
I can handle this have a nice day
I can't believe this guy I throw everything i've got at him and it doesn't even
I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy
I can't hercules but you can
I can't stop thinking about meg
I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun
I do not know!
I don't care i'm not gonna help you hurt him
I don't feel so good I feel a little
I don't know I thought they looked kinda dashing
I don't think your pinto likes me very much
I don't understand if you're my father that would make me a a god
I gave it my best shot but he made me an offer I had to refuse
I gave this everything I had
I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos your freedom
I got a fur wedgie
I got another horn here
I got his sweatband!
I got it!
I got your heel right here!
I hate to burst your bubble kid but that ain't applause
I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you
I have often dreamed of a far off place where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
I I wish to stay on earth with her I finally know where I belong
I kill myself!
I knew that dame was trouble this is gonna break the kid's heart
I know every mile will be worth my while
I know every mile will be worth my while (2)
I know I know stay by the cart
I know it doesn't make any sense
I know it's crazy you know I can't go anywhere without being mobbed I mean
I know you know I know I got it I got the concept
I know you're upset about today but that's no reason to
I like 'em fiery!
I mangled the minotaur grappled with the gorgon
I mean for what
I mean your little chickie poo here was working for me all the time
I need more thunderbolts!
I need to know who am I where do I belong
I need your help
I owe ya big time
I own you!
I swear nessus put me down or i'll
I swear to you hades when I get out of this
I think he does meg I truly think he does
I think I prefer wonderboy
I thought I smelled a rat
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
I thought you were gonna be the all time champ not the all time chump
I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am kind of river guardian less
I told you don't move!
I touched his elbow!
I trained all those would be heroes odysseus perseus theseus a lot of yeuseus
I trained enough turkeys who never came through
I want to become a hero a true hero
I want to see battles and monsters
I was going for innocence
I will beat the odds I can go the distance
I will face the world fearless proud and strong
I will find my way I can go the distance
I will please the gods
I won't let you down father!
I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong
I would go most anywhere to find where I belong
I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals
I'd given up hope that someone would come along
I'd like to make some sweet music with him
I'll be all right i'm a big tough girl I tie my own sandals and everything
I'll be fine just get me down before I ruin the upholstery
I'll be there someday if I can be strong
I'll find philoctetes and become a true hero
I'll go to the temple of zeus and
I'll have to ask you to release that young
I'll watch over her kid
I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! you
I'll work on that
I'm
I'm a damsel i'm in distress
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!
I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero
I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
I'm down to one last shot and my last high note
I'm glad to hear you say that father
I'm hercules and I happen to be a hero
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here i'm goin' home
I'm no hero
I'm not kiddin' around
I'm right behind ya kid!
I'm sorry
I'm sorry do you mind runnin' that by me again I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something
I'm sorry I can handle it!
I'm sorry kid there's some things you just can't change
I'm sorry you hear that sound that's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever
I'm the most famous person in all of greece i'm an action figure!
I'm the one giving orders now bolt boy
I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again
I'm warning you you keep that freak away from here! freak! yeah go away!
I'm way behind ya kid
I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
I've been waiting for this day a long time
I've done my part get your little imps
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme i've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke
If I say I want wonderboy's head on a platter you say medium or well done
If I say sing you say hey name that tune
If if is good
If if is good (2)
If only if only
If there's a prize for rotten judgment I guess i've already won that
If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up it's hades
If you can make it there you can make it anywhere
If you don't help him now phil he'll die
In 18 years precisely the planets will align ever so nicely
Incoming!
Indoor plumbing it's gonna be big
Is anybody there
Is he sweet our favourite flavour
Is my hair out
Is that all one town
Is that so a hero! have you ever saved a town before
Is there a downside to this
Is wonderboy here for real
Isn't he bold no one braver
Isn't it just peachy
Isn't meg little smoochy face isn't she more important than they are
Isn't she
It feels so good when you start out
It looks better that way no it really does
It seems like every time I turn around there's some new monster wreaking havoc and i
It takes more than sinew comes down to what's in you
It was a nasty place there was a mess wherever you stepped
It was all my fault
It was tragic
It was tragic! we lost everything in the fire everything except old snowball here
It wasn't my fault it was this wonderboy hercules
It's a big tough town good place to start buildin' a rep
It's all right the sea of raging hormones has ebbed
It's blinkin'!
It's great to see you I missed you
It's him!
It's like I keep tellin' ya you gotta stay focused and you
It's okay
It's something you have to discover for yourself
It's the symbol of the gods
It's the time for pulling out the stops
It's the truth!
It's too cliche I won't say i'm in love
Jeepers mister
Jeepers mister you're really strong
Just follow me out the window round the dumbbells you lift up the back wall and we're gone
Just hang onto the kid panic
Just like phil told me
Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power for makin' you a hero too
Just stare at the sidewalk
Keep movin' junior
Keep pushin' that envelope
Keep your toga on pal
Kid come inside I want to show you something
Kid i'm tryin' to talk to ya! will you come down here and listen
Kid kid kid how many horns do ya see six close enough
Kid we gotta talk
Kid you're missin' the point the point is I love her
Kids trapped phil this is great!
Ladies please
Ladies! I am so sorry that i'm late! we knew you would be
Lady
Lead with your left lead with your left! your other left!
Let her go
Let her go!
Let me help you with that
Let the kid have a little fun
Let's get ready to rumble!
Let's get you cleaned up
Let's go pegasus!
Let's see what could be behind curtain number one
Lighten up dude
Listen hercules is in trouble
Listen to me kid I seen 'em all
Listen to me! she's a dream come true not exactly more beautiful than aphrodite aside from that! the most wonderful
Listen to this he's just another chariot chaser
Locked those suckers in a vault they're trapped
Long ago in the faraway land of ancient greece there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes
Look at that! he's changing
Look at this look how cute he is
Look at you in your squalid prison! who put you down there
Look how you've grown
Look I gotta do this
Look I know what I did was wrong but this isn't about me it's about him
Look I learned my lesson okay
Look inside your heart
Look out!
Look where you're goin' numbskull!
Look who's here
Looks like your game's over
Ma pop you're the greatest parents anyone could have but I gotta know
Ma'am i'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise
Man! I thought I had problems
Maybe they have the answers!
Maybe we should call him jerkules
Me bite off head!
Meg
Meg (2)
Meg babe a deal's a deal you're off the hook
Meg I would never ever hurt you
Meg is safe
Meg meg I i
Meg meg meg my sweet deluded little minion
Meg meg no
Meg meg talk to him a little schmooze
Meg my little flower my little bird my little nut meg
Meg when i'm with you I don't feel so alone
Meg why did you you didn't have to
Meg!
Meg! (2)
Meg! (3)
Meg! no!
Megara my friends call me meg at least they would if I had any friends
Melt zeus!
Memo to me memo to me maim you after my meeting
Mighty zeus please hear me and answer my prayer
Mind his head
Miss i'm really sorry that was dumb
Mother
Move! move move move move move! move!
Mr lightning bolts!
My answer is two words okay
My boy my little hercules
My boy my little hercules (2)
My dreams are on you kid go make 'em come true
My fate is in your lovely hands
My favourite part of the game sudden death
My head is screaming get a grip girl unless you're dyin' to cry your heart out
My lord and lady the titans have escaped and they're practically at our gates!
Nah! I mean it's a possibility it happens 'cause you know it's war
Name is hades lord of the dead hi how ya doin'
Next stop olympus
Next time don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo goo eyes!
Nice catch jerkules
Nice horsey! my intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you
Nice shootin' rex
Nice work! excelente!
No
No chance no way I won't say it no no
No chance no way I won't say it no no (2)
No he has to drink the whole potion every last drop
No I you don't under I have this terrible fear of heights!
No i'm afraid i'm fit as a fiddle
No man is worth the aggravation that's ancient history been there done that
No no no mustn't touch
No no no no kid givin' up is for rookies
No no no no no I got it! i'm fine you just run along
No not exactly but i
No not really
No problem
No problem pop
No weaknesses whatsoever no trick knee ruptured disks
No you don't we're not supposed to reveal the future
No!
No! (2)
No! it's not like that I didn't mean to I couldn't I i'm so sorry
No! stop!
None of 'em could go the distance
Not now okay
Not so fast because ya see I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about
Not so fast sweetheart
Now at last my son you can come home
Now get on the horse
Now he has a bouncing baby brat
Now he's a hero yes indeed
Now hercules this time please just
Now nouveau riche and famous
Now now
Now remember kid first analyze the situation don't just barrel in there without thinking
Now that is what our story is ab
Now that's more like it!
Now there was a guy who had it all the build the foot speed he could jab he could take a hit he could keep on comin'
Now watch your old man work!
Now we did it!
Now were the fires before or after the earthquake they were after the earthquake I remember but before the flood
Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else
Of course he's gonna
Of course we did your mother and I loved you with all our hearts
Oh gee I don't know
Oh gods
Oh my gods! run for it!
Oh my goodness
Oh my! no! don't! no no no no! no no no no no no!
Oh no
Oh we're in trouble! oh big trouble! I gotta
Oh yeah bless my soul herc was on a roll
Oh yeah I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him meg my sweet
Oh yes absolutely
Oh you'll love this one more thing
Okay
Okay escape plan beta
Okay okay
Okay okay okay okay
Okay okay that's it you won't face the truth fine
Okay well I deserved that
On behalf of my son I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!
On mount olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
On your left is hercules' villa
One town a million troubles
Otherwise you get your strength right back
Our hero's a zero! our hero's a zero!
Our next stop is the pecs and flex gift shop where you can pick up the great hero's 30 minute workout scroll buns of bronze
Our story actually begins long before hercules many aeons ago
Outside of town two little boys they were playing in the gorge there was this terrible rockslide they're trapped!
Pain panic
Pain!
Pain! and panic!
Pandora it was the box thing
Panic!
Pardon me my good sir
Pegasus no don't be silly he'd be more than happy to
Pegasus!
People always do crazy things when they're in love
People always do crazy things when they're in love (2)
People are gonna get hurt aren't they
Person of the week in every greek opinion poll
Phil
Phil help!
Phil I did great
Phil I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
Phil I got two words for ya duck!
Phil I i'm sorry
Phil I just had the greatest day of my life!
Phil schmill
Phil wait where you going
Phil what do you call that thing
Phil what's the point
Phil you gotta admit that was pretty heroic
Phil! boy am I glad to meet you! i'm hercules
Phil! phil hercules needs your help!
Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked
Pitta bread pitta bread get your pitta bread here
Please help! please! there's been a terrible accident!
Please!
Please! (2)
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' sro
Powerful little tyke
Pull!
Read me a book would ya da da
Really
Really what i'll do anything
Rein it in rookie you can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons but this is the big leagues!
Remember like a few years ago every other boy was named jason and the girls were all named brittany
Reporting for duty!
Rescue some damsels
Rule number 15 a hero is only as good as his weapon!
Rule number 38
Rule number 95 kid concentrate!
Rule number 96 aim!
Rule number six
Run!
Say amen there he goes again sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10
Say it girlfriend!
See he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness
See i've got the major deal in the works a real estate venture if you will
See phil that that wasn't so hard
See ya herc
Seek out philoctetes right i'll
She don't love you
She's a fraud! she's been playin' ya for a sap!
She's nothin' but a two timin' stop it! no good lyin' schemin'
She's something else
She's something isn't she phil
Should hercules fight you will fail
Shut up!
So can't love to but can't
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals
So do you have any problems with things like this weak ankles I mean
So don't lose hope when you're forlorn just keep your eyes upon the skies
So first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal
So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky
So hades you finally made it
So here's the deal
So how'd you get mixed up with the pinhead with hooves
So I would be eternally grateful if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours I mean monsters natural disasters you wait a day okay
So is this an audience or a mosaic
So let me just ask is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what what do you think
So much for excuses
So much for the preliminaries and now on to the main event!
So thank his lucky star
So this is what heroes do on their days off
So what's in thebes a lot of problems
So when do we start can we start now
So you mighty hercules
So you took care of him huh dead as a door nail
So you wanna be a hero kid well whoop de do
Somebody call ix I i!
Somehow i'll be strong
Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal and only gods can live on mount olympus
Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here like i'm supposed to be someplace else
Sometimes it's better to be alone what do you mean nobody can hurt you
Son you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you
Son!
Son! (2)
Sorry
Sorry guys
Sorry herc
Sorry kid can't help ya
Sorry penelope
Sorry weak ankles
Sound the alarm! launch an immediate counterattack! go! go!
Sounds like your basic did damsel in distress
Speak of the devil
Speakin' of disasters
Step aside two legs
Stick with me kid this city is a dangerous place
Stop foolin' around! yeah get the goods sister
Stop it
Stop it!

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